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returntothepit >> discuss >> Post in this thread when you got LAID!!!! by the_reverend on Jul 6,2011 12:15pm

post by David Vincent at Jul 6,2011 12:23pm

Dudes on RTTP don't get laid cause they're not Radikult.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 6,2011 12:52pm

IS THIS THE WARP ZONE THRAED

post by Pires at Jul 6,2011 6:41pm

This thread will have 1000+ views and only 5 posts. And so far, two have nothing to do with getting laid.

post by Skinsandwich at Jul 6,2011 6:46pm

Does a 21 year old whore who is smoking hot that is coming by Friday night count as a retroactive lay? I will do the pics or GTFO method if need be. YEAH DUDE!

post by Alx_Casket

at Jul 6,2011 7:06pm

bennyhillifier

post by Aaron_michael

at Jul 6,2011 7:54pm

Checking in

post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 6,2011 11:30pm

DestroyYouAlot said	[orig][quote]
IS THIS THE WARP ZONE THRAED

post by Mutis

at Jul 7,2011 9:22am

Very tired and late for work. Also, I like cats.

post by hauptpflucker

at Jul 7,2011 9:39am

Isn\'t this a repost?

post by Lamp nli at Jul 7,2011 10:32am

Laid, hell I haven't even fapped since I left my home a few days ago. I'm dyin' over here.

post by sixstringcarnage

at Jul 7,2011 11:50am

Bump! Weird how I came across this today.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 7,2011 12:31pm

Laid or making love? Tis different. Only romanticism is real.

post by Yeti at Jul 7,2011 1:12pm

argh it's been like 4 days. fap fappin' away, fap fappin' awaaaay

post by Yeti at Jul 7,2011 1:12pm

only fucking is real.

post by the_reverend

at Jul 7,2011 1:41pm

bennyhillifier

post by ancient master at Jul 7,2011 2:11pm

post by nekronaut

at Jul 7,2011 2:13pm

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 7,2011 2:42pm

CAN I GET A RIDE TO THIS

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 7,2011 2:46pm

sry SOLD OUT

post by anon and on at Jul 7,2011 2:54pm

dick's still wet

post by Aaron_michael

at Jul 7,2011 3:06pm

Checking in haha

post by Lamp nli at Jul 7,2011 4:03pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
only fucking is real.

FUCKING IS REAL FUCKING REAL AND IT IS AS ONLY AS FUCK

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 7,2011 4:10pm edited Jul 7,2011 4:11pm

Obviously fucking is real. Everybody likes getting off. Everyone likes fucking someone they find attractive.
But what makes it feel 100x better is when you've got feelings for the person. I chose not to manslut it out years ago; shits dangerous. I dunno how all you people get by by fucking random chicks without worrying about STDs or unneeded drama. I'd rather fap.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 7,2011 4:10pm

i hate you all.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 7,2011 4:13pm

dry spells are dry spells. We've all had them. Or you could use plentyoffish or post pics of cock on craigslist. Works for a few rttp members.

post by sixstringcarnage

at Jul 7,2011 4:15pm

Only raw dawgn' mowfuggas are real..

Btw arill I tend to try to get to know them and there scene before I get my dinky stinky.

post by sixstringcarnage

at Jul 7,2011 4:16pm

Oh yeah "ahighafiva" aaron!

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 7,2011 4:24pm

Tom, if you guys played the purple shamrock or Hennessey's, or the bars next to it in Boston, youd get laid EASILY. I'd gaurantee it. All the women there are 30+, single, love bands like HardNo9, and go home with the men the same night. Guy I used to work with banged over 150 women during the course of 4 years.. Just by going to those bars.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 7,2011 4:30pm edited Jul 7,2011 4:30pm

ORLY. i dont have any contacts with those places though.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 7,2011 4:40pm edited Jul 7,2011 4:41pm

I do. Ive got the business card of the guy who has his band play every week in Hennessey's. I'm pretty sure he's got say and it may only take a phone call.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 7,2011 4:41pm

awesome! hook a brotha up!

