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New site? Maybe some day.
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NO BAGS YOU FAGS, FUCK CREDIT CARDS.
OPEN SUNDAY? FUCK THAT SHIT.
ROTTMAN'S A SPAGGOT, FAAAAANTASIC SAVINGS? OUR'S ARE SPAGTACULAR.
FUCK BUILDING 19 |
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NO BOLOGNA
SLAMMIN YOUR TRUNK HARD WHEN YOU GET MANURE
YOUR CHECK IS TAKING A RIDE IN THE FANCY SPACE TUBE |
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BOXES OF ASSORTED SCREWS (7˘ - 9˘ EACH)
NO PUSHBROOMS, NO THEFT PREVENTION, NO MERCY
CHECK OUT THIS PALLET OF TIRES WE FOUND IN THE BACK |
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WARM DIET CHOCOLATE CHERRY FUDGE SODA
USED MATTRESSES, STAINS ARE FREE
BURIED IN A 10 GALLON COWBOY HAT |
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STORE EXPANSION WITHOUT ANY DISCERNABLE BUSINESS PLAN, SPAG'S SPORTING GOODS AND GARDEN CENTER OR GTFO.
STAYING WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS FOR THE WEEKEND? YOU'RE GOING TO SPAG'S AND GETTING A 10 GALLON TIN OF CAPE COD POTATO CHIPS FOR $1.99.
SQUEEZE INTO THE BACKSEAT OF THEIR 88 MERCURY COUGAR, HOLD THAT 64 PACK OF VOIT TUBE SOCKS SONNY, THERE'S NO MORE ROOM IN THE TRUNK. |
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THAT'S NOT MOLD, THE BREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN
BOOKS MISSING PAGES - NO BIG DEAL, WE KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THE WHOLE THING ANYHOW |
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FREE TRAMBOBOLINE! TRAMAPOLINE! |
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UNDERAGE CUTIES WITH LIP PIERCINGS BEHIND THE COUNTER ARE READY TO PARTY WITH YOU WHEN THE STORE CLOSES |
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SHOPPING CART TRAFFIC JAM ON SHREWSBURY STREET
ALL CANS BLOATED WITH BOTULISM, HALF OFF
NEVER BEEN FIRED, ONLY DROPPED ONCE |
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CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR MOTHERFUCKER
NO SNEAKERS TODAY BUT WE GOT SOME FUCKIN GRAPEFRUITS |
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IRREGULAR SIZED SCREWS PACKAGED TOGETHER IRREGULARLY
HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS ON SALE IN JULY
CALENDARS FROM THREE YEARS AGO |
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BURLAP SACK FULL OF SWEDISH FISH
DANCING SODA CANS 5 FOR A DOLLAR (SORRY, TAB ONLY)
AFTER EXTENSIVE RENOVATION, WE PROUDLY GUARANTEE ALL SHOPPING CARTS, NOW WITH FOUR WHEELS OR GET A FREE PAWSOX ASHTRAY
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GOT A SPORTS FAN IN THE FAMILY? THEY'LL LOVE OUR KNOCKOFF IHL JERSEYS! GET ALL THEIR FAVORITE TEAMS LIKE THE DETROIT VIPERS, HOUSTON AEROS AND PHOENIX ROADRUNNERS! |
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NOW WITH BI-LINGUAL EMPLOYEES THAT SPEAK ENGLISH TOO
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SPECIAL ON GOOD AS GOLD COFFEE, FOREVER
BRING A SHARPIE, NAME YOUR PRICE |
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BLANK GLASS JARS FULL OF MYSTERY FLUID IN AISLE 6
WHERE IS THE 1/10TH?
