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returntothepit >> discuss >> About 5 tornadoes touch down in Ma. by Skinsandwich on Jun 1,2011 5:34pm
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toggletoggle post by Skinsandwich at Jun 1,2011 5:34pm
We are the Oklahoma of the northeast.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 1,2011 5:41pm
"TWC reports cars overturned on I-84 in Sturbridge due to a confirmed tornado."

This is weird.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 1,2011 5:44pm
Tornado touches down in Springfield. Massive damage.
Town doesn't look any different.



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Jun 1,2011 5:47pm
Holy shit dude. FIRST NEW YORK NOW US. SHIT JUST GOT REAL



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2011 5:48pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
Tornado touches down in Springfield. Massive damage.
Town looks vastly improved.


Fixed.



toggletoggle post by Skinsandwich at Jun 1,2011 5:51pm
Springfield has suffered some catastrophic anal.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 1,2011 5:52pm
A swimming pool formed in my basement in about 5 minutes. Wet vac battle in full effect.



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedin at Jun 1,2011 5:55pm
Facebook status. You did one.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2011 5:56pm
Didn't we all?



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedin at Jun 1,2011 6:02pm
Not me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 1,2011 6:08pm
bahahahhaha



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at Jun 1,2011 6:08pm
2 kvlt 2 klvt 2 quit



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 1,2011 6:14pm
nekronautloggedin said[orig][quote]
Not me.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 1,2011 6:16pm
nekronautloggedin said[orig][quote]
Facebook status. You did one.

I wanted the NEBM page to know I couldnt hold the ritual in my basement on Friday. The robes and Microwave popcorn are soaked



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 1,2011 6:22pm
TWCBreaking‎ #Tornado still on ground near Milford, MA. TAKE COVER in Norfolk, S. Walpole, Walpole.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 1,2011 6:28pm
LOL...loving all the videos on youtube with swear-spewing Massholes who have no fucking idea what to do when a tornado is coming.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 1,2011 6:38pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 1,2011 6:42pm
Apparently there was one in Millbury a couple miles from my house but we barely got hail so I don't necessarily believe it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 1,2011 6:49pm
They're not even category 1. But still cool, regardless.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAGG nli at Jun 1,2011 6:50pm
I love the fear mongering. This shit is retarded.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 1,2011 6:58pm
I dont see how "get in your basement becausd there is a tornado down the street" is fear mongering.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 1,2011 8:57pm
HANG UP CURTAINS

GET A DOG



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jun 1,2011 9:14pm
Pam, those videos were awesome. Me and the missus watched em both twice. "DRIVE! FUCKING RETAHD!" HAHAHA


I love how people don't notice we have a nuclear plant here til Japan melts, and no one notices we get tornadoes in New England until after there's a few killer ones in the news elsewhere.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 1,2011 9:25pm
HAARP.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 1,2011 9:38pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
Pam, those videos were awesome. Me and the missus watched em both twice. "DRIVE! FUCKING RETAHD!" HAHAHA


Thank Twitter's "tornado" feed for those gems. So hilarious.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 1,2011 9:39pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
HAARP.


Doubtful.



toggletoggle post by deathchick   at Jun 1,2011 10:06pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
HAARP.

likely



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 1,2011 10:10pm
pam said[orig][quote]
LOL...loving all the videos on youtube with swear-spewing Massholes who have no fucking idea what to do when a tornado is coming.


Yes!! One of the guys in the first video you posted sounded like Yeti. At first, I was like, "No way!", but then I was like, "Oh. It's not really Scaphism caught in a tornado.", and then I was like .



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jun 1,2011 10:15pm
Holy vagina-fest thread, batman!


How has Rich Horror not scared all you girls off yet?




toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 1,2011 10:18pm edited Jun 1,2011 10:19pm


HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LADIES



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 1,2011 10:28pm
deathchick said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
HAARP.

likely


I really don't think that, if HAARP is even able to manipulate weather on such a specific scale, they would want to experiment with tornados in Springfield. Unless they have been to Springfield before.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 1,2011 10:45pm
Here is a good one... not a tornado, but yeah... Go Worcester!



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 1,2011 10:49pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
How has Rich Horror not scared all you girls off yet?


I'm old and married and lame now. It's time for a new generation of sociopaths to take up my mantle.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 1,2011 10:58pm
Oh, man... I just found a video from some whacko jesus freak using the storm to gain more followers. Apparently, the tornadoes are evidence of "God's wrath".



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 2,2011 12:03am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Yes!! One of the guys in the first video you posted sounded like Yeti. At first, I was like, "No way!", but then I was like, "Oh. It's not really Scaphism caught in a tornado.", and then I was like .