post by Yeti at Jul 7,2011 5:18pm

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
Obviously fucking is real. Everybody likes getting off. Everyone likes fucking someone they find attractive. But what makes it feel 100x better is when you've got feelings for the person. I chose not to manslut it out years ago; shits dangerous. I dunno how all you people get by by fucking random chicks without worrying about STDs or unneeded drama. I'd rather fap.

yeah, but "making love" is just so mundane to me. i'd rather fuck the shit out of the person i'm with.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 7,2011 5:34pm

that's true. making love could also involve fucking the shit out of said person, though. the term kind of sucks and sounds cheesy, but I'd rather bust with a person I'm with, than a person I'm not.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 7,2011 6:44pm

ITT: everybody pictures Jim "making love"

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 7,2011 7:21pm

ITT: People who want an ariload on their face.

post by EVETS at Jul 7,2011 7:27pm

DestroyYouAlot said	[orig][quote]
ITT: everybody pictures Jim "making love"

DYA is the only gay man on here, as you can tell how he sluts all over this board!

post by ghey_faguettes at Jul 7,2011 8:25pm

tops 4 sexins'

post by BlackoutRick at Jul 7,2011 9:51pm

Monday. I went like the 4th.

post by josh_hates_you

at Jul 7,2011 10:10pm

hi five.

every time i bump this thread I feel there should be a story to go with it.

so, a few days ago in the ghetto of conway south carolina. in the kitchen. she was bent over the kitchen sink. her mom was like 15 feet away through an open door in the living room watching a movie and the girl's kid.

post by josh_hates_you

at Jul 7,2011 10:11pm

also last night. providence. drunk. very drunk. good times.

post by GUYnli at Jul 7,2011 10:33pm

Period sex rules

post by Alx_Casket

at Jul 7,2011 11:00pm

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 8,2011 11:48am

'SUP

post by dreadkill

at Jul 8,2011 11:51am

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
ORLY. i dont have any contacts with those places though.

my friend/former drummer works weekends at hennessey's doing live sound.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 8,2011 12:00pm

nice!

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 8,2011 12:28pm

dreadkill said

[orig][quote]

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
ORLY. i dont have any contacts with those places though.

my friend/former drummer works weekends at hennessey's doing live sound.

Don't you think HN9 would be perfect there? The stage is small but the crowd is TRASHED and horny.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 8,2011 12:30pm

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
TRASHED and horny.

ya that about sums up our demographic.

post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!

at Jul 8,2011 7:14pm

All last weekend. With an ex. Harpooned the fuck out of her. Shit was so cash.

post by KEVORD

at Jul 8,2011 7:17pm

Getting laid just signed to Relapse Trendfags.

post by Samantha at Jul 8,2011 8:47pm

No way! I heard they were signing to Century Media.

post by KEVORD

at Jul 8,2011 8:49pm

No you're confused. Getting laid signed to relapse but you can find it in your Century Media gift bag.

post by Lamp

at Jul 8,2011 8:57pm

Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said	[orig][quote]
All last weekend. With an ex. Harpooned the fuck out of her. Shit was so cash.

I can't believe people here aren't trying to run you off this board. The ignore feature must come in handy...

post by KEVORD

at Jul 8,2011 8:59pm

He's the reason I implied getting laid was now trendy.

post by Yeti at Jul 11,2011 7:44am

bumpty dumpty

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 11,2011 7:55am

underwater at Webster lake or false

post by Negrodamus at Jul 11,2011 8:42am

Major bumpage. Full on raw doggin it kid

post by Yeti at Jul 11,2011 10:39am

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
underwater at Webster lake or false

i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch.

post by Yeti at Jul 11,2011 10:39am

in hindsight though, maybe i should have done just that. might have spared me a lot of bullshit.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Jul 11,2011 10:48am

Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said	[orig][quote]
Shit was so cash.

Hahaha win

post by largefreakatzero at Jul 11,2011 11:02am

Yeti said

[orig][quote]

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
underwater at Webster lake or false

i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch.