HUMBERTO HAS DOWN SYNDROME |
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omg i completely forgot about this place |
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FORGET ABOUT SPAGS? SPAGS DOESN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU
PEOPLE/REMAINS IN THE LOADING DOCK |
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WE HAVE HOT SNES TITLES LIKE UNIRACERS AND KIRBY'S AVALANCHE, LOCATED NEXT TO OUR POTTING CUPS
PORK CHOPS ARE 39 CENTS A POUND
THAT CB RADIO PA WE GOT? TURN IT DOWN??? DIAL 9 TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
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101 RULES OF BLACK METAL MUGS AND POSTERS NOW HALF OFF
GENIUNE "BOWER" HOCKEY SKATES NOW ON SALE AT SPAG'S SPORTING GOODS, THE OFFICIAL SUPPLIER OF THE WORCESTER ICE CATS |
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THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK IN HERE WITH THAT BALLOON YOU GOT AT THE GROUND ROUND? THINK AGAIN KID. |
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Oooh Spag's. This thread just gave me a flashback...
CAN I HAVE YOUR ZIP CODE?
"Yeah its, um... no on second thought why do you want my zip code?"
BECAUSE I'M FORCED TO STAND IN THIS 2'x 4' PEN FOR 10 HOURS LIKE A FARM ANIMAL SO I CAN SAVE MONEY TO GO AWAY TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR AND BECAUSE I ASKED NICELY
"Oh, ok, its... no actually, could you just ring me in. I don't like giving out such private information..."
WILL THAT BE CASH OR CREDIT?
"Check, actually."
>__<
FML |
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DADDY'S JUNKY MUSIC?? SPAGGY'S JUNKY BROOMSTICK
TRASHBAG FULL OF SWASTIKA COOKIE CUTTERS FOR A BUCK
ONLY MANATEE'S NEED APPLY |
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TRASHBAG FULL OF SWASTIKA COOKIE CUTTERS FOR A BUCK
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WANT. |
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WHO ELSE GIVES AWAY FREE TOMATO SEEDS NOBODY THAT'S FUCKING WHO
WCIS TOTE BAGS FIFTY CENTS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
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I miss Spag's: expired cold medicine for $1, Christmas ornaments on sale in April, free coffee at the front door that smells like burnt diarrhea... What's not to love? Building 19 will never achieve such greatness. |
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EXPIRED COLD MEDICINE FOR $1
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ON SALE IN APRIL
FREE COFFEE AT THE FRONT DOOR THAT SMELLS LIKE BURNT DIARRHEA |
fixed. |
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GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE ON SALE ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
50 POUND DRUMS OF NUCLEAR WASTE FLAVORED GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE FOR $5.99.
THINGS OLD PEOPLE LIKE, BLAND SNACK FOOD, PAISLEY MUMUS FROM 1974, THROWN IN A HUGE BIN RIGHT NEXT TO FREE CUPS OF GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE. |
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YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MR. SPAGNOLI. +25 SPAG'S SCENE POINTS. |
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TSUNAMI OF BURNT DIARRHEA IN AISLE 1
ALL CASHIERS EJECT BURNT DIARRHEA TWICE AN HOUR
DON'T LIKE BURNT DIARRHEA? WE DON'T LIKE YOUR PATRONAGE |
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"ORIENTAL" FLAVORED VIENNA SAUSAGES - 3 CANS FOR 79 CENTS
ASSORTED GOLF CLUBS COVERED IN UNKOWN STICKY SUBSTANCE - YOUR CHOICE FOR 5 BUCKS
PEEL & STICK AUTO GLASS TINTING KITS - LIGHT PURPLE AND FOREST GREEN ONLY - 4.99
"MYSTIC GARDEN" SCENT AEROSOL (WITH CFCS) AIR FRESHENER SPRAY - 1.49 |
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FULL PALLETS OF BURNT DIARRHEA SCENTED BAN DEODORANT 5 FOR $1 |
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NYNEX COFFEE MUGS - 59 CENTS OR 2 FOR $1.05
HOLY CROSS CRUSADERS WINDBREAKERS (SIZE 3XL - 5XL ONLY) - $7.99
CHECK OUT OUR SELECTION OF LIQUIDATED MERCHANDISE PURCHASED FROM CHESS KING AT THE GREENDALE MALL
NEED HELP LOADING YOUR 10 BAGS OF FERTILIZER IN YOUR 87 BUICK CENTURY? ASK YOUR CASHIER TO PAGE DICK. |
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FOLKS YOU JUST WON'T FIND BARGAINS LIKE THESE AT BRADLEES OR STUARTS |
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SMALL WOODEN THINGS WITH NO DISCERNIBLE PURPOSE - CHEAP
STALE SWEATSHIRTS FROM CALDOR'S OVERSTOCK, MADE FROM TAIWANESE SLAVE LABOR, HALF OFF!
