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returntothepit >> discuss >> Craigslist Vol 5: Lessons on being cool forever by douchebag_patrol on Dec 10,2011 8:49pm
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Lessons on being cool forever

Date: 2011-12-09, 7:39PM EST
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toggletoggle post by a jealous girl with huge tits at Dec 10,2011 8:51pm
shouldnt you be at the show in worcester right now...tsktsk



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 10,2011 10:14pm
Dave mustaine



toggletoggle post by Charlie Sheen at Dec 11,2011 11:44am
I DRINK TIGER BLOOD!!!! I FUCK 20 PORN STARS EVERY NIGHT!!! WINNING!!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 11,2011 12:14pm
I wanna go back in time with this guy.



toggletoggle post by Stereotypical Chinaman at Dec 11,2011 12:52pm
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toggletoggle post by PVSSY OV DESTRVCTION at Aug 10,2012 8:52pm
OP is scott willey



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