Haha, chicks getting lake water in their vajays is very bad. Hopefully that was the last time you banged her, fucks knows what was living in there after the lake water invasion.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 11,2011 11:24am

I too once did it in a lake. 'twas strange, the temperature was constantly fluctuating

post by Alx_Casket

at Jul 11,2011 11:53am

All I could think about while fucking in my ex's pool was the movie Cocoon :/

post by Yeti at Jul 11,2011 1:21pm

largefreakatzero said

[orig][quote]

Yeti said

[orig][quote]

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
underwater at Webster lake or false

i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch.

Haha, chicks getting lake water in their vajays is very bad. Hopefully that was the last time you banged her, fucks knows what was living in there after the lake water invasion.

after the Worcester lake water invasion.

post by ghey_faguettes at Jul 11,2011 1:22pm

Yeti said

[orig][quote]

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
underwater at Webster lake or false

i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch.

So my fear of getting swamp thing in my coochy isn't irrational, glad I've never done it!

post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jul 17,2011 1:58am

girls night out, works every time

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 17,2011 10:57am

IllinoisEnemaBradness said	[orig][quote]
girls night out, works every time

haha, that used to be my trick.

post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jul 17,2011 2:33pm

DestroyYouAlot said

[orig][quote]

IllinoisEnemaBradness said	[orig][quote]
girls night out, works every time

haha, that used to be my trick.

post by BlessedOffalNLI at Jul 17,2011 3:00pm

I havnt posted ITT in like 14 years.

post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jul 20,2011 1:04am

the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 20,2011 6:30am

IllinoisEnemaBradness said	[orig][quote]
the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions

cuntPAP

also flavor saver FTW

post by largefreakatzero at Jul 20,2011 10:55am

Got some over the weekend, but I'm married, so I figured it really isn't all much of a brool story.

post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jul 20,2011 1:34pm

DestroyYouAlot said

[orig][quote]

IllinoisEnemaBradness said	[orig][quote]
the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions

cuntPAP

also flavor saver FTW

I just re read what i posted and realized it made it seem like I only lasted 10 minutes. LOL! Oh well. It's really about 30 minutes from beginning to end.

post by IllinoisEneMABradneSs at Oct 3,2011 10:42pm

bow chicka wow wow. The wife was horny on a Monday night, and she was stone cold sober!!

post by Lamp

at Oct 3,2011 10:49pm

josh_hates_you said	[orig][quote]
so, a few days ago in the ghetto of conway south carolina. in the kitchen. she was bent over the kitchen sink. her mom was like 15 feet away through an open door in the living room watching a movie and the girl's kid.

I hope you avoided going to Myrtle while you were down that way, that place sucks ass.

post by douchebag_patrol at Oct 3,2011 10:56pm

post by Randy_Marsh at Oct 3,2011 11:17pm

Mark from The Room just got laid.

post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 5,2011 1:44am

2 nights in a row

post by Alexecutioner at Oct 5,2011 9:24am

all weekend. twas good

post by RichHorror

at Oct 5,2011 9:25am edited Oct 5,2011 9:26am

Relevant.

bennyhillifier

post by Goatrider

at Oct 5,2011 10:16am

This thread is silly.

But, I'm posting in it.... typing with the guilty hand, as it were.

post by posbleak

at Oct 5,2011 3:30pm

He wore a tux so it was tux sex

...or TEX.

post by dale at Oct 5,2011 6:24pm

post by GUYnli at Oct 5,2011 7:39pm

Whoa yeah!

Now time for smoke and playoff baseball

post by josh_hates_you

at Nov 7,2011 6:57pm

josh_hates_you said	[orig][quote]
also last night. providence. drunk. very drunk. good times.

Who the hell did i bang in providence in july? meh, don't even really matter. I been slacking off in this thread. Booty call in Northbridge a few weeks back. Fatty in the practice space 2 weeks ago. Random girl missed the last train home on saturday night so I was a nice guy and gave her a place to crash. She was very thankful.

I don't remember the last time I have had sex while not shit faced.

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