touches the toilet water

Dick is bro with the toilet water

HATE THIS. I also hate when you piss over the seat and when your dick touches the TP island after you wipe and you just need to post on RTTP on last time..

my dick touched the toilet water

felt kinda good, too

I find ur sac hitting the water to be more of a shock. Especially in this soupy humid sac expanding weather

"Larry David, you got long balls"

i hate working having a sweaty ass taking a dump, then having to put your sweaty pants back on... fucking awful

I hate it when your dick tip touches the rim of the toilet bowl, especially when I'm at work. I don't even want to know what's on there

I hate seeing 6 inch long pubes resting on the toilet bowl and getting them stuck to your cock. Who the fuck has these long ass pubes and leaves them there? Fuck you.