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Morning Star
Sun's Dawn First Seed Rain's Hand Second Seed Mid Year Sun's Height Last Seed Hearth Fire Frostfall Sun's Dusk Evening Star |
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Panzerbastard should change their name to Evening Star. |
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU BUDDY |
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Lol @ hearth fire. |
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all stupid skyrim rip off names |
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Ceiling Tile
Flat Tire Overpriced Arboretum Soft Serve Gutter Spike Sticky Note Chipping Paint |
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The Skyrim Calendar Diaries |
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only Gates of Markarth is real. |
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Sun's Dusk in Falkreath |
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Most of the dwarven ruins would make for good band names. |
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Belt Sander Dull Shears Clogged Drain Haphazard Cup Holder Straightened Slinky |
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I like straightened slinky |
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Black Star in the Eye of Azura
Dawn of the Spectral Dunmer |
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Darkest Darkness |
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Arrowknee 5000 |
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Carnage in the Temple of Night Mother |
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Desceration of Nocturnal's Shrine |
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FOLGUNTHURRRRRR |
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Sovngarde |
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Frosty Winds
Penis Christ Naked Zeus |
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Bonnie Raitts Colon Screening
New York Balls Scrimshaw and his Bombastic Nuthuggers |
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Ancient Anal Fisting |
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STOVOKOR
i mean... SOVNGARDE |
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Undderated Dad
The Morning-After Boot-Party Enter Manhands Serrated Contraceptive Skeleton Warlock |
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Rapeasaurus Rex |
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Tyranosaurus Rape is an acceptable alternative |
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Upon Angel Wings of Shadow Sleeps the Lion |
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Belt Sander |
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on crimson wings.... oops |
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didn't on broken wings steal their shitty name from some other shitty south shore "metal" band? |
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Blaspherianamofacoreintherion
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Nice Pilaf
AmericanScarelines Dull Sawzall Bounced Paycheck Bedside Manure The Monopoly Guy is a Faggot Inappropriate Breast Caress |
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Titular Figurehead
The Ghastly Spray Farts Roast Beef Sandwiches Can't Be Beat |
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Empty Saucebottle Farts
Hook, Line and Stinker Springy Wraith Screened Loam Palm Sweat Goose Droppings Dirty Dish Water |
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shitting at work
iwrestledrebeccablackonce patrick swaze troll booger clown puke |
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I like clown puke. |
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its a real band
Jay Beckwith has a Clown Puke/Troll Booger split, I swear! I fucking LOL at both names everytime I think about it. |
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Shoulder Cannon
Check Description Colossal Mouth Bass Rug Burn Harry Hamlin Needs More Approval |
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Mourning Star. Ha. |
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disgusting dick and the smegmatics
LLOYD//BRAUN underrated dad brainsperm phallus maleficarum fuckfuckfuckfuckshit i have that clownpuke/troll booger split too, awesome stuff, the cover is a picture of nirvana with kurt cobains face crossed out and "insert bullet here" written on it. |
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ARROW TO THE KNEE
ARROWED IN THE KNEE AT THE KNEES, THEY ARROWED AS ARROWED AS KNEES KNEES KNEES ARROW ARROWS |
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Assed Butt
Sardines with Sexcrement Adventurer Like You Hoopy |
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Mojo Pilgrim ( <---- Monster Magnet-style stoner rock)
Priest Rabies Intentional Anal Tha Jizzhoundz Corpse Retriever (<--- filthy noisy death metal) Raper Dildo Sweatshop Third World Tits Whorestabber Mutilated Retard Refugee Abortion Pedogasm Skullmolester Iron Kranium |
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SLOTH HEART
BASEMENT LURKER OF CHALICE WAYNE FIGHT CROW TRIALS BURGERS THE BURGER BARONS THE BURGER BURDENS FIT FOR SMASHED BOUGHT THAT FOR A DOLLAR ALEX MURPHY GIFTED LEGEND VAPID TEPID PLANT WARS BORDER FIRE CLASPING PORTALS |
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Button Pusher
Filed Paperwork Dry Pen Tip on Glossy Paper Chills A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets Raised White Lettering Krusty's Home Pregnancy Test |
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names for bands who you hope contract SARS:
Once Again for Joey Weep For The Ganges ... and I Thought You Were Our Crimson Confession Upon Her Clouds Leaves Winds Feelings |
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People are gay
Lightbulb Kits Glazed Oil Circles Imminent Disappointment Nine Candles, One Dradle Dynamic Water Based Throwing Stars Makeshift Digeridoos I'd Nail Her to the Cross Sticky Eyebrows Return Button |
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We've got a floater!
