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returntothepit >> discuss >> Suicide: how would you do it? by NLI on Jul 5,2011 11:29am

post by NLI at Jul 5,2011 11:29am

how would you do it?

post by the_reverend

at Jul 5,2011 11:30am

fapping

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 5,2011 11:30am

NOW.

post by GUYnli at Jul 5,2011 11:32am

booze and pills or GTFO

post by Alx_Casket

at Jul 5,2011 11:50am

on rttp payperview

post by narkybark

at Jul 5,2011 11:50am

I would have someone put a pillow over my face, then two shots with a silencer and then they could lift the pillow and close my eyes.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Jul 5,2011 11:51am

narkybark said	[orig][quote]
I would have someone put a pillow over my face, then two shots with a silencer and then they could lift the pillow and close my eyes.

Hahahahaha

post by NLI at Jul 5,2011 11:53am

well i've been thinking about doing it. any suggestions rttp?

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 5,2011 12:04pm

lol wow.

post by dR. kEVORkIAN at Jul 5,2011 12:08pm

DO IT NOW hUrrY up fAgGOt

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Jul 5,2011 12:10pm

By bukkake!

post by pablo at Jul 5,2011 12:15pm

get a garden hose, stick it in your exhaust pipe and seal it with that expanding foam insulation stuff. then put the hose through your window and seal it with more insulation. then sit in the car with the engine running drinking whiskey and taking percs, or do that before you get in the car

post by largefreakatzero at Jul 5,2011 12:19pm

12 gauge shotgun with 00 buckshot. Put it in your mouth and pull trigger with toe for amazing brain mural action.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 5,2011 12:21pm

leave a mess or GTFO

post by aaron_michael

at Jul 5,2011 12:22pm

jump off the Pru

post by narkybark

at Jul 5,2011 12:31pm

alternate: top of the Pru, make a noose out a rope that's 120 feet long, yell "It's all for you Damien!" and then jump off, crashing into one of the windows as you snapback.

post by NLI at Jul 5,2011 12:36pm

All suggestions are being taken into consideration. I still think using a hollow point .45 Colt 1911 is the best option I've got so far since I don't have access to a shotgun.

Or I was thinking of going to a crowded gas station and spraying fuel everywhere right before I light up

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 5,2011 12:38pm edited Jul 5,2011 12:38pm

Just make sure I'm not at that gas station. Or I'll... well find a way to make you live or something - in pain. horrible pain.

post by aaron_michael

at Jul 5,2011 12:44pm

NLI said	[orig][quote]
Or I was thinking of going to a crowded gas station and spraying fuel everywhere right before I light up

Eh, if I was gonna off, I'd be wicked pussy about it and want a quick (yet impressive) death.

post by largefreakatzero at Jul 5,2011 12:46pm

NLI said	[orig][quote]
All suggestions are being taken into consideration. I still think using a hollow point .45 Colt 1911 is the best option I've got so far since I don't have access to a shotgun. Or I was thinking of going to a crowded gas station and spraying fuel everywhere right before I light up

Can I have the 1911 after you're done with it? Always looking for new additions to the collection.

post by Yeti at Jul 5,2011 12:47pm

post by Blessed_Offal at Jul 5,2011 12:49pm

I would play the Manowar drinking game with whiskey, and die fast.

post by posbleak

at Jul 5,2011 1:02pm

Make a long noose out of piano wire, secure one end to the building and tie the noose around your neck. Apply Superglue to palms, press them to the sides of your head and let the glue dry. Jump. Surprise!

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 5,2011 1:08pm

Heads up!

post by frankovhell at Jul 5,2011 1:10pm

week long opiate/drug bindge culminating in heroin OD.

post by hauptpflucker

at Jul 5,2011 1:13pm

Helmetless motorcycle accident at helmet law protest.

post by KEVORD

at Jul 5,2011 1:36pm

Join Candy Striper Death Orgy = Dead to the world.

post by Mutis

at Jul 5,2011 1:37pm

take some muthafuckas down with me

post by Lamp nli at Jul 5,2011 2:23pm

Eat a meal of chili and super chlorinated pool water and fart myself to death in an airtight closet

post by amorok666 at Jul 5,2011 2:44pm

post by SLAAAAG at Jul 5,2011 3:41pm

Killing yourself is seriously the biggest cop-out ever. You'll be the biggest pussy i've never known.

post by SLAAAAG at Jul 5,2011 3:46pm

In all seriousness, why kill yourself?

post by Boozegood at Jul 5,2011 3:54pm

I didn't think RTTP could wish it was 4Chan any more than now.

