i'm at the store buying cigs and beer. I walk out unwrapping said cigs, and black chicks goes "you have a cigarette?"
me: "yes" keeps walking
black chick: ebonics i can't understand then "you'd fuck me white boy"
me: I stop "lady i'd Dahmer your mudflaps" wink and enter my car.
Black chick: ebonic nonsense to entertain the herd she was with. "oh no he didn't"s and such
didn't seem so funny at the time, because i really had to take a dump. After the dumpening i really couldn't stop laughing. The whole altercation makes no fucking sense.
