Lately, the sign in front of Ralph's hasn't been moving and blinking. It's just been sitting there, still. Not moving. This is really bothering me. I feel like I'm not at the same place anymore. It's definitely something that has to be fixed.

Get on it, please.

NO U

DO A BUTTON DOWN SHIRT ABOUT IT

what about the lights around the stage?

I like those because they make me think I'm at The Price Is Right

only the sarlacc pit in the parking lot is real

I went shin deep in that fuck head once. So much fun.

i think we all have had several run-in with that particular monster

no parking gansett for you.

dont pahk tha bah in tha cah kehd.

They make me think I'm a palm reader machine at the carnival.