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returntothepit >> discuss >> How Much does sex with your girlfriend cost? by the_reverend on May 24,2004 1:19pm
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toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at May 24,2004 1:24pm
$4:42
Counting all that crap it still should be considered free becuase she isnt a drag to hang out with. She would probably be pissed and or think it was that website was shitty if she saw it



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 24,2004 1:24pm
$615



toggletoggle post by baneofexistence at May 24,2004 1:25pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2004 1:34pm
hahahaha

i've seen this quiz before



toggletoggle post by otto/Wormdr1v3 at May 24,2004 2:10pm
I spend over $1,000. WTF?!? Time to get one of those FleshLights



toggletoggle post by Dread_104  at May 24,2004 4:51pm
i would rather hand over my paycheck and watch "the Bold and the Beautiful" everyday than fuck a flashlight.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 4:53pm
if succubus filled this out, since she's my sugar momma, I'm sure it would be huge $$ per bang bang



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2004 5:02pm
you know i'm seeing everyone post amounts...and i think between the both of us we spend over $1000 on holidays alone
hahaha
funny we were talking about this yesterday...what were you saying about $100-200 per weekend?
and yep i spent $1000 in a couple of weeks on my honey
but he was my sugar daddy before i was his sugar momma!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at May 24,2004 5:55pm
and my results were............ oh yea, i don't have a girlfriend




toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 24,2004 7:20pm


$11.068376068376068

i'm not sure if i'm paying too much to have sex with my girlfriend or not...oh well






toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 7:26pm
I typed in some numbers and it's $1031
probably not the most accurate.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 24,2004 7:28pm
haha, that's classy.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2004 7:29pm
hahahaha that's for every time we have sex

damn i'm good!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 7:29pm
yeah she is



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2004 7:30pm edited May 24,2004 7:30pm
wait a minute...that makes no sense..you don't make THAT much $



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 7:33pm
no, we aim 24-7
and you make me watch 3s company marathons



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2004 7:36pm
yeesh i watch a ton of crap i don't wanna this week was an exception because i was sick



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 7:44pm
you can bump it up on the "How many hours do you spend watching TV shows with her you would rather not watch (per week):"
man, I make you watch the worst shows for girls.
no sex in the city, it's all science channel & simpsons.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 7:47pm
I just redid it and it's $1052 per bang!
geeeeeeeeeesus cccchhhhhrist!

though they don't have an "ass-sex" or "bj" calculator.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2004 7:48pm
i don't mind simpsons,...but you watch stuff on the comedy channel i don't like and you OD on science sometimes
i usually let you pick what we watch anyhow



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 7:52pm
ok, I just re-recalculated seeing as I guess I hump 2x more than I thought.
$458 per bang... that's more affortable, but it's still a lot per week.
I could get myself a jag for that $$, what.. make that 2 jags...
wait, jaguars are only $770/mo....

looks like I'm getting a whole fleet of them.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 7:54pm
er.. I mean I could... but then I wouldn't be getting laid.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2004 7:59pm
that makes mre sense given the frequency of bunny rabbits mating



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at May 24,2004 8:06pm
sex costs me 600 a month not including going out and her weed . she's been out of work for a while now....but i have good sex,dinner ,laundry. and a semi clean house so it works out i guess



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2004 8:11pm
um.. that's under 'entertainment' I believe.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at May 24,2004 8:22pm
lol



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