I'm crashing the funeral in an elaborate, Hollywood-worthy hoax to steal the free Starbucks coffee that will obviously be somewhere in the catering area. After the covert operation, I'll auction off the product to hipsters and make one metric shitload of money.
I always brace myself the second I hear a celebrity dies. It just brings an endless swarm of people rushing to mention it, almost as if they're trying to take credit for his death.
post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 6,2011 3:27pm edited Oct 6,2011 3:28pm