On one hand I'm glad my friends are OK, on the other hand I'm bummed there's not going to be a song about a tornado getting raped.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 2,2011 12:11am
It's sentences like those that make me wish I still had photoshop.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 2,2011 7:55am
pam said[orig][quote]
LOL...loving all the videos on youtube with swear-spewing Massholes who have no fucking idea what to do when a tornado is coming.



bennyhillifier


"Dude, I dunno"
"Dude, I-I-I dunno"
"Dude, I really dunno"

I need to move away far.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 2,2011 9:17am
one of my friend's wife's cars



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Jun 2,2011 9:42am
There is a crap load of damage out here in wMass. As for mass-holes not knowing what to do when there's a tornado, I suppose it's a lot like those silly southerners canceling school for a week when there's an inch of snow.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 2,2011 10:32am
LOL@ people on ATS saying that tornadoes in MA are impossible and calling me a liar when I tell them I've lived in Worcester my whole life and that tornadoes/tornado warnings are not entirely uncommon. There's at least 5 storms in the state every year with tornado watches associated with them.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 2,2011 10:34am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
HAARP A DARP.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 2,2011 10:37am
"Conspiracy theorists claim that HAALP was responsible for the wdespread clusterfuck."



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 2,2011 10:40am
http://www.worcestermass.com/places/tornado.shtml

stories from a bunch of people that were in the '53 worcester tornado that didn't happen. destroyed the area i live now.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 2,2011 10:43am
LOL -

william collins - Report this comment
My memory of the tornado is very clear, I was working in a gas station on West Boylston St. That morning, a customer�s car, which I serviced among other things, filled his gas tank to the top. About an hour after the storm had past, this gentleman came walking into the gas station and said to me in a very nervous voice, � Hi Bill, I guess you didn't have time to pick up my car this morning and service it as you had promised?� I replied to Mr.----, � I did. I changed the oil, greased it, washed it, filled the gas tank, and then delivered it to your home on Asumption Ct.� He replied, � Bill, I know you to be an honest man but how do you explain that my car won't start and the gas gauge reads empty?� I took my costumer in our service truck and after navigating around a lot of debris by Diamond Match Lumber Co., and past what was left of Asumtion College, we turned into Asumtion Ct. The six decker on the corner had lost the whole top floor. We walked the rest of the way and came to my customer�s home, which was also in bad shape. His car was still setting in the spot where I had parked it. I got in turned on the ignition and tried to start the car. The engine turned over but would not start. I took a small amount of gas from a gas can that I had in back of the truck, and poured some into the carburetor. I tried again to start his car; it started right up but only ran for a few seconds, I tried once more with the same results. I then looked at the gas gauge and it showed empty. But how can this be I had put 12 gallons in the tank less than an hour ago. I then proceeded to check the car all over. The gas tank was sound and no leaks, He also had a Locking Gas Cap that was still on and in good coundition. I proceeded to check the gas line but that was OK. I then made sure the carburetor was OK. After a complete once over, I then put the remaining gas from my gas can into his car, then turned on the ignition and stepped on the starter. The engine started right away and ran perfect, the gas gauge registered a little over a quarter of a tank. I know that I had filled this tank around 4 o�clock before I had delivered it, had put the locking gas cap on. SO WHERE DID THE GAS GO, did that tornado suck the gas though the vent pipe on the gas tank??? If anyone has an idea please let me hear from you. I'm 75 years old now, and would love to know the solution before I pass into the great beyond.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 2,2011 10:44am
guy's been trying to find that gas his whole life.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 2,2011 2:32pm
Don't tell that guy I ciphened his tank, OK? I don't think he'll have a sense of humor about it...



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jun 3,2011 12:41am
There are pictures of storm damage in the local paper in Albany and holy shit I didnt realize it was this bad. I was figuring like F1 class damage with some down trees and power lines. Didnt expect to see entire buildings gone and whole neighborhoods devastated.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Jun 3,2011 1:13am
My friends in Sturbridge had two tornadoes land within 100 yards of their house, totally awesome.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 3,2011 9:52am
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
Holy vagina-fest thread, batman!

How has Rich Horror not scared all you girls off yet?



You guys are never getting rid of me.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 3,2011 10:33am
the day you leave RTTP for any other reason than a catastrophic Earth event is the day we walk to your location and drag you back kicking and screaming.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 3,2011 10:39am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
the day you leave RTTP for any other reason than a catastrophic Earth event is the day we walk to your location and drag you back kicking and screaming.


I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOOOOU



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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 3,2011 7:27pm
YOU GOT over 1 billion SERVED



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at Jun 3,2011 8:07pm
Bostonglobe has sick pix bros



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