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returntothepit >> discuss >> EXTREMELY IMPORTANT OK by Inspection Officer on Apr 10,2011 4:48pm
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toggletoggle post by Inspection Officer at Apr 10,2011 4:48pm
sir,

I am Mr. Jack Zellman Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in Hartsfield International Airport Atlanta Georgia. During my recent investigation, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from United Kingdom under ship forwarder was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta and when scanned, it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.) approximately each. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.

On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more than $3 to $4M each and I have instructed that the consignment be kept in our storage house till I finish my investigation with the shipping Company, Courier Dispatch Service Limited a division of Tran Guard Ltd. The details of the consignment included your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box. I presenly back in London on a special sumit, and would like to initiate a proceedure for the release of the consignment.

I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shippers have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, once we are through I will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep, or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But I will share it 30% to you and 70% to me.

I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed for the delivery. But I must get assurance from you concerning my 30% and that the confidentiality of my position must be protected before I will proceed. You should provide your Phone Number full address, name of nearest Airport around and other details or disregard. You can send the required details to me for onward delivery.

All communication must be held extremely confidential. If you assure me of my 30% and agreed with my condition, you should
contact me.

I await to hear from you.
Mr. Jack Zellman
Inspection Officer




toggletoggle post by WAT at Apr 10,2011 4:53pm
WAT?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Apr 10,2011 5:10pm
Subject: Re: Please send me details.
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:43:27 -0800 (PST)
From: JACK ZELLMAN <jackzellman5120@att.net>
To: b@poemvidz.com

Thanks for your response,

Like I told you on my first mail. You have to assure me of my
percentage because as soon as I finish with the arrangement, I will be
flying to your local airport with the Boxes to avoid any stress on
transit till I get to you for delivery and sharing of the funds as
agreed.

You can call me on this phone 912-275-5974. Please all our
communication on phone should be brief because I don't want any of my
colleagues to suspect me as you know that I am still in active service.

Though, I know that we don't supposed to do this as we supposed to
declare the content of the boxes and return the money to UN Office but
due to my financial situation now I have no other option than to do it
to save my future and the future of my family.

You have to act fast in sending the requested information's like,
full address and the name of the nearest Airport to me also a full
Guarantee of my Share to me because I will finalize every arrangement
before 2 hours today and I will board a flight and proceed to meet you
with the boxes.

Please, I don't want to deal with any other person or party on this
transaction because I have to protect my legitimate service with United
Nation.

As soon as I conclude all arrangement today, I will send my flight
schedule and a copy of my ID to you for facial identification upon my
arrival at your local airport

Waiting to hear from you.

Jack



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Apr 10,2011 5:11pm



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 10,2011 7:26pm
Totally legit.



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Apr 10,2011 7:34pm
Insist on a rectal exam.



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