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returntothepit >> discuss >> Don't you all know its a privilege to be allowed to play Ralphs by the truth on May 24,2011 9:07pm
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toggletoggle post by the truth at May 24,2011 9:07pm
Don't you all know its a privilege to be allowed to play Ralphs? Didnt you know this. Didnt you know its a privilege to be metal as fuck and get burned by labels that pay you in copies of your own CD? DIdnt you know that? Didnt you know its a privilege to be in a buddy buddy scene where you are willing to be subjected to SUNN O))))) and there hipster fans as greg anderson and steve o malley make a fortune to pluck a string or two and walk away from the guitars as the noise rings out for hours? didnt you know it was a privilege to be in the audience and pay 40 bucks for the vinyl just because they hired atilla and other under paid guests so that way greg anderson and mister o malley could buy houses on your tab? Didnt you know this? Didnt you know everytime your kult as fuck band plays out live and you play for free that you are being metal as fuck too? Didnt you know that when you claim you are a metal band you are degrading yourself? Didnt you know that black metal and all these other forms never over threw Christianity as promised, it only sold cds instead? Didnt you all know Varg only killed Euronymous because he wasnt getting enough attention as a band because he was a solo one man band? Didnt you know he tried to make it seem deeper than it was so he could gain some attention? Didnt you know when you say metal influenced you that you are a puppet and that you are following losers, and self righteous hipsters, phonies, and other scenesters? DIdnt you know that all these metal as fuck fags and other trash talking bands wont play with anyone they consider better than themselves or that are different because they dont want to look bad? Didnt you guys know all of this stuff already? DIdnt you all know Black was doing cocaine during all his sunn performances with all the money you guys gave him because he plucked a string and hired some super star and followed the same money making scam that greg anderson and probot did? Didn't you all know this? Didnt you all i know its a privilege to pay metal maniacs to feature your metal band in a metal magazine?

-Stay tuned, more behind the scenes reminders coming soon



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 24,2011 9:10pm
omg u blew my mind



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 24,2011 9:49pm
Did you know that my balls are swollen to the size of tennis balls and I need your wisdom to manifest in hand form to relieve me?



toggletoggle post by Yo at May 24,2011 10:40pm
he jelly.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 24,2011 10:44pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 24,2011 11:34pm



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at May 25,2011 10:17am
the%20truth said[orig][quote]
Didnt you know its a privilege to be in a buddy buddy scene where you are willing to be subjected to SUNN O))))) and there hipster fans as greg anderson and steve o malley make a fortune to pluck a string or two and walk away from the guitars as the noise rings out for hours?


Seriously?! I gotta start getting out to Worcester more often.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 25,2011 10:18am
tl;dr



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 25,2011 10:22am
It was definitely a privilege to share the stage with Nocturnal at Ralph's last night. A+ thread.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at May 25,2011 11:25am
holy crap I can't handle the trvth



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 25,2011 11:28am
Did your dad eat your dad?



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