"LoloLoLlOL AN HERO NOW DO IT FAGggGOTTt!!1one!'

post by Boozegood at Jul 5,2011 3:56pm

Also: newfags can't triforce.

Also: #fortune in namefield.

post by Boozegood at Jul 5,2011 3:58pm

Seriously though, if you have a 1911 with ammo and want to kill yourself, what is the question here?

post by Mutis

at Jul 5,2011 4:10pm

Only frisbee seppuku is real.

post by NLI at Jul 5,2011 4:38pm

SLAAAAG said	[orig][quote]
In all seriousness, why kill yourself?

you ever have a feeling that you just cant let go of? something you cant stop thinkg about, that bothers you to no end. it plagues your life, makes you miserable and all you want is for it to stop? well i want it to stop

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 5,2011 4:40pm

this is why there is drugs and booze.

post by largefreakatzero at Jul 5,2011 4:58pm

Boozegood said	[orig][quote]
Seriously though, if you have a 1911 with ammo and want to kill yourself, what is the question here?

Hey, I want that 1911 after he's done.

post by Yeti at Jul 5,2011 5:06pm

DO IT! DO IT FUCKER! BRING ME THE GUN, I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT FOR YA!!

post by BALLSACKKICKER at Jul 5,2011 7:50pm

JACKHAMMER STR8 TO FACE DO IT

post by burnsy at Jul 5,2011 8:03pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
DO IT! DO IT FUCKER! BRING ME THE GUN, I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT FOR YA!!

Is it bad that I know this reference? Methinks probably.

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
DO IT! DO IT FUCKER! BRING ME THE GUN, I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT FOR YA!!

Is it bad that I know this reference? Methinks probably.

Ugh, me too.

post by thirdknuckle

at Jul 5,2011 11:09pm

Well people look and people stare
Well I don't think that I even care
You work your life away and what do they give?
You're only killing yourself to live
Killing yourself to live
Killing yourself to live

Just take a look around you what do you see
Pain, suffering, and misery
It's not the way that the world was meant
It's a pity you don't understand
Killing yourself to live
Killing yourself to live

I'm telling you
Believe in me
Nobody else will tell you
Open your eyes
And see the lies, oh yeah

You think I'm crazy and baby
I know that it's true
Before that you know it I think
That you'll go crazy too

I don't know if I'm up or down
Whether black is white or blue is brown
The colors of my life are all different somehow
Little boy blue's a big girl now

So you think it's me who's strange
But you've never had to make the change
Never give your trust away
You'll end up paying till your dying day

post by LPCustom at Jul 5,2011 11:29pm

Listen to Blessed Offal for 2 entire songs.

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Jul 6,2011 1:21am

Confront an alligator, let it eat you raw.

post by nekronaut

at Jul 6,2011 1:24am

MarkFuckingRichards said	[orig][quote]
String cheese incident.

post by GUYnli at Jul 6,2011 9:34am

DIAL 1-800 CYANIDE LINE

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Jul 6,2011 9:55am

Get some LSD or a drink from the bar, get behind the wheel and crash the car.

post by the_reverend

at Jul 6,2011 9:55am

obv, AIDS from tons of unprotected sex, duh.

post by NLI at Jul 6,2011 10:32am

post by Yeti at Jul 6,2011 10:35am

dumb thread is dumb.

post by Boozegood at Jul 6,2011 10:36am edited Jul 6,2011 10:38am

EDIT.

post by Boozegood at Jul 6,2011 10:37am

Better idea: Pretend you are a journalist, get a ticket to Libya, join the rebels, and die fighting.

post by The_Rooster

at Jul 6,2011 11:31am

I would make it a pay-to-play event. Whoever sells the most tickets gets to pull the trigger.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 6,2011 1:00pm

Drugs and skydiving.

With my family history, if butt cancer doesn't kill me, I'll live to a hundred and my brain will start to rot. Which is worse than death from where I'm standing, so I've been planning this since I was a kid. Once I start forgetting which ninja turtle is which or how many hit dice ogres have or whatever, it's flying Hunter S. Thompson time.

post by the_reverend

at Jul 6,2011 2:37pm

bennyhillifier

post by largefreakatzero at Jul 6,2011 2:40pm

Fuckin' squirrels, how do they work?

post by The_Rooster

at Jul 6,2011 2:58pm

the_reverend said	[orig][quote]
bennyhillifier

good story.

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