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returntothepit >> discuss >> ONLY SPAG'S IS REAL by bobnomaamrooney on Oct 14,2011 3:32am
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 14,2011 3:32am
NO BAGS YOU FAGS, FUCK CREDIT CARDS.

OPEN SUNDAY? FUCK THAT SHIT.

ROTTMAN'S A SPAGGOT, FAAAAANTASIC SAVINGS? OUR'S ARE SPAGTACULAR.

FUCK BUILDING 19



toggletoggle post by BSV at Oct 14,2011 6:22am
NO BOLOGNA

SLAMMIN YOUR TRUNK HARD WHEN YOU GET MANURE

YOUR CHECK IS TAKING A RIDE IN THE FANCY SPACE TUBE



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 14,2011 8:02am
BOXES OF ASSORTED SCREWS (7˘ - 9˘ EACH)

NO PUSHBROOMS, NO THEFT PREVENTION, NO MERCY

CHECK OUT THIS PALLET OF TIRES WE FOUND IN THE BACK



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 14,2011 8:16am
WARM DIET CHOCOLATE CHERRY FUDGE SODA

USED MATTRESSES, STAINS ARE FREE

BURIED IN A 10 GALLON COWBOY HAT



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 14,2011 9:11am
STORE EXPANSION WITHOUT ANY DISCERNABLE BUSINESS PLAN, SPAG'S SPORTING GOODS AND GARDEN CENTER OR GTFO.

STAYING WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS FOR THE WEEKEND? YOU'RE GOING TO SPAG'S AND GETTING A 10 GALLON TIN OF CAPE COD POTATO CHIPS FOR $1.99.

SQUEEZE INTO THE BACKSEAT OF THEIR 88 MERCURY COUGAR, HOLD THAT 64 PACK OF VOIT TUBE SOCKS SONNY, THERE'S NO MORE ROOM IN THE TRUNK.



toggletoggle post by SPAGS4EVER at Oct 14,2011 9:29am
THAT'S NOT MOLD, THE BREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN

BOOKS MISSING PAGES - NO BIG DEAL, WE KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THE WHOLE THING ANYHOW



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 14,2011 9:31am
FREE TRAMBOBOLINE! TRAMAPOLINE!



toggletoggle post by SPAGS4EVER at Oct 14,2011 9:37am
UNDERAGE CUTIES WITH LIP PIERCINGS BEHIND THE COUNTER ARE READY TO PARTY WITH YOU WHEN THE STORE CLOSES



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 14,2011 10:40am
SHOPPING CART TRAFFIC JAM ON SHREWSBURY STREET

ALL CANS BLOATED WITH BOTULISM, HALF OFF

NEVER BEEN FIRED, ONLY DROPPED ONCE



toggletoggle post by SPG4LFE at Oct 14,2011 10:46am
CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR MOTHERFUCKER

NO SNEAKERS TODAY BUT WE GOT SOME FUCKIN GRAPEFRUITS



toggletoggle post by chrisREX at Oct 14,2011 10:59am
IRREGULAR SIZED SCREWS PACKAGED TOGETHER IRREGULARLY

HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS ON SALE IN JULY

CALENDARS FROM THREE YEARS AGO



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 14,2011 1:43pm
BURLAP SACK FULL OF SWEDISH FISH

DANCING SODA CANS 5 FOR A DOLLAR (SORRY, TAB ONLY)

AFTER EXTENSIVE RENOVATION, WE PROUDLY GUARANTEE ALL SHOPPING CARTS, NOW WITH FOUR WHEELS OR GET A FREE PAWSOX ASHTRAY



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 14,2011 2:11pm
GOT A SPORTS FAN IN THE FAMILY? THEY'LL LOVE OUR KNOCKOFF IHL JERSEYS! GET ALL THEIR FAVORITE TEAMS LIKE THE DETROIT VIPERS, HOUSTON AEROS AND PHOENIX ROADRUNNERS!



