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returntothepit >> discuss >> kill yourself if your band is retardedly named: by shitzburg on Apr 2,2011 12:29pm
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toggletoggle post by shitzburg at Apr 2,2011 12:29pm
wormrot
old growth (as in what? and old boil on your shin?)
candy striper death orgy (obvious name generator)
worm wood
hive smasher (fucking stupid)
skull tabogin
sexcrement
you get my point just kill yourself



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Apr 2,2011 12:33pm
hyeo
taste of sliver



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Apr 2,2011 12:36pm
Yawn. What an uninspiring troll thread.



toggletoggle post by SungwooAVERSED at Apr 2,2011 12:38pm
well...i get what you mean. i don't like band names that sound completely dumb but that doesn't ALWAYS mean the music is bad.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 2,2011 1:03pm
we wanted to call ourselves Mudvayne but that name was already taken.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 2,2011 1:08pm
i wish more bands were named after misspelled vegetables.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 2,2011 1:16pm
I actually kinda like Hive Smasher. Also, Blessed Offal is pretty stupid when you think about it.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Apr 2,2011 1:18pm
Hivesmasher makes me think of that Steam game Natural Selection




toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 2,2011 1:33pm
shitzburg said[orig][quote]
tabogin



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 2,2011 1:36pm
I also chuckled at both of these remarks:

FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i wish more bands were named after misspelled vegetables.


aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
we wanted to call ourselves Mudvayne but that name was already taken.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 2,2011 1:41pm
ITT: Hivesmasher changes name to Overkill



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 2,2011 1:51pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
ITT: Hivesmasher changes name to Asian Aaron and the Whiteys



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 2,2011 2:13pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
I actually kinda like Hive Smasher. Also, Blessed Offal is pretty stupid when you think about it.



i think hivesmasher is a sweet name. and agreed, rosstacular. but it sounds cool.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 2,2011 2:41pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
we wanted to call ourselves Pig Destroyer but that name was already taken.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 2,2011 3:08pm
i always thought your name was Hives Masher? boy was i off.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 2,2011 3:14pm
HIV E-Smasher



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 2,2011 3:20pm
Life at Zero: thank fuck they broke up.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 2,2011 3:26pm edited Apr 2,2011 3:27pm
none of you assholes had a band name cool enough to be ripped-off by Justin Beiber...





toggletoggle post by Woah!_NLI! at Apr 2,2011 10:59pm
inb4 Boarcorpse



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Apr 2,2011 11:27pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
ITT: Hivesmasher changes name to Overkill


I'm convinced Overkill doesn't actually exist as anything other than a sticker company that sent my radio station a single jewel case and 300 stickers of their logo.



toggletoggle post by mattnaegleria  at Apr 3,2011 1:17am
naegleria is a stupid name



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toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Apr 3,2011 3:19am
yeah i think Hivesmasher is a pretty awesome name and my opinion is highly valued by everyone on earth and in space.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 3,2011 10:00am
only naming your band after a magic card is real.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 3,2011 10:09am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
only naming your band after a magic card is real.



d00d... lets start a band named Serra Angel! OR Sengir Vampire!


even better... Llanowar Elves!



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 3,2011 10:25am



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 3,2011 10:26am
do a zombie ritual about it, faggot.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 3,2011 10:41am
Tap your mana about it.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Apr 3,2011 10:49am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i wish more bands were named after misspelled vegetables.


Well there goes my side project Tomatu.



toggletoggle post by aegathis  at Apr 3,2011 11:03am
Ive always disliked Coffin Birth as a band name,but I really liked the logo .
I agree with Hive smasher being a cool name, as well as Sexcrement. Clearly more thought went into those names then a great deal of 1-2 word band names out there.



toggletoggle post by theoneTRVEnekronautshaver at Apr 3,2011 11:27am
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
yeah i think Hivesmasher is a pretty awesome name and my opinion is highly valued by everyone on earth and in space.
AGREED



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2011 11:44am
Most band names are stupid. If the music is good, who cares about the name?



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 3,2011 11:55am
i think one of the more retarded band names i have seen recently has got to be "Clever titles have parenthesis"



toggletoggle post by Aaron_michael  at Apr 3,2011 12:10pm edited Apr 3,2011 12:11pm
Years ago, I thought Swans was a faggy band name and never gave the band a chance because if it.
Boy, was I wrong to do so for so long.
Since it seems this thread was a directed bash on my bands name in particular, I'll just leave it at this:
Dont like a bands name? Don't pay attention to it.
Don't like a bands sound?
Don't listen to it.
I think we'll manage without you.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 3,2011 12:29pm edited Apr 3,2011 1:12pm
i agree, if anything the only crime with someone thinking you have a bad band name is that they might be less likely to check you out. never thought Hivesmasher was a bad name, but its definitely their loss if they dont give you a listen as a result



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2011 2:24pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
i think one of the more retarded band names i have seen recently has got to be "Clever titles have parenthesis"
I hate that name too



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Apr 3,2011 2:34pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
i think one of the more retarded band names i have seen recently has got to be "Clever titles have parenthesis"


I was devastated when I found out I missed their set at that show.



