bennyhillifier

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Guys, handle your shit.

I can be friends with women, but I think I'm like, one of the few.

i have many women friends. i only want to sleep with the attractive ones. GO FIGURE.

I like how the "being there for you" panel shows it as via computer chat box. So true.

friends? with a woman? why would i do that?

so they dont call the police after you rape them. duh.

found this while watching that

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*Ding*

Women are like Mattapan, once you get in too deep...There's no way out.

So much truth.

It's so obvious who wants to bang who, even within the local metal crowd.

are you hitting on me?

arilliusbm: undressing me with his eyes since 2007.

translation: tired to bang, she said "no, I'm going to date this jerk"

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Dating is the worst shit ever. I think at this point I'd be cool with never having sex again just to avoid all the idiotic stigma attached to it.

This to the 15th power.

Being female, I have a lot of male friends. I find them easier to deal with than most females lol

9 times outta 10 men are thinking with their cock brain.

This is because men are overly emotional. Old news.

I love my guy friends. Sometimes I love them enough to sleep with them and ruin their lives. *shrug*

BY GIVING THEM AIDS

Shhh...don't tell them, idiot. You're fucking up my master plan.

it wouldn't be so difficult if people weren't neurotic dickbags.

lol yeah I hear you there...just gotta cut those people loose out of your life.

where's boxxy?

I usually bone all my female friends eventually, or date them. Pretty much all my female friends fall under one or the other.

i have many friends who are female. if i were single, i would bone many of them.

This statement slightly dusturbs me

don't worry, i would bone you too.

Men are visually stimulated and are usually turned on that way. Yes, there were many friends that were girls that I would have banged, but in retrospect I am glad I didnt. In all honesty, as I aged, id value a friendship more than wanting to bang. Boring, I know.

yup. fix yourself before you hook up. take all your feelings and throw them in the tire fire.

That being said, when I was a single and lonely man, my boners were openly availavle for vaginal defamation, but that was long ago.

this is dead on, i see this all the time.

i feel the same way. i say i would, but it doesn't mean i actually would. however to deny wondering what it would be like to bone a hot female friend is folly. this isn't an "i don't think of them that way" sort of thing, it just boils down to simple carnal instinct.

which none of us are above.

We're all horny construction workers at heart.

right. it's impossible to not visualize most woman we see that way and that won't change. growing up, i had many female friends, and wanted to bone quite a few of em, in most cases knowing it probably wouldn't work out so well. when i was single for a while, now as i push 30 and have a girlfriend, the game completely changes. banging "female friends" doesn't seem as appealing. and the OP video is interesting but only half right. it's totally possible to have female friends without any chance of going down that road. maybe not to a horny college student, which i no longer am...haha

but at the same time, there will never be a time where the idea won't pop into your head. you just don't care to pursue it anymore.

Yes. She doesn't want to date you because the dickhead she references is more likely to give her children.

Also, at ark, well said. Though I'm only 25 and still value a drunken hookup with a female friend and remaining friends after the fact.

Familiarity breeds contempt

That's why your longtime female friends aren't fucking you. HTH.

ITT: women are fickle and the grass is always greener

True. The longer I know a female, the less I want to have sex with them.

meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please

Haha enjoy, man.

To put it bluntly: EVERYONE likes getting off, male and female. The question : do you want to stay commited to a person that makes you happy and fills in your own personal voids, or do you want to keep giving into immediate gratification and stick and move?
Like I said, everyone likes getting off, but does moving around like a parasitic whore make someone happy? Maybe to some, but not to everyone. Tony is right about carnal instinct, but you can never replace coitus with someone you're close to, no matter how hot the person is.

Agreed. That was a young me, but I cant do that anymore.

For once I'm going to agree with aril.

Not that I was ever a ladies man to begin with, but the older I get, the lonelier I feel, and having more friends regardless of who they are sounds good.

Sometimes, girl friends who don't want to fuck you have other girl friends who may feel differently about fucking you

And if you're a cool guy that doesn't run their mouths about how all women are whores/calling them "females" like you're a Ferengi then you might even get to meet them someday

ferengi males are the WORST.

That first video was obviously edited to shit, either that or they only asked douche-bags. Also, what about ugly chicks? They need friends too.

Are you talking to me about saying "female?"

now that you're older you can't masturbate in the bathroom and enjoy scotch? FOR SHAME.

and that quote might be the best thing i've ever heard.

"meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please".

words of wisdom Lloyd, words...of...wisdom.

words of wisdom from yeti driving up to saco: "i'm doing good. i mean, i'm a 30 year old male, if i'm not comfortable with myself, please just fucking kill me now."

"I'm looking for the Butthurt Palace." - Yeti

Hahaha Burnsy, using it as an adjective is totally normal like "the first female President" or "my surgeon is male"

It's when "male" and "female" is subbed in for "men" and "women" in a social context that it sounds awkward and skin-crawly

I'm "just friends" with plenty of girls I have had sex with. Sex doesn't really have anything to do with the relationship status between 2 people.

Haha I wouldn't say it's a normative procedure for me. I used that word merely to differentiate it from girl friend.

Otherwise you have to roll out that weird Big Pete & Ellen explanation

Try living with someone for 12 years, then talk to me.

i'm not hearing a 'no'

females getting off? ahaha what a myth.

Poor Carina.

idk why you had to quote that to say that. Plus, prove me wrong, you can't.

Demondave, What that statement meant is that most metalheads are looking for someone they can relate to, and most men would bend over backwards to fuck any metalhead girl they see. It is usually obvious at shows. Same thing with women, although theyre usually more subtle. I dont know, I always thought it was easy to see when theres sparks flying between two people.

there are plenty of people's comments here that I hope got people laid cause they are total faggot.

I hope for Christmas you get a chip implanted in your brain that translates posts like that from Reverend to English.