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returntothepit >> discuss >> Who's the creep searching for all this stuff? by Samantha on Sep 13,2011 4:51pm
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 13,2011 4:51pm




Irritable bowel syndrome?
Blue Jimbo sex tape?
Various nudes of females who post here?

Seriously?

Some sick bastard needs a hobby.

As for the question you have posed, the carpet in my bedroom is a dark green color, while I have black curtains to block the sunlight when I sleep in.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Sep 13,2011 4:53pm
"Reverend Dong"!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 13,2011 4:54pm
Only having Josh Silver design your bedroom is real.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 13,2011 4:54pm
Someone who was hoping you'd take a screen shot and make a thread just like this.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 13,2011 4:56pm
LULZ



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 13,2011 4:57pm
contributin



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 13,2011 4:58pm
Custard Pie is my favorite.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Sep 13,2011 5:08pm
I'm 100% sure it was on purpose by someone intentionally searching for wacky stuff just to weird people out.

My earlier search for Anthrax threads got pushed off the list pretty fast.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 13,2011 5:09pm
[QUOTE="Samantha:1236887]
Blue Jimbo sex tape?

SIGN ME UP!!!!



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Sep 13,2011 5:11pm
Basically the recent searches box is just a shoutbox/chat window.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 13,2011 5:14pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
Basically the recent searches box is just a shoutbox/chat window.


This is the most meta I've ever been.




toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Sep 13,2011 5:16pm
lol @ "does samathas carpet match the curtains.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 13,2011 5:17pm
this is not the first thread where someone posted about people searching for marsi and pam nudes. someone is really hard up to see them nude. instead of creeping online just get them drunk like a normal person.

also rechecking the search results as i type this leads to even funnier/more crude searches.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 13,2011 5:18pm edited Sep 13,2011 5:35pm
.



toggletoggle post by Seth at Sep 13,2011 5:22pm
.............



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 13,2011 5:25pm
I win because I filmed the Blue Jimbo sex tape.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 13,2011 5:42pm
LMAO! This thread has been the catalyst for much hilarity.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me the carpet/curtains question. I could pay off my student loans.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Sep 13,2011 5:44pm
mike hasnt circulated the tape yet, hold your fucking horses



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 13,2011 5:47pm
Pics or it never happened.



toggletoggle post by Bob Hoskins at Sep 13,2011 5:47pm
They don't match the curtains.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Sep 13,2011 5:48pm
vagina pics or PENIS HAVING MALE PERSON



toggletoggle post by blue  at Sep 13,2011 5:48pm
from now on jim and i will be known by our celebrity mish-mash moniker, BluJimbo



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Sep 13,2011 5:49pm
JimBlu



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 13,2011 5:55pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
JimBlu


that sounds like a sexy airline



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 13,2011 8:48pm
Someone is dying to see my dick.



toggletoggle post by Will Spanner at Sep 13,2011 10:23pm
That's like the 5th time I've seen "Marsi nude" on the recent searches list. Someone has a crush...



toggletoggle post by thesac nli at Sep 13,2011 10:39pm
it was me



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Sep 13,2011 10:41pm
and me



toggletoggle post by 101110101100010111 at Sep 13,2011 10:45pm
01100101101000110111010



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 14,2011 1:36am
There's a whole lot of chuckle-fuckery going on here.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Sep 14,2011 1:40am
ROFLROFL, all kinds of ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 14,2011 8:35am
pam's dick



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Sep 14,2011 8:42am
Look at my junk, my junk is amazing
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Sep 14,2011 10:58am
This is so dickjanglin'.



toggletoggle post by Backdoor boys at Sep 14,2011 11:48am
I only search for shit that matters



toggletoggle post by Sherlock Holmes at Sep 14,2011 12:35pm
josh deleted his post because it contained private penile information pertinent to the OP. Elementary, my dear Watson.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 14,2011 12:36pm
your penile information is endearing



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 14,2011 12:53pm
Sherlock%20Holmes said[orig][quote]
josh deleted his post because it contained private penile information pertinent to the OP. Elementary, my dear Watson.