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Oct 14,2011 2:28pm
NOW WITH BI-LINGUAL EMPLOYEES THAT SPEAK ENGLISH TOO



toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 14,2011 2:50pm
SPECIAL ON GOOD AS GOLD COFFEE, FOREVER

BRING A SHARPIE, NAME YOUR PRICE



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 14,2011 3:22pm
BLANK GLASS JARS FULL OF MYSTERY FLUID IN AISLE 6

WHERE IS THE 1/10TH?

HUMBERTO HAS DOWN SYNDROME



toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 14,2011 3:32pm



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Oct 14,2011 4:05pm
omg i completely forgot about this place



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 14,2011 5:18pm
FORGET ABOUT SPAGS? SPAGS DOESN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU

PEOPLE/REMAINS IN THE LOADING DOCK



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Oct 14,2011 5:21pm
whole thread= lulz



toggletoggle post by BSV at Oct 14,2011 6:35pm
WE HAVE HOT SNES TITLES LIKE UNIRACERS AND KIRBY'S AVALANCHE, LOCATED NEXT TO OUR POTTING CUPS

PORK CHOPS ARE 39 CENTS A POUND

THAT CB RADIO PA WE GOT? TURN IT DOWN??? DIAL 9 TO GO FUCK YOURSELF




toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 14,2011 6:41pm
101 RULES OF BLACK METAL MUGS AND POSTERS NOW HALF OFF

GENIUNE "BOWER" HOCKEY SKATES NOW ON SALE AT SPAG'S SPORTING GOODS, THE OFFICIAL SUPPLIER OF THE WORCESTER ICE CATS



toggletoggle post by BSV at Oct 14,2011 6:52pm
THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK IN HERE WITH THAT BALLOON YOU GOT AT THE GROUND ROUND? THINK AGAIN KID.



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Oct 24,2011 10:23pm
Oooh Spag's. This thread just gave me a flashback...

CAN I HAVE YOUR ZIP CODE?
"Yeah its, um... no on second thought why do you want my zip code?"
BECAUSE I'M FORCED TO STAND IN THIS 2'x 4' PEN FOR 10 HOURS LIKE A FARM ANIMAL SO I CAN SAVE MONEY TO GO AWAY TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR AND BECAUSE I ASKED NICELY
"Oh, ok, its... no actually, could you just ring me in. I don't like giving out such private information..."
WILL THAT BE CASH OR CREDIT?
"Check, actually."
>__<
FML



toggletoggle post by man o warski at Oct 24,2011 11:12pm
scdscsdxc



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 25,2011 7:30am
DADDY'S JUNKY MUSIC?? SPAGGY'S JUNKY BROOMSTICK

TRASHBAG FULL OF SWASTIKA COOKIE CUTTERS FOR A BUCK

ONLY MANATEE'S NEED APPLY



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 25,2011 7:57am
Yeti said[orig][quote]


TRASHBAG FULL OF SWASTIKA COOKIE CUTTERS FOR A BUCK





WANT.



toggletoggle post by SPG4LFE at Oct 26,2011 11:58am
WHO ELSE GIVES AWAY FREE TOMATO SEEDS NOBODY THAT'S FUCKING WHO

WCIS TOTE BAGS FIFTY CENTS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 26,2011 12:32pm
I miss Spag's: expired cold medicine for $1, Christmas ornaments on sale in April, free coffee at the front door that smells like burnt diarrhea... What's not to love? Building 19 will never achieve such greatness.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 27,2011 7:41am
Samantha said[orig][quote]

EXPIRED COLD MEDICINE FOR $1

CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ON SALE IN APRIL

FREE COFFEE AT THE FRONT DOOR THAT SMELLS LIKE BURNT DIARRHEA


fixed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 27,2011 8:29am
LOL



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 27,2011 1:05pm
GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE ON SALE ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

50 POUND DRUMS OF NUCLEAR WASTE FLAVORED GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE FOR $5.99.

THINGS OLD PEOPLE LIKE, BLAND SNACK FOOD, PAISLEY MUMUS FROM 1974, THROWN IN A HUGE BIN RIGHT NEXT TO FREE CUPS OF GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 27,2011 1:10pm edited Oct 27,2011 1:12pm
YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MR. SPAGNOLI. +25 SPAG'S SCENE POINTS.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 27,2011 1:26pm
TSUNAMI OF BURNT DIARRHEA IN AISLE 1

