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returntothepit >> discuss >> more of that awful crabcore bullshit.... by arilliusbm on Oct 19,2011 7:40pm
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 7:40pm
blessed offal's post made me post this. FUCKING AWFUL. i can't believe this shit exists. to top it off, they're on a beach.. fucking crabs.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 7:46pm

bennyhillifier


HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by ellis at Oct 19,2011 7:46pm
stranded on faggot island with nothing to eat but a limp dick sandwich.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 7:50pm edited Oct 19,2011 7:50pm

bennyhillifier


I can't believe how many shitty videos of these shitty new age shitcore bands there are.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 7:53pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 7:58pm

bennyhillifier


worst one yet.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 8:01pm

bennyhillifier


fuck it.. there's way too much of this shit. i give up.






toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Oct 19,2011 8:16pm edited Oct 19,2011 8:17pm
Suburban faggotry, be hilarious if any of these bands played PT109 or Obriens and got beat up or just in Boston in general.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 19,2011 8:21pm
I scrolled by that second one real fast and thought it actually said "Faggot My Silence" haha.

This is pure comedic gold.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 19,2011 8:25pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
Suburban faggotry, be hilarious if any of these bands played PT109 or Obriens and got beat up or just in Boston in general.


I bet there are bands that sound just like this in Boston. They do have to come from SOMEWHERE...

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING REDEFINING AND RESHAPING THE FACE OF FUCKING MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT WITH THEIR FUCKING BRAND OF SUPREME FUCKING BRUTALITY, INNOVATIVE AND NEW IN EVERY WAY JUST LIKE GRAVESIDE SERVICE



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 8:28pm
seriously, there's a plethora of these bands. it's a never-ending list of related videos on youtube. they all have dumb names. they all dress like retards. they all think they're brutal. most videos have the same format of girl walking around looking clueless and then dying.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 8:31pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


HAHAHAHA


hahaha, i cant get over the part at 38 seconds in. someone needs to gif that.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Oct 19,2011 8:46pm
Didn't this stuff die like 4 years ago? Ugh.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 19,2011 9:24pm
this is whats popular now.





toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Oct 19,2011 9:34pm
it's all out there, we just dont know about it since we're not in those circles. Look at any popular show at the palladium and there you go.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 19,2011 9:36pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
it's all out there, we just dont know about it since we're not in those circles. Look at any popular show at the palladium and there you go.


truth. :/



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Oct 19,2011 9:56pm edited Oct 19,2011 9:56pm
These singers are so awful and look like complete idiots with their mannerisms, what I don't get is how bands auditioned them and were like "Yeah, THAT'S what we're looking for". Sure, I know it's been trendy so that's why people do it now, but some band had to be the first one to make the jump, which makes you wonder whether the singer was their heroin dealer or whether he had pictures of them blowing horses.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 19,2011 9:58pm
I'm willing to make a bet that it's just because some people are so god damn fucking stupid that they should just be killed and ground up into hamburger to feed a more worthy population.



toggletoggle post by WHY DOES THIS STILL HAPPEN at Oct 19,2011 10:32pm



toggletoggle post by BSV at Oct 19,2011 10:33pm
CALI BEACH METAL, RUFF N TUFF



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 10:35pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 19,2011 10:38pm
even worse.....


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 19,2011 10:43pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


Pay attention Grave Side Service douchebag. This is EXACTLY what you sound like every time you lash out at us for not liking your band.

"Afraid to do something different" my ass...



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan  at Oct 19,2011 10:58pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


worst one yet.


I didn't have high hopes for this one anyways, but I totally lost my shit at 0:34 and laughed my way through the rest.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 19,2011 11:04pm
I think this is pretty much the pinnacle of absurdity right here


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by fremen freedom front at Oct 20,2011 3:02am
joeyvsdavidlopan said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


worst one yet.


I didn't have high hopes for this one anyways, but I totally lost my shit at 0:34 and laughed my way through the rest.