Penile information?? Josh! How did you find out about my giant throbbing penis?



toggletoggle post by Samantha‘s 10" HARD ON at Sep 14,2011 1:00pm
HEY GUYZ, I'M HERE. SAMANTHA FINALLY UNDID HER ZIPPER AND NOW I'M SLAPPING AWAY AT THE KEYS



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 14,2011 1:14pm
I actually saw the original post before it was deleted. Said penile information is not true. Sorry to disappoint, but that is reality.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Sep 14,2011 1:40pm
Now there's a band name...

PENILE DISINFORMATION



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 15,2011 10:35am
Argyle Penile Hoffstyle



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Sep 15,2011 3:15pm
Genital Propaganda



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 15,2011 3:18pm
"Mortiis look alike slut" hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Seth at Sep 29,2011 3:43pm
rich horror suicide attempt!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 29,2011 4:08pm
Seth said[orig][quote]
rich horror suicide attempt!

NO! NOT MY RICHARD!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 29,2011 4:11pm
he got married, same diff.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 29,2011 4:19pm
I got a chuckle from "212 bugged by FBI"



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 29,2011 4:25pm
LOL!

"making pancakes with chocolate chips from an unwashed asshole "

"pleasuring the inside of my pisshole with cactus needles "

What a bunch of sickos we have here!



toggletoggle post by eyeroller at Sep 29,2011 4:30pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 29,2011 4:45pm
Say it to my face or you are a pussy.



toggletoggle post by Will Spanner at Sep 29,2011 5:41pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
LOL!

"making pancakes with chocolate chips from an unwashed asshole "

"pleasuring the inside of my pisshole with cactus needles "

What a bunch of sickos we have here!

Nothing compared to:

"licking the beads of sweat out of a leprechaun's ass crack for sustenance inside a cinder block shed sized house in the mojave desert"



toggletoggle post by facefucker at Nov 2,2011 11:16am
"Larissa's soiled bloomers"



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 2,2011 1:04pm
Hubcaps



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 2,2011 1:28pm
Ha! Some loser must be really butthurt that I rejected him.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 2,2011 1:33pm
This one is especially funny, "Shannon made out with Samantha and cheated on Al". Although it's probably a pretty hot masturbatory fantasy for someone, I've barely seen Shannon in the past couple of years, including when she was dating Al. LOL!



toggletoggle post by Fake ARIL at Nov 2,2011 1:38pm
Searching for yourself then talking about it. How bored are you?

Troll ARIL instead



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 2,2011 1:45pm
Nope. Someone texted me about the search troll creep. I have bored friends.



toggletoggle post by FAKE ARIL BETTER THAN FAKE FAKE ARIL at Nov 2,2011 1:48pm
Just like a female to lie

Stop trolling yourself, creepy girl



toggletoggle post by search feature troll at Nov 2,2011 2:00pm
choking yourself with grandmother's underpants in a tent at the base of mt. everest in january to explore the subtle intricacies of exotic cultures seen as sane and viable substitute to discussing rttp drama while jacking off in your own boring underwear covered with semen and ketchup stains in a poorly lit room at 1am



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 2,2011 7:44pm



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 3,2011 8:45am
lul



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 3,2011 8:48am
LOL at "yo mookie,whats up with the white boy?"



toggletoggle post by Pauly D at Nov 11,2011 3:21pm
Looks like The Situation has been searching today.



toggletoggle post by search feature troll at Nov 11,2011 7:15pm
buncha fuckin niggers tryna creep in on mah hustle



toggletoggle post by Alx_Asscat at Nov 11,2011 8:51pm



toggletoggle post by Seth at Nov 19,2011 4:47am
Mallika feet???



toggletoggle post by tenchu stealth assassin at Nov 19,2011 11:16am



toggletoggle post by ben at Nov 19,2011 12:41pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 19,2011 12:58pm
tenchu%20stealth%20assassin said[orig][quote]


lol....Bane.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 19,2011 1:07pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
tenchu%20stealth%20assassin said[orig][quote]


lol....Bane.

fuck yea, someone's still holding on...making mountains out of molehills



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Nov 19,2011 1:59pm
LMAO...the fuck?



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Nov 19,2011 2:21pm
Haha!