ALL CASHIERS EJECT BURNT DIARRHEA TWICE AN HOUR

DON'T LIKE BURNT DIARRHEA? WE DON'T LIKE YOUR PATRONAGE



toggletoggle post by ANTHONY 'SPAG' BORGATTI at Oct 27,2011 1:31pm
"ORIENTAL" FLAVORED VIENNA SAUSAGES - 3 CANS FOR 79 CENTS

ASSORTED GOLF CLUBS COVERED IN UNKOWN STICKY SUBSTANCE - YOUR CHOICE FOR 5 BUCKS

PEEL & STICK AUTO GLASS TINTING KITS - LIGHT PURPLE AND FOREST GREEN ONLY - 4.99

"MYSTIC GARDEN" SCENT AEROSOL (WITH CFCS) AIR FRESHENER SPRAY - 1.49



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 27,2011 1:51pm
FULL PALLETS OF BURNT DIARRHEA SCENTED BAN DEODORANT 5 FOR $1



toggletoggle post by ANTHONY ˇ®SPAGˇ® BORGATTI at Oct 27,2011 2:04pm
NYNEX COFFEE MUGS - 59 CENTS OR 2 FOR $1.05

HOLY CROSS CRUSADERS WINDBREAKERS (SIZE 3XL - 5XL ONLY) - $7.99

CHECK OUT OUR SELECTION OF LIQUIDATED MERCHANDISE PURCHASED FROM CHESS KING AT THE GREENDALE MALL

NEED HELP LOADING YOUR 10 BAGS OF FERTILIZER IN YOUR 87 BUICK CENTURY? ASK YOUR CASHIER TO PAGE DICK.



toggletoggle post by ANTHONY ˇ®SPAGˇ® BORGATTI at Oct 27,2011 2:07pm
FOLKS YOU JUST WON'T FIND BARGAINS LIKE THESE AT BRADLEES OR STUARTS



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Oct 27,2011 2:26pm
SMALL WOODEN THINGS WITH NO DISCERNIBLE PURPOSE - CHEAP

STALE SWEATSHIRTS FROM CALDOR'S OVERSTOCK, MADE FROM TAIWANESE SLAVE LABOR, HALF OFF!

DECORATIVE CERAMIC PLATES THAT NO ONE'S BOUGHT SINCE 1952 - SOME DAMAGED, ALL PRICED TO GO!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 27,2011 3:21pm
WE HAVE SO MUCH BURNT DIARRHEA IT'S COMING OUT OF OUR EARS

BRING YOUR GALOSHES



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 27,2011 11:08pm edited Oct 27,2011 11:10pm
ENJOY THE SPAGTACULAR SAVINGS!




toggletoggle post by BSV at Oct 27,2011 11:15pm
EXCUSE ME SIR, IF YOU'RE CHILD IS GOING TO SIT ON YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE A PHARAOH, YOU MUST TAKE HIM TO OUR CEILING FAN SECTION.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Oct 27,2011 11:30pm
Every time I drive past Spags on Rt. 9 I shed a tear I can't get a free tomato plant with my purchase of slighly out of date off brand D batteries. Thank you Ocean State Job lot in Marlboro for keeping the dream alive.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 27,2011 11:58pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Every time I drive past Spags on Rt. 9 I shed a tear I can't get a free tomato plant with my purchase of slighly out of date off brand D batteries. Thank you Ocean State Job lot in Marlboro for keeping the dream alive.


