***List of worst band names.***

Ha, I realize some people don't like our name. Shit, blue even told me he thought it was stupid, but the 2nd worst of all? That seems a little extreme. Anyways, the way the person witting it describes what he thinks we must be like is good times.

oh my fuck, colostomy baguette?

"Music from the kids who bought candy cigarettes and then would light them on fire. The name and album cover are so profoundly retarded I feel mildly bad for laughing hysterically at them. I'm certain they had more links in their wallet chains than IQ points."

This is the most accurate description of Boarcorpse ever.

It's missing "needs moar bacon", however.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

it's worse than "My Cell Phone Is Better Than Your Cell Phone"?

I contend that "I Shit On Your Face" is actually one of the best band names ever. This list is false.

Two bands from New England on that list. Not bad.

Somebody has pandas and koalas mixed up...

hahahahahaha

i like #10 Scrotum Rash

they need to be on the Clown Puke/Troll Booger split

List fails; no mention of Chinchilla, let alone Custard.

How was Sodomized by Marsha Brady not on this?

Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy Happy.

The Midget Who Stole God's Map of the Universe is on the list too

definitely not the 2nd worst band name by any means. much worse ones on there.

List is also missing Hell Yeah!

The Spiritual Tornadoes of Columbus, Ohio should be at the top of the list because it made me laugh the hardest for being soooooooo baaaaadddd.

We Have Ears
Hunter S. Floortom

Captain Kirk is an awesome band name...

Tony Danza tap-dance extravaganza?

weekend nachos?

Lich King

This man speaks the truth. Possibly the worst name ever.

i consider this to be excellent press

Impure Wilhelmina is an awful name...is that on there?

They need some An Isle Ate Her. Fo'shizzle.

lucky bastards

How is "the devil wears prada" not on this list

Tom's Soppy Sludgepot anyone?

Seriously? "Texas Faggot" is easily one of the best names I've ever heard.

That list is raviolis

According to the original thread here, Boarcorpse was considered decent by most. There were a select few assholes, whom may have had something to do with this list. And I quote:



and



but most importantly



Who is this mysterious NoodleFace person why don't they post here anymore? This mysterious person decides rip on it, yet his username ain't anything to write home about. GTFO NOODLEFACE




Personally, I think the name is fine, but also liked the Scaevola one you wanted.

show on the doll how you touched her scaevola.

Seriously, it's been almost an hour, and I'm still laughing about "Texas Faggot"

Awesome band name.

"Iwrestledabearonce: I hope you lost"

That's pretty accurate.

hahah, i wish this was my site.

I'm loving "Attack?!?! Blingborg?!?! Attack!" right now

26 Beers is not on this list

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I can't believe nobody's mentioned how awesome Cookie Dingler probably is.

I cant believe they didnt make 1st on the list. False list is false

Wretched Asylum is way worse of a name.

I actually went out and bought a french baguette shortly after reading this list. I wonder if this is some sort of experimental subliminal marketing scam at work....?

On another note... how is it that "Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson" is so low on the list? That name is so fucking cumbersome and unmemorable that I had to check the list 3 times just to get it correct for the sake of this comment.

I'm fairly sure the list is not in order. Or at least I hope it isn't.

I dunno.... the further down the list, the less effort the guy puts into commenting on the band names. But I hope you're right.

Had nothing to do with the list arilol

I can deal with Boarcorpse, I just really liked Ouch.

Ouch was too common of a name, and we felt it would behoove us (that's right, behoove) to change the name since we were changing styles as well.

I do exist, if you want to create some tacky name with corpse in it go ahead. Or you could be original

Spinny 5 & Trashmop or bust

I'm totally ok with this. I know the word "Corpse" is overused in band names, but i think it serves it's purpose well, people seem to have no trouble remembering it. It's the music i really care about....

I didn't even make this thread to "defend" our name, I just thought it was funny that we're on a list with such strange/silly band names.

Psychostick? hello?

The most ironic part of this whole thing is the poster's name on that site is jhendrix110. It sounds like an AOL screen name a 12 year old reject would have picked circa 1995.

GET OFF MY LAWN

how is "Lions Lions" not on here?

From the Managing Editor's column in the Improper Bostonian:

"The most tedious part of the magazine to edit is the Music calendar. The only thing that makes it tolerable is discovering hilarious band names. My two favorites in this issue are: Necronomichrist and Boarcorpse. Best of all is that they’re playing on the same bill. Go smell some Boarcorpse July 23 at the Middle East."

only OUCH is real.

hilarious.