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Nov 19,2011 2:38pm
hahahah, I love whoever this is.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 19,2011 2:41pm
Bukkake bonanza



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Nov 19,2011 2:42pm
I LOL'd at Beating up Mitch to have sex with Mallika. I think even I've had that thought. She'd look great in my palace.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 19,2011 2:44pm
rttp calendar girls



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 19,2011 2:47pm
Search troll is my favorite troll.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 19,2011 2:54pm
No one is searching for rttp calendar boys, are they?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 19,2011 3:11pm
Keep an eye out for my Looks That Fill 2012 calendar.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 19,2011 3:16pm
Are you going to jump out of a cake?



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Nov 19,2011 3:17pm
Jump out of a cake while eating a cake or you are a pussy.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 19,2011 3:18pm
I'm no baker but I will see what I can do.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Nov 19,2011 3:19pm
Yay I made it into the big leagues



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 19,2011 4:09pm
Eat your way out of a giant cake you were baked into?



toggletoggle post by GeminiII at Nov 20,2011 1:21pm
Michael michael dykebike



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 20,2011 4:46pm



toggletoggle post by pinche gringo at Nov 28,2011 2:30pm
wow. searching for nudes of the rev's son. classy. pat yourselves on the back RTTP you've outdone yourselves.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 28,2011 2:31pm
Jerry Sandusky lurking ftw



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 28,2011 2:58pm
fix'd



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 28,2011 3:08pm
You crossed the line.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 18,2012 2:30pm
I have made it to the big time.




toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 2,2012 1:39am



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 2,2012 5:13am edited Sep 2,2012 5:32am
Who the fuck is searching for this shit, it's really starting to creep me out. Do I have some sort of secret admirer? Fight me, you won't.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 2,2012 9:03am
I searched for cold fish... sorry



toggletoggle post by Fake CHER at Sep 2,2012 11:13am
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
Who the fuck is searching for this shit, it's really starting to creep me out. Do I have some sort of secret admirer? Fight me, you won't.


I assume you're trolling yourself. Who else could spell your name right that many times in a row in the space between other searches?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 17,2012 12:55pm
"burnsy self-blowjob hacked webcam footage"



toggletoggle post by SielskiSideService at Oct 17,2012 1:04pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Say it to my pussy.
Hello o o o o. Is anybody in there ere ere ere



toggletoggle post by BrokenVegan at Oct 17,2012 1:37pm
SielskiSideService said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Say it to my pussy( I mean my Cavern of Woe).
Hello o o o o. Is anybody in there ere ere ere



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 17,2012 2:47pm edited Oct 17,2012 2:48pm
Hello, butthurt. It's only a cavern of woe for those whose passports to v-town have been revoked.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 17,2012 3:03pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
"burnsy self-blowjob hacked webcam footage"

Not gonna find that here. Gonna have to dig deeper search troll.



toggletoggle post by ralphs_roast_beef at Oct 17,2012 3:23pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Hello, butthurt. It's only a cavern of woe for those whose passports to v-town have been revoked.


more like an expired roast beef sandwich between her legs



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 17,2012 3:52pm
Ralph's doesn't even sell roast beef sandwiches, dumb ass.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Oct 17,2012 4:10pm
The French dip au jus is the best sandwich ever, why would anybody throw that out as an insult?



toggletoggle post by Fact Checker at Oct 17,2012 4:27pm
wrong. Philly Cheesesteak is far more delicious



toggletoggle post by DYA is FOR RYNN‘S WORLD AND FOR THE EMPEROR at Oct 17,2012 4:28pm
Aaaand, on that note, it's dinner time!



toggletoggle post by Lrrr at Oct 17,2012 4:30pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Ralph's doesn't even sell roast beef sandwiches, dumb ass.
one of these days... BANG POW straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8



toggletoggle post by Miles Dyson at Sep 24,2013 2:52pm
Search troll is SkyNet!



toggletoggle post by everybody at Sep 24,2013 2:54pm
Miles%20Dyson said[orig][quote]
Search troll is SkyNet!


YES WE SEE YOU POSTING THERE, FAGGET, WE'RE JUST IGNORING YOU



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