DECORATIVE CERAMIC PLATES THAT NO ONE'S BOUGHT SINCE 1952 - SOME DAMAGED, ALL PRICED TO GO! |
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WE HAVE SO MUCH BURNT DIARRHEA IT'S COMING OUT OF OUR EARS
BRING YOUR GALOSHES |
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ENJOY THE SPAGTACULAR SAVINGS!
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EXCUSE ME SIR, IF YOU'RE CHILD IS GOING TO SIT ON YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE A PHARAOH, YOU MUST TAKE HIM TO OUR CEILING FAN SECTION. |
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Every time I drive past Spags on Rt. 9 I shed a tear I can't get a free tomato plant with my purchase of slighly out of date off brand D batteries. Thank you Ocean State Job lot in Marlboro for keeping the dream alive. |
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Every time I drive past Spags on Rt. 9 I shed a tear I can't get a free tomato plant with my purchase of slighly out of date off brand D batteries. Thank you Ocean State Job lot in Marlboro for keeping the dream alive. |
Drove by last Saturday night, life just ain't the same :( |
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ANTHONY BORGATTI, WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
SPAG'S NEEDS YOU, IT'S GOING DOWN
EXHUMED CORPSES .50, LIVIDITY IS FREE |
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WWF VIDEOS - VHS OR BETAMAX - CHOOSE FROM THESE TITLES "HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN'S GREATEST MATCHES", "HULK HOGAN: AMERICAN MADE" AND "MEAN GENE OKERLUND SINGS THE HITS" - $3.79
NON-DOLPHIN SAFE CANNED TUNA (IN VEGETABLE OIL) - 2 FOR A BUCK
PEPE GONZALES TACO SAUCE (MILD OR WILD) - $.99
DISC FILM (12 EXPOSURES) - $.50 |
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Wiki-
Spag's was, from 1934 to 2004, a discount department store on Route 9 in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts. The store was considered an early pioneer of discount retailing and was notable for its longtime resistance to accepting charge cards (until 1992)[1] and offering plastic shopping bags (late 1996)[2] and shopping carts (introduced in 1998)[3]. |
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holy shit, disc film, I had one of those cameras |
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I still have no idea what is going on herę |
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FUCK THE FAIR
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO TO WEST BOYLSTON ANYWAY
ECONOMY PAINT SUPPLY PAINTERS CAPS HALF OFF THIS WEEK ONLY |
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TODAY'S FREE COFFEE FLAVOR - BURNT DIARRHEA
GET YOUR CRUSHED PRINGLES CANS WITH SOGGY CHIPS
FUCK THE FAIR INDEED |
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OIL CAN BOYD & RICH GEDMAN REPLICA JERSEYS - 14.99 - GO SOX |
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MARTY BARRETT TRAPPER KEEPERS - 1.09
RICK PITINO'S RED SAUCE - .69
TIGER HANDHELD KARATE KING - 34.95 |
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ASSORTED BATTLE BEASTS - 10 for .10
LITTLE LOST AND FOUNDS THAT CRY BLOOD - 6.99
FREE DEMON POSSESSION WITH EVERY BIO-EXORCISM |
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TIGER HANDHELD KARATE KING - 34.95 |
WANT |
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MASS MARAUDERS STARTER JACKETS $19.99
SHOW YOUR ARENA FOOTBALL PRIDE |
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I still have no idea what is going on herę |
good because out-of-staters need not apply |
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YOUR MOM FOUND THE GUY SHE CONCEIVED YOU WITH - CHECK NEAR THE BIRDFEEDERS
JUNE SPECIAL ON SNOW SHOVELS AND THOSE SLEDS THAT WILL STERILIZE YOUR KIDS
TOILET BRUSHES? ALSO NEAR THE BIRDFEEDERS
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lol at "sleds that will sterilize your kids" |
