ok all you returners of the pit. Its time to put our thinking caps on and see how many clever variations for band names we can come up with. I'll help get the ball rolling. <br> <br>note: this is good clean fun, no serious offense should be taken. <br> <br> <br>Examples: <br> <br>Eyes Like Autumn = <br> guys on bottom <br> guys into sodom <br> <br>Halo suffocation machine: <br> play-doh defication charlie sheen <br> gaylo defication in tight jeans <br> <br>Between two thieves: <br> between two steves <br> between two cheeks

how bout <br>tears of avarel: <br>f.ags of haverhill

The:enclitic = <br> <br>scene shit-lick

Letters From The Dead = <br>Lettuce From The Head <br> <br>In Dire Need= <br>Rosstrosity <br>

it's not very funny, <br>but I was walking through the mall of new hampshire, wearing a NILE hoodie and someone said "nice Nike sweatshirt". <br>to which, I showed my nike shoosh-stika <br>w00t <br><a href="http://www.nile-catacombs.com/site/merchandise.html" target="_blank">http://www.nile-catacombs.com/site/merchandise.html</a>

<a href="http://www.returntothepit.com/allpictures.php" target="_blank">http://www.returntothepit.com/allpictures.php</a>
<br>well, there's some what of a list of band names,
<br>how bout
<br>
<br>beyond the sixth seal:
<br>Fondle the sick seal<br>
kissed the sick seal

eyes like autumn = <br> <br>guys downhill slalom

why do we need to make bandnames up?
<br>bands do it on their own, look at this list<br><a href="http://www.geminiweb.net/bandnames" target="_blank">http://www.geminiweb.net/bandnames</a>/
<br>sure, rev, it's no metal generator, but it's does have Candy Striper Death Orgy and Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers.

ok here goes nothing... <br>cryptopsy- <br>craptopsy or cunttopless <br>abigor- <br>me eat more <br> <br> <br>

sweet! lets keep this going. <br> <br>in dire need: <br> <br>my pants i've pee'd <br>entirely tweed ( like the fabric) <br> <br>justice theory: <br>Timothy Leary (the college professor circa 1970 that encouraged the use of lsd) <br> <br>ok I'm stretching it now... time to reload

Automata after a fruit binge : <br>Gotta Spattah'

backstabbers= buttstabbers <br>iranah= beer and chalk <br>REd Chord= Pink sword <br>Cannae= terrible, terrible music.

Icarus Falls=I caress balls

Icarus Falls=I caress balls

Cannae = Faglay, Gan I Be Gay, Can of Gays <br>Enclitic = IdLickADick <br>Assuck = Ass Suck <br>Dimmu Borgir = Dimmu Boner <br>Pig Destroyer = Bum Raper <br>Soilwork = Homework <br>The Red Chord = The Red Vagina <br>Children of Bodom = Children With Boners <br> <br>and any band with 'The' at the beginning = The Boners

letters from the dead = lettuce from the bread <br>upon crimson wings = upon chicken wings <br>internal bleeding = caniborrowafeeling <br>in dire need = Slowly We Ross

This thread is funny, let's bring it back

Cradle of filth: cradle of friest
Dimmu borgir: Dimmu burger
Children of bodom: Children of boredom

black my heart - black my asshole

deicide (crap) - do decide

isis - as is

pig destroyer - cop killer

soilient green - toilets clean

Blind Guardian - Fine Accordian
Six Feet Under - Six Years Over
Opeth - Moped
The Kovenant - The Coughing Ant
Dissector - Dissection

Pantera - Panteribble
Evergrey - Always gay
Nevermore - Always bore

A Life Once Lost - A Loaf Once Lost
Black My Heart - Lap my Fart
Children of Bodom - Children of Sodom
Terminally Your Aborted Ghost - Cinnomly, your buttered toast
the:enclitic : man lick dick

Children of scrotum

Damn it attend, I was just about to use Children Of Sodom. Oh well, life goes on I guess. Or does it??...

I'd like to point out that I thought Fine Accordian and Six Years Over were pretty funny...

raising kubrick:
blazing poopdick
rubicks cubrick
waiting goostick

my favorite:
Ascendancy - ass 'n dance candy

That needed to be said. I was waiting for it for too long.

Immortal = Clitoral
Mayhem = Gayham
Zyklon = Dykeschlong

Atreyu = Agayjew
From Autumn to Ashes = From Scrotum to Asses

Hahahaha, those two are the best so far.

thats because they fit with actual theme of the band ;)

hahaha, no I think it is more because of how Southpark-esque they are.