This is the only one I actually guffawed at.



toggletoggle post by dickhead666 at Oct 20,2011 4:24am
someone who's good at coding please hack all their websites and upload tons of bear porn or something. please.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 20,2011 7:38am
The one with 2 singers - "faggot" doesn't even begin to summarize how gay this is. I made it to the clean vocals then was hit with a bout of violent douchechills.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 20,2011 7:40am
even though it's not crabcore, listen to Victorian Halls - A Crush is A Crush. how music got this bad deserves scientific research.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 20,2011 7:50am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


HAHAHAHA


hahaha, i cant get over the part at 38 seconds in. someone needs to gif that.


so many V necks and girl haircuts!



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Oct 20,2011 8:07am
yet so few brain cells



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 20,2011 9:29am
I wish I was in highschool right now so I could punch everyone that enjoys this crap.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 20,2011 9:31am
Fuck it, ima show up at a highschool and start punching kids that look like this. What the trendiest suburban highschool in mass?



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Oct 20,2011 9:41am



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 20,2011 9:58am
I wish I was in HS now so I could start one of these bands and fuck SO MANY HOT YOUNG DUMB GIRLS.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 20,2011 10:00am
Shayol Ghul doesn't get the women?



toggletoggle post by ellis at Oct 20,2011 10:11am
this shit is so brutal. i wanna kill all these bands.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 20,2011 10:15am

LOL^^


arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Shayol Ghul doesn't get the women?


and... NO



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 20,2011 10:18am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I wish I was in HS now so I could start one of these bands and fuck SO MANY HOT YOUNG DUMB GIRLS.


This is the correct answer. There is nothing wrong with selling out if there are legions of hot semi-braindead nubiles looking to spread wide at your beckoned call.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Oct 20,2011 10:34am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 20,2011 10:35am
I would never do that shit for tang. if I was in highschool, i'd rather fap 5 times a day (like I was) then look like these queers



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 20,2011 10:37am
I probably wouldn't either, but the theory is sound.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 20,2011 12:16pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I would never do that shit for tang. if I was in highschool, i'd rather fap 5 times a day (like I was) then look like these queers


This, this, a million times this.

What good is pussy if the girl it's attached to legitimately enjoys such worthless bullshit? Throw them into the wood chipper.



toggletoggle post by immortalnli at Oct 21,2011 10:35am
I played in bands while I was in high school that could write better songs than this. It's actually kinda hard to believe people actually like this stuff.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 6,2012 12:54pm
Bump for lulz



toggletoggle post by arktourOs at Jan 6,2012 12:55pm
ellis said[orig][quote]
this shit is so brutal. i wanna kill all these bands.


haha, wtf



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2012 1:17pm
i summon the zombies of Steve McQueen and Lee Marvin to kick the asses of these dingleberries.



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Jan 6,2012 4:48pm
Gross.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 6,2012 4:50pm
FUCK THESE BANDS



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Jan 6,2012 4:57pm
When I was at the Lemminstah mall before Christmas buying gifts, several of these crabby types were lurking. They all looked like they spent hours on their hair.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jan 6,2012 5:09pm
It's the 80's all over again



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 6,2012 5:11pm
yep



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2012 5:27pm
i wonder if their ankles look like Corpsegrinder's neck.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 6,2012 5:35pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i wonder if their ankles look like Corpsegrinder's neck.

You mean you wonder if their ankles exist?



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Jan 7,2012 7:36pm
i'll just leave this here....




bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jan 7,2012 7:41pm
mediocre, but honestly that could've been a lot worse



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Jan 7,2012 7:50pm
yeah. its a pretty awesome "cover" and by "cover" i mean an original song with the iron maiden lyrics forced into it. they're faggots. fuck them.



toggletoggle post by Bulldocks at Jan 8,2012 9:36am
All Crap. And the reason the aren't any "real" death/black metal bands out there these days, other than National Acts. Everyone has to throw in the pussy, whimpering, sissy, "I hate how misunderstood I really am" panzy, pussy, crybaby bullshit singing/lyrics



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jan 9,2012 3:56pm



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