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i'm still dying every time i click on this shit |
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oh man, I waited too long to click this thread. Shit is GOLD
SHOP SPAGS
FUCK YOU |
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"9 VOLTS LEAKING BATTERY ACID" BARGAIN BIN
L.A. LIGHTS WITH NO SHOELACES - 3 BUCKS
HOVEROUND PILE-UP IN AISLE 7 |
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CD-R, THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY - 10 FOR A DOLLAR
ALL YOUR REWRITEABLE INFORMATION ARE BELONG TO US
SOGGY CRAB RANGOONS WITH EVERY PURCHASE |
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BIC PENS 50 PAK - ONLY BLUE - DRIED UP AND USELESS - $3.99
TASTEE POTATO CHIPS - POUND BAG - CRUSHED INTO DUST - $2.49
DOG FOOD MADE FROM CHINESE HORSE MEAT AND SEAWEED FILLERS - $1 A CAN
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WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY? FREE TABLE TALK CHERRY PIE WITH THE PURCHASE OF 3 B.U.M. EQUIPMENT HOODIES. |
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There's this hella-fine modelhott with a vish ass from CT named Jesse Pagz and this thread reminded me how I want to imprison her poops in little manila envelopes made of semen. |
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LITTLE MANILA ENVELOPES - JUST ADD SEMEN - 32˘
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MISMATCHED TAZ MUDFLAPS (LEFT ONLY) - BUY TWO, GET ONE FREE |
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OVERSTRETCHED BUNGEE CORDS
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
WATERLOGGED CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE CLEARANCE |
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MISPRINTED LOTS OF ZUBAZ AND SKIDZ |
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JUST IN TIME FOR SPRING!
25 POUND BAG OF FERTILIZER $4
SORRY NOBODY'S HERE TO PUT IT IN YOUR TRUNK, ALL THE KIDS GOT LOCKED IN THE BROKEN FRIDGES ROUND BACK
BRET HART SUNGLASSES NO FOAM NO STRAP $2/5
KANGAROO CROSSING TSHIRTS? FUCK YOU
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TEDDY RUXPIN MISSING BOTTOM JAW - 1.00
FRAGMENTS OF EURONYMOUS' SKULL - .67
LOOK AT ALL THEM HOTPANTS |
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i remember once reading a story about how back in the day the old man used to throw handfuls of nails into the middle of rt. 9 just so people would come to his store for a new tire. |
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BOX OF ASSORTED GARDENING TOOLS - IMPERIAL AND METRIC - $20 (CASH ONLY)
FREE TOMATO SEE---WAIT, WE SUCK NOW AND DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE SINCE DAD DIED
KNOCKOFF NORTH FACE WINDBREAKERS - FREE WITH TIRE PURCHASE |
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WE ARE JUST AS MUCH FUN AS THE GROUND ROUND EXCEPT WE DON'T NEED A SCALE TO TELL YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. WE CAN TELL BY LOOKING. YOUR KIDS ARE FAT.
SILVERHAWKS EPISODES ON VHS $19.99
BRAVESTARR EPISODES ON VHS $1.99 |
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SPECIAL ON MEN'S ROLLERSKATES - YOU WON'T FIND THESE ANYWHERE ELSE PEOPLE |
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LENIN'S TOMB? SHMENIN'S TOMB!!!
PETRUS' MUMMIFIED BODY ON DISPLAY - 1 DAY ONLY
FREE OOKIE COOKIE WITH EVERY VIEWING |
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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
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POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1
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WE ARE JUST AS MUCH FUN AS THE GROUND ROUND EXCEPT WE DON'T NEED A SCALE TO TELL YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. WE CAN TELL BY LOOKING. YOUR KIDS ARE FAT.
