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returntothepit >> discuss >> the epic ballad of the raging boner by jackhammer dick on Sep 7,2011 1:16pm
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toggletoggle post by jackhammer dick at Sep 7,2011 1:16pm
got out of my car
walked into the bar
heard a loud guitar

saw some chicks, they're pretty fine
i want to make them mine
but i won't sit and whine

i've got something to share
and it really doesn't care
as long as you don't have a disease
then it'll deliver as much as you please

i've got a RAGING BONER
BONER!
i shall deliver it unto you
and when i'm finished, i'll bathe you with my man goo



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 7,2011 1:18pm
ITT: Wamparillius strikes again.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Sep 7,2011 1:37pm
I can hear this in my head with all the music and everything, ha ha. I don't know whether to feel talented or incredibly untalented.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 7,2011 1:38pm
I'm imagining Bo and Luke jumping the General Lee over something as I read.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 7,2011 2:04pm
needs more drum sticks.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 7,2011 2:06pm
kul story



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 7,2011 2:09pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
kul story


ITT: Kull stories




toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Sep 7,2011 9:10pm



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