Drove by last Saturday night, life just ain't the same :(



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 28,2011 3:26pm
ANTHONY BORGATTI, WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

SPAG'S NEEDS YOU, IT'S GOING DOWN

EXHUMED CORPSES .50, LIVIDITY IS FREE



toggletoggle post by ANTHONY 'SPAG' BORGATTI at Oct 28,2011 3:50pm
WWF VIDEOS - VHS OR BETAMAX - CHOOSE FROM THESE TITLES "HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN'S GREATEST MATCHES", "HULK HOGAN: AMERICAN MADE" AND "MEAN GENE OKERLUND SINGS THE HITS" - $3.79

NON-DOLPHIN SAFE CANNED TUNA (IN VEGETABLE OIL) - 2 FOR A BUCK

PEPE GONZALES TACO SAUCE (MILD OR WILD) - $.99

DISC FILM (12 EXPOSURES) - $.50



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at Oct 28,2011 5:32pm
Wiki-

Spag's was, from 1934 to 2004, a discount department store on Route 9 in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts. The store was considered an early pioneer of discount retailing and was notable for its longtime resistance to accepting charge cards (until 1992)[1] and offering plastic shopping bags (late 1996)[2] and shopping carts (introduced in 1998)[3].



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Oct 28,2011 10:42pm
holy shit, disc film, I had one of those cameras



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 29,2011 9:07am
I still have no idea what is going on herę



toggletoggle post by SPG4LFE at Nov 3,2011 12:24pm
FUCK THE FAIR

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO TO WEST BOYLSTON ANYWAY

ECONOMY PAINT SUPPLY PAINTERS CAPS HALF OFF THIS WEEK ONLY



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 3,2011 12:52pm
TODAY'S FREE COFFEE FLAVOR - BURNT DIARRHEA

GET YOUR CRUSHED PRINGLES CANS WITH SOGGY CHIPS

FUCK THE FAIR INDEED



toggletoggle post by ANTHONY 'SPAG' BORGATTI at Nov 3,2011 1:09pm
OIL CAN BOYD & RICH GEDMAN REPLICA JERSEYS - 14.99 - GO SOX



toggletoggle post by BSV at Nov 3,2011 1:34pm
MARTY BARRETT TRAPPER KEEPERS - 1.09

RICK PITINO'S RED SAUCE - .69

TIGER HANDHELD KARATE KING - 34.95



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 3,2011 1:39pm
ASSORTED BATTLE BEASTS - 10 for .10

LITTLE LOST AND FOUNDS THAT CRY BLOOD - 6.99

FREE DEMON POSSESSION WITH EVERY BIO-EXORCISM



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 3,2011 1:41pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
TIGER HANDHELD KARATE KING - 34.95


WANT



toggletoggle post by SPG4LFE at Nov 3,2011 3:23pm
MASS MARAUDERS STARTER JACKETS $19.99

SHOW YOUR ARENA FOOTBALL PRIDE



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 3,2011 3:30pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I still have no idea what is going on herę
good because out-of-staters need not apply



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 3,2011 3:35pm
YOUR MOM FOUND THE GUY SHE CONCEIVED YOU WITH - CHECK NEAR THE BIRDFEEDERS

JUNE SPECIAL ON SNOW SHOVELS AND THOSE SLEDS THAT WILL STERILIZE YOUR KIDS

TOILET BRUSHES? ALSO NEAR THE BIRDFEEDERS




toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Nov 3,2011 3:37pm
lol at "sleds that will sterilize your kids"



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 3,2011 3:39pm
i'm still dying every time i click on this shit



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Nov 3,2011 10:16pm
oh man, I waited too long to click this thread. Shit is GOLD
SHOP SPAGS
FUCK YOU



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 17,2011 10:44am
"9 VOLTS LEAKING BATTERY ACID" BARGAIN BIN

L.A. LIGHTS WITH NO SHOELACES - 3 BUCKS

HOVEROUND PILE-UP IN AISLE 7



toggletoggle post by purveyor_of_heavy_sorrow at Nov 17,2011 1:57pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 29,2011 5:26pm
CD-R, THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY - 10 FOR A DOLLAR

ALL YOUR REWRITEABLE INFORMATION ARE BELONG TO US

SOGGY CRAB RANGOONS WITH EVERY PURCHASE



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jan 3,2012 11:46pm
BIC PENS 50 PAK - ONLY BLUE - DRIED UP AND USELESS - $3.99

TASTEE POTATO CHIPS - POUND BAG - CRUSHED INTO DUST - $2.49

DOG FOOD MADE FROM CHINESE HORSE MEAT AND SEAWEED FILLERS - $1 A CAN



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Jan 4,2012 11:50am
WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY? FREE TABLE TALK CHERRY PIE WITH THE PURCHASE OF 3 B.U.M. EQUIPMENT HOODIES.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 4,2012 12:30pm edited Jan 4,2012 12:31pm
There's this hella-fine modelhott with a vish ass from CT named Jesse Pagz and this thread reminded me how I want to imprison her poops in little manila envelopes made of semen.