toggletoggle post by DaveMaggotCOTDS   at Apr 3,2011 5:23pm
clever titles rules though



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 3,2011 5:37pm
i have nothing against them, but wasnt jumping off my seat to check em out either /shrug



toggletoggle post by DaveMaggotCOTDS   at Apr 3,2011 5:43pm
word word



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Apr 3,2011 5:45pm
DaveMaggotCOTDS said[orig][quote]
clever titles rules though


Maybe they do. Just not my thing.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 3,2011 6:04pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
i agree, if anything the only crime with someone thinking you have a bad band name is that they might be less likely to check you out. never thought Hivesmasher was a bad name, but its definitely their loss if they dont give you a listen as a result


definitely a victim of this myself, but i think most of us are. whenever i browse music blogs for new artists, i generally look for one of two things.

1) awesome band name

2) awesome artwork

you dont have to have either of these to be good, but in a world with a massive flood of music popping up every day, you need something to make you stand out, or i will just as easily move to the next one down the list



toggletoggle post by mutis  at Apr 3,2011 6:11pm
I keep wanting to call it "hive masher". Reminds me of a gun you might find in borderlands.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 4,2011 8:33am
Woah!_NLI! said[orig][quote]
inb4 Boarcorpse

It's ok, We were already 2nd on the worst band names of all time list... ohhh-NOES!!!!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Apr 4,2011 9:53am
mutis said[orig][quote]
I keep wanting to call it "hive masher". Reminds me of a gun you might find in borderlands.


haha yea i found that one too



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 4,2011 10:24am
"Lame" or "stupid" band names don't necessarily bother me, although certain types of band names do. It's hard to explain.... i actually like:
"The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza", but i don't like a lot of the "blank of the blank" names that i see so many of (typically in metalcore). Obviously, what it all comes down to is that people are going to not give you a chance because they don't like your name, or because they heard that you play a style that they don't like, or because you have a band member that was in a band that they don't like... or because you play a lot of shows with a band they don't like, or just because they plain ol aren't interested. These things are unavoidable, and honestly, if you spend too much time worrying about whether or not people will like your band name, you could be missing the point... because if you worry too much about that, are you also worrying too much about whether or not people will like your music? Because personally, i think the best music comes from people that only worry if the music is up to THEIR standards.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 4,2011 10:25am
..but that's all from a guy in a band with a name that lots of people don't like. lolz



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 4,2011 10:29am
a lot of band names are stupid, but that doesn't deter me. it's the really stupid ones that i don't care to pay attention to, like Success Will Write Apocalypse Across the Sky. they might be amazing, but i'll never know.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 4,2011 10:30am
yeah. that one's over the top bad...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 4,2011 11:29am
Shadowsd's post was the best of the thread.



toggletoggle post by snarlingmule   at Apr 4,2011 4:34pm
TheGreatSpaldino said[orig][quote]
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
only naming your band after a magic card is real.



d00d... lets start a band named Serra Angel! OR Sengir Vampire!


even better... Llanowar Elves!


i would go for Maritime Guard, myself.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 4,2011 4:39pm
Check out my new Power Metal project SHIVEN DRAGON



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 4,2011 4:51pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
a lot of band names are stupid, but that doesn't deter me. it's the really stupid ones that i don't care to pay attention to, like Success Will Write Apocalypse Across the Sky. they might be amazing, but i'll never know.
yeah, i think that's my least favorite band name ever. every time i see it, i get annoyed.



toggletoggle post by mattvc at Apr 4,2011 5:42pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Success Will Write Apocalypse Across the Sky.


Wow, that's even worse than Jack Burton Vs David Lo Pan.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Apr 4,2011 6:46pm
Slar and I are staring a Seinfeld based joke/grind band called Lloyd Braun



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 4,2011 6:48pm
I take it you've never heard of Gorey Gibbler... band that uses Seinfeld samples instead of vocals.



toggletoggle post by stupid jerk ass at Apr 4,2011 6:49pm
Seingrind did it



toggletoggle post by stupid jerk ass at Apr 4,2011 6:50pm
No wait, its called gorey gibbler



toggletoggle post by stupid jerk ass at Apr 4,2011 6:51pm
Fuckin lamps



toggletoggle post by stupid jerk ass at Apr 4,2011 6:52pm
georges grind machine = platinum



toggletoggle post by fuck you at Apr 5,2011 8:08pm
kill yourself if your band name is not in english and you're from the states.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Apr 5,2011 8:12pm
fuck%20you said[orig][quote]
kill yourself if your band name is not in english and you're from the states.


FUCK NACHZEHRER.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 5,2011 8:15pm
mattvc said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Success Will Write Apocalypse Across the Sky.


Wow, that's even worse than Jack Burton Vs David Lo Pan.
don't even front like your name isn't incredibly awesome



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Apr 6,2011 4:03pm
Only naming your band after experiences at Starbucks is real.



Pictured: One fuckin' A band.



toggletoggle post by Slymee NLI at Apr 6,2011 5:13pm
fuck%20you said[orig][quote]
kill yourself if your band name is not in english and you're from the states.


^backed^



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 25,2011 1:24am



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