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returntothepit >> discuss >> China hates time travel by Alexecutioner on Apr 15,2011 11:58am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2011 12:13pm
it's because they don't want to tell us what the dropa stones are.

http://www.crystalinks.com/dropa.html



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 15,2011 12:20pm



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 15,2011 3:12pm
wait so no more bill and ted in china?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 15,2011 3:20pm



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Apr 15,2011 3:25pm
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
wait so no more bill and ted in china?


China is banning time travel as payback for Bill and Ted's alliance with Genghis Khan.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 15,2011 3:26pm
hahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 15,2011 3:27pm
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
wait so no more bill and ted in china?


China is banning time travel as payback for Bill and Ted's alliance with Genghis Khan.


WIN



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 15,2011 3:27pm
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
wait so no more bill and ted in china?


China is banning time travel as payback for Bill and Ted's alliance with Genghis Khan.





toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 15,2011 4:17pm
pro timecop reference in the comments.



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Apr 15,2011 4:32pm
this means that they have a working time machine and they don't want anybody to find out.



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 15,2011 6:06pm
No moa Meesta Meekfry! Onry "Futua to za Futua" now!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 15,2011 6:17pm
what the fuck does China have against Futurama? dicks...



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Apr 15,2011 6:27pm
thats because they already have time travel...I mean it is the year 4709 already in china



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 15,2011 7:17pm
BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH THE 3 SHELLS?!?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 15,2011 7:19pm edited Apr 15,2011 7:19pm
ancient%20master said[orig][quote]
thats because they already have time travel...I mean it is the year 4709 already in china



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 15,2011 7:23pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
what the fuck does China have against Futurama? dicks...


Amy Wong recently found to be the purveyor of a widespread futuristic opium and bukkakke den.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Apr 15,2011 10:02pm
Hey there Mr. Brainiac,

It seems that you are trying to do some time traveling. If you didn't know, time traveling won't be invented until 2052. And at that point, all that we will do with it is use it to get rid of a huge lump of garbage. It seems we didn't learn anything by 2052 either. Once the garbage thing blows up in our face, no one touches time traveling until the 2070's where they use it as a new drug to trip out (they call it timing out, dude-bro). How do I know all this? Well, future me (who came back to stop me from selling rttp in 2006 for $120), after selling return to the pit in 2019, uses the 10's of hundreds of yen to invest in Back to the Pit DUNDUNDUN!!!! A website that specializes in going back in time and shooting old school slam shows from the 80's, 90's, and 2020's.

So... back in 2006, future me (who has a sick ass toupee) came back and stopped me from selling return to the pit solely cause he know that he could get a lot more in the future. I guess that in 2019, the nation of Estonimacancheese started to host a really big political conference that went by the name Return To The Pit. They pay handsomely in their native moneys. Future me at the time made a good decision, but in 2020 with the resurgences of death-slam-mole-people metal… not having www.returntothepit.com, www.returntothepit.tv, www.returntothepit.xxx, or www.returntothepit.piss was a terrible blow to future the Reverend. Thankfully, for crab-people-gore-grind in the 2030’s, future the Reverend started a skynet flickr page to post his holograph pictures. 2 Terrapixel, 3D crab people balls? And they are rocking out? Sign me up! .

That brings us to the 2040’s when the future the Reverend was frozen in an accident in carbonite. Where he lays until 2072 when they find out how to cure the disease that he was inflicted with, a space-plane poop drop to the head. Once re-alive, the future the Reverend, goes back hard at work, opening up Nabisco/AOL Keyword Back to the Pit and history was re-made.

But I digress. This concert hasn't happened yet. If it's going to happen, I'm sure it will be f'n bitching. I mean seriously... that band that is play is going to be so good. They are wicked innovative and progressive. Is this show on the events page? Don't be an asshole and add it.

Now, I would like to thank Skynet and our gracious alien over lords for allowing .02% of the population continue living on the last spot with grass left on the planet, New Jersey.

The [current] the Reverend.



toggletoggle post by snarlingmule   at Apr 16,2011 1:04am


great...just great.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 18,2011 7:34am
timma said[orig][quote]
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
what the fuck does China have against Futurama? dicks...


Amy Wong recently found to be the purveyor of a widespread futuristic opium and bukkakke den.


HOT



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Apr 18,2011 7:59am
John Titor would not agree with China's stance on time travel

http://www.johntitor.com/



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Apr 18,2011 8:27am



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Apr 19,2011 2:50am
GREAT SCOTT!!! THAT'S BOGUS!!!



toggletoggle post by snarlingmule   at Apr 26,2011 12:29am
boom stick.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Apr 26,2011 12:33am
Looks like someone frappa dickie wrong time. And thread title should be corrected to "Time Traver"



toggletoggle post by snarlingmule   at Apr 29,2011 3:37am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 26,2011 10:31am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 26,2011 11:11am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ancient%20master said[orig][quote]
thats because they already have time travel...I mean it is the year 4709 already in china



bennyhillifier


fucking beat me to it



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 26,2011 12:50pm
that's because I'M FROM THE FUTURE



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jul 26,2011 12:52pm
video has been viacom'd



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