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 4,2012 12:44pm
LITTLE MANILA ENVELOPES - JUST ADD SEMEN - 32˘




toggletoggle post by DYA is NO U at Jan 4,2012 12:48pm
MISMATCHED TAZ MUDFLAPS (LEFT ONLY) - BUY TWO, GET ONE FREE



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 4,2012 1:05pm
OVERSTRETCHED BUNGEE CORDS

POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1

WATERLOGGED CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE CLEARANCE



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Jan 4,2012 11:14pm
MISPRINTED LOTS OF ZUBAZ AND SKIDZ



toggletoggle post by SPG4LFE at Apr 2,2012 12:54pm
JUST IN TIME FOR SPRING!

25 POUND BAG OF FERTILIZER $4
SORRY NOBODY'S HERE TO PUT IT IN YOUR TRUNK, ALL THE KIDS GOT LOCKED IN THE BROKEN FRIDGES ROUND BACK

BRET HART SUNGLASSES NO FOAM NO STRAP $2/5

KANGAROO CROSSING TSHIRTS? FUCK YOU




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 2,2012 1:00pm
SPG4LFE said[orig][quote]



bennyhillifier




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 2,2012 1:17pm
TEDDY RUXPIN MISSING BOTTOM JAW - 1.00

FRAGMENTS OF EURONYMOUS' SKULL - .67

LOOK AT ALL THEM HOTPANTS



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Apr 2,2012 5:24pm
i remember once reading a story about how back in the day the old man used to throw handfuls of nails into the middle of rt. 9 just so people would come to his store for a new tire.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 2,2012 7:08pm
BOX OF ASSORTED GARDENING TOOLS - IMPERIAL AND METRIC - $20 (CASH ONLY)

FREE TOMATO SEE---WAIT, WE SUCK NOW AND DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE SINCE DAD DIED

KNOCKOFF NORTH FACE WINDBREAKERS - FREE WITH TIRE PURCHASE



toggletoggle post by SPG4LFE at Apr 11,2012 11:21am
WE ARE JUST AS MUCH FUN AS THE GROUND ROUND EXCEPT WE DON'T NEED A SCALE TO TELL YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. WE CAN TELL BY LOOKING. YOUR KIDS ARE FAT.

SILVERHAWKS EPISODES ON VHS $19.99

BRAVESTARR EPISODES ON VHS $1.99



toggletoggle post by ark in ur base at Aug 14,2012 3:25pm
SPECIAL ON MEN'S ROLLERSKATES - YOU WON'T FIND THESE ANYWHERE ELSE PEOPLE



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 14,2012 3:27pm
LENIN'S TOMB? SHMENIN'S TOMB!!!

PETRUS' MUMMIFIED BODY ON DISPLAY - 1 DAY ONLY

FREE OOKIE COOKIE WITH EVERY VIEWING



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Aug 14,2012 4:27pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]


POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1

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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1

POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1

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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1

POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 14,2012 5:21pm
SPG4LFE said[orig][quote]
WE ARE JUST AS MUCH FUN AS THE GROUND ROUND EXCEPT WE DON'T NEED A SCALE TO TELL YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. WE CAN TELL BY LOOKING. YOUR KIDS ARE FAT.

SILVERHAWKS EPISODES ON VHS $19.99

BRAVESTARR EPISODES ON VHS $1.99


FCKN SOLD



toggletoggle post by SPAG'S WEEKLY SPECIAL at Aug 14,2012 10:53pm
PICK UP A COMPAQ PRESARIO FROM THE ALL NEW SPAG'S COMPUCENTER ON DEWEY ROAD! $29.95

AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE CHECK OUT ALL THE HOTTEST NEW TITLES IN PC GAMING!