Fill her to the brim SPERM VS VULVA VULVIC CONTRACTIONS ROAST BEEF LIPS SANDWICH ARTISTS THE FRUSTRATED CHUMPS THIRD ROD LEG PINS, DISSOLVE HER TITS LOOK LIKE SPINNER RIMS |
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GOO SHOOTER
The Ceiling Painters I CAME |
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PHLAPS
Ferocious Animalistic Process (F.A.P.) SHANKSGIVING PURE WHITE MENTAL We don't sell Confederate Flags |
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Briss Clippings
Wire Spool Fleshy Mound Wrinkle Ironer Stool Sample |
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Nand Bame
all of the below are from me looking around my desk... Yellow Measure Sauce Packet Flat Head Disc Press Steel Clips Clear Tape |
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Shade Ceramic |
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YOU FUCKS TRYING TO REPLACE ME?!! |
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all taken from Saint Vitus "Walking Dead"
Frozen Winds of Winter The Thirteenth of November Searching for Moonlight Lifeless Armies Evil Whim Crypts |
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Interstate Battery Cult
HP Powerscanjetman 5000 |
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laptop porn box airbag intermitent wipers random set silver ram quarter inch connector quarter inch dildo spittle rag |
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COCK IS NOT AN OPTION |
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Venom at the Funeral Pyre
Fistful Of Characith Incestuous Endless Angelic Whoremonger Cataclysmic SwordMaster of the Dead Decrepid Finnish Eternal Endless Corpse Everlasting Necropsy |
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dildo sweatshop is awesome. |
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A PLACE WHERE DADS MEET
THE FISHING HOLDING OTTER MALLARD STANLEY THE WHINDHAM TRAKES FLAGRANTE MIO BULLSHIT METER ZERO THE FALMOUTHS HYANNIS WREKING CRU SAN ANTONIO SLAYER FISH BUMP ANUS BELANITER FAST TIMES BRO TALL WAR FUCK THE WALL DINGUS MURPHY BROCK THE NAPOLEON SHAMES FILLABUSTED CREATTLEMORE THAT FAULTY |
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higgs-boson perfume
viral bukake estrogen horizon paul giamatti's cannibal army |
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The latest hipster black metal band: argyle gargoyle |
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Every Troll Is Aril First single: "Aril to the Knee" Second single: "Only The First Single Is Real" |
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I really think a band should call themselves "SAN ANTONIO SLAYER" instead of the original San Antonio "Slayer" of old. |
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Texa$
Turd ferguson Trebek Jap anus relations The Rapist |
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how could i forget, DIARRHEA PERLMAN
also myatt themed band names DAVIDxMYATTx MYATT CHEMICAL ROMANCE A MYATT IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE MYATT IS YOUR ATT FROM MYATT COLD DEAD HANDS OVER MYATT DEAD BODY MYATT EHRE IST TREU WHAT I DID ON MYATT SUMMER VACATION MYATT SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN |
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the bottle of pills that will one day claim the life of your sex drive and earn their rightful place in the smithsonian next to a dried up clump of semen that justin bieber fired into a microwaved bagel
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the collective works of the greatest philosophers of the last century being turned into an enigmatic adult film with endless visual metaphors |
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Chillface |
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Fapicide
HURDY GURDY Pabst Blue Ribbon Vs. david lo mein ASSGINITY |
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Local band parodies:
Foreskin Asphyxiation PENISBASTARD Fapism Unwombed Go Reality! Snorecorpse Cum Spray Vision Bowl Remnants Living Hemroid Cockuous Los Bung-hole-eaters Fartcomancy Pissentery Fapdicate Humanity Balls Cumposted Bitch Womb Natalie Imbroglio Bowels Nippling Fear Decuntformity Revocuntion 18 inches of cocksticks |
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A TERRIBLE MYATT FOR A CURSE I KNOW WHAT MYATT DID LAST SUMMER MYATT BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING | ||||
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Floggin Pauly
Tiny Tranny Brohammer Pen is in You Brawny Lloyd (for slar) |
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Pauly by Nature
OP-eth Band is Paul Blessed Paulfal Paul Jam Pagan Paulter Paul OP))) |
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forever paralyzed by vicious bursts of cognitive dissonance in a futile attempt to better your life but failing every time because you hate yourself and don't see yourself as being worth the time or effort to improve |
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bashing your face repeatedly on a brick wall and donating your organs to a starving homeless person who will marinate them in cat urine and liquid shit before deep frying them in sewage and destroying his intestines with the total lack of nutrition |
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