SILVERHAWKS EPISODES ON VHS $19.99
BRAVESTARR EPISODES ON VHS $1.99 |
FCKN SOLD |
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PICK UP A COMPAQ PRESARIO FROM THE ALL NEW SPAG'S COMPUCENTER ON DEWEY ROAD! $29.95
AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE CHECK OUT ALL THE HOTTEST NEW TITLES IN PC GAMING!
SHOGO:MOBILE ARMOR DIVISION- $1
KISS: PSYCHO CIRCUS: THE NIGHTMARE CHILD- $2.95
AGE OF WONDERS- $4
OPERATION FLASHPOINT:COLD WAR CRISIS- FREE
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Make your own peanut butter - $1.99 a pound - Mouse poop included free!
Girls' and Boys' Huffy Bikes in Neon colors! - tires not included $19.99! Located next to the pet department.
Huffy Bike Tires - $0.99 each - visit our Hardware department! |
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Lee Jeans - overstock from Maurice The Pants Man, available in white only - $9.99 while supplies last!
Keys copied while you wait - visit our lighting department! "No copy"? No problem! Gain stalker status immediately!
Authentic autographed Rich Gedman photo to the first 100 customers THIS FRIDAY ONLY! Don't miss out! |
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YOU CALL ALL THESE STEAMING PILES OF DONKEY SHIT DEALS!?
YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT'S DONE? YOU FUCKING SICK OF TOMATO SEEDS, BENT WOOKIES AND RUSTY CANS OF TOMATO PASTE? COME TO FUCKING BRAINTREE KHED
'78 MUSTANG KING COBRAS (FIVE ON THE LOT)- $2995 with 0% interest and GET THIS SHIT, NO MONEY DOWN
WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT THE PUSSY SOAKING KING COBRA? FIRST OF ALL, YOU A FAGGOT? ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THIS SHIT, I GOT ASSLOADS OF UNSOLD FLEET INVENTORY, YOU EVER WANTED TO FUCK UNDERAGE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF A '77 RANCH WAGON?
HOW DOES DINGER DO IT? COME AND SEE, COME TO DAVE DINGER FORD IN BRAINTREE! ON ROUTE 128 IN BRAINTREE! |
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ARILSOLD
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YOU CALL ALL THESE STEAMING PILES OF DONKEY SHIT DEALS!?
YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT'S DONE? YOU FUCKING SICK OF TOMATO SEEDS, BENT WOOKIES AND RUSTY CANS OF TOMATO PASTE? COME TO FUCKING BRAINTREE KHED
'78 MUSTANG KING COBRAS (FIVE ON THE LOT)- $2995 with 0% interest and GET THIS SHIT, NO MONEY DOWN
WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT THE PUSSY SOAKING KING COBRA? FIRST OF ALL, YOU A FAGGOT? ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THIS SHIT, I GOT ASSLOADS OF UNSOLD FLEET INVENTORY, YOU EVER WANTED TO FUCK UNDERAGE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF A '77 RANCH WAGON?
HOW DOES DINGER DO IT? COME AND SEE, COME TO DAVE DINGER FORD IN BRAINTREE! ON ROUTE 128 IN BRAINTREE! |
A CHALLENGER APPEARS |
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ONLY FOUR SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!
HOT TOY OF THE YEAR - TICKLE ME JORDAN LEVY - $25.99
RUBBER POINTSETTAS $2.10
TEDDY RUXPIN BOTTOM JAW $30.50
THE 7TH GUEST INTERACTIVE CD-ROM COMPACT COMPUTER DISKETTE PROGRAM BUY 1 GET 1 AT THE SAME PRICE
GORDIE LOCKBAUM IS HIDING IN THE STORE SOMEWHERE - PRIZE TO WHOEVER FINDS HIM (ALIVE ONLY)
POOP SPATTERED DAVE DINGER FORD COVERALLS $.99/dozen
IN BRAINTREE |
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