SHOGO:MOBILE ARMOR DIVISION- $1

KISS: PSYCHO CIRCUS: THE NIGHTMARE CHILD- $2.95

AGE OF WONDERS- $4

OPERATION FLASHPOINT:COLD WAR CRISIS- FREE



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Aug 15,2012 12:05am
Make your own peanut butter - $1.99 a pound - Mouse poop included free!
Girls' and Boys' Huffy Bikes in Neon colors! - tires not included $19.99! Located next to the pet department.
Huffy Bike Tires - $0.99 each - visit our Hardware department!



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Aug 15,2012 12:06am
Lee Jeans - overstock from Maurice The Pants Man, available in white only - $9.99 while supplies last!
Keys copied while you wait - visit our lighting department! "No copy"? No problem! Gain stalker status immediately!
Authentic autographed Rich Gedman photo to the first 100 customers THIS FRIDAY ONLY! Don't miss out!



toggletoggle post by DAVE DINGER at Aug 15,2012 12:58am
YOU CALL ALL THESE STEAMING PILES OF DONKEY SHIT DEALS!?

YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT'S DONE? YOU FUCKING SICK OF TOMATO SEEDS, BENT WOOKIES AND RUSTY CANS OF TOMATO PASTE? COME TO FUCKING BRAINTREE KHED

'78 MUSTANG KING COBRAS (FIVE ON THE LOT)- $2995 with 0% interest and GET THIS SHIT, NO MONEY DOWN

WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT THE PUSSY SOAKING KING COBRA? FIRST OF ALL, YOU A FAGGOT? ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THIS SHIT, I GOT ASSLOADS OF UNSOLD FLEET INVENTORY, YOU EVER WANTED TO FUCK UNDERAGE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF A '77 RANCH WAGON?

HOW DOES DINGER DO IT? COME AND SEE, COME TO DAVE DINGER FORD IN BRAINTREE! ON ROUTE 128 IN BRAINTREE!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2012 1:12am
SPAG‘S%20WEEKLY%20SPECIAL said[orig][quote]

AGE OF WONDERS- $4


ARILSOLD
DAVE%20DINGER said[orig][quote]
YOU CALL ALL THESE STEAMING PILES OF DONKEY SHIT DEALS!?

YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT'S DONE? YOU FUCKING SICK OF TOMATO SEEDS, BENT WOOKIES AND RUSTY CANS OF TOMATO PASTE? COME TO FUCKING BRAINTREE KHED

'78 MUSTANG KING COBRAS (FIVE ON THE LOT)- $2995 with 0% interest and GET THIS SHIT, NO MONEY DOWN

WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT THE PUSSY SOAKING KING COBRA? FIRST OF ALL, YOU A FAGGOT? ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THIS SHIT, I GOT ASSLOADS OF UNSOLD FLEET INVENTORY, YOU EVER WANTED TO FUCK UNDERAGE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF A '77 RANCH WAGON?

HOW DOES DINGER DO IT? COME AND SEE, COME TO DAVE DINGER FORD IN BRAINTREE! ON ROUTE 128 IN BRAINTREE!


A CHALLENGER APPEARS



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 15,2012 1:13am
IN BRAINTREE



toggletoggle post by SPG4LFE at Dec 20,2012 12:00pm
ONLY FOUR SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!

HOT TOY OF THE YEAR - TICKLE ME JORDAN LEVY - $25.99

RUBBER POINTSETTAS $2.10

TEDDY RUXPIN BOTTOM JAW $30.50

THE 7TH GUEST INTERACTIVE CD-ROM COMPACT COMPUTER DISKETTE PROGRAM BUY 1 GET 1 AT THE SAME PRICE

GORDIE LOCKBAUM IS HIDING IN THE STORE SOMEWHERE - PRIZE TO WHOEVER FINDS HIM (ALIVE ONLY)

POOP SPATTERED DAVE DINGER FORD COVERALLS $.99/dozen

IN BRAINTREE



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