post by search feature troll at Nov 11,2011 7:00pm
contemplating the very nature of your band's tragic breakup while an angry public unable to cope with its loss threatens to shove potted cactus plants up your gaping asshole
post by search feature troll at Nov 11,2011 7:01pm
dealing with the breakup of your band by sitting in a pitch black room and masturbating while sobbing to the thought of a dozen naked bitches on the altar you could have had if the public recognized your greatness
post by search feature troll at Nov 11,2011 7:02pm
raped by a mummy on your high school class trip to the pyramids the day after you lost your virginity to a girl who will one day sell you the cocaine you need to cope with your thinning hair and explosive herpes
post by search feature troll at Nov 11,2011 7:09pm
being escorted by the police out of a record store after jacking off on the lp that your band recorded without you that receives critical acclaim while you continue to be a worthless nobody who eats microwaved macaroni and cheese while watching reruns of 80s sitcoms
post by search feature troll at Nov 11,2011 7:13pm
expecting the internet to care about your miserable life out in the woods while hordes of angry lumberjacks wait outside your log cabin to chop you and your house to pieces to feed starving families with your useless corpse and heat their home with the wood from your shelter
post by Alx_Asscat at Nov 11,2011 8:52pm
post by shitting at work appreciation at Aug 28,2013 11:33am
Good shithouse reading here
post by DYAi6 is an acronym for DESTROYYOUALOTINJUNE at Aug 28,2013 3:06pm
cool selfbump bumpfag
post by search feature troll at Aug 28,2013 4:06pm
taking a break from furious self-hatred fueled masturbation to deny all charges that i bumped the thread i made while every teacher i had in elementary school smacks my asshole with a wooden ruler until i cry tears of joy
post by search feature lurker at Aug 29,2013 5:23pm
