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returntothepit >> discuss >> NASA makes 'astrobiology discovery,' schedules press conference for Thursday to discuss alien life by the_reverend on Nov 30,2010 8:48am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 30,2010 8:48am



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Nov 30,2010 8:56am
Nice.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 30,2010 9:07am
Old news.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 30,2010 9:07am
Psyched.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 30,2010 9:52am
i really hope this isn't a let down.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Nov 30,2010 10:23am edited Nov 30,2010 10:24am
Aril, what news is it specifically if its old news? I'd like to read it.

Anyway, it says the journal is also delaying release of details, which is sort of exciting. That makes me think that whatever they're publishing is relatively obscure, to the rest of their field even. I will be watching.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 30,2010 10:30am
Peter Tagtgren was right all along.



toggletoggle post by Analnomous at Nov 30,2010 12:01pm
It'll probably be the same shit they've been trowing at us. "We found fossilized microbes!"



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Nov 30,2010 12:03pm
I am sure there is something out there, but I doubt this press conference will be anything worh talking about



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 30,2010 12:03pm
maybe they will have something to support the pan-spermia theory. i hope so, because i love that word.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 30,2010 12:24pm
oscarct said[orig][quote]
I am sure there is something out there, but I doubt this press conference will be anything worh talking about


unless you are an astrobiologist



toggletoggle post by Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone at Nov 30,2010 12:34pm
I, for one, welcome our microbe overlords.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 30,2010 12:39pm
HAIL MICROBES



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 30,2010 12:41pm

May they be many-tentacled and rape-minded



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 30,2010 12:46pm



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 30,2010 12:52pm
We know they already revealed themselves to you at the stone formatio in the Hockomock... no need to gloat, James. Mind the fuck.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 30,2010 1:14pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 30,2010 2:20pm
When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory??!



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Nov 30,2010 2:22pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
oscarct said[orig][quote]
I am sure there is something out there, but I doubt this press conference will be anything worh talking about


unless you are an astrobiologist


I am



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Nov 30,2010 2:24pm
Aril, that's the second time you said this was old news- what the hell discovery is this if you already were aware of it?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 30,2010 2:26pm
aril is aware of news before it happens... therefor all news is old news to him. you guys havent figured this out yet?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 30,2010 5:24pm
All news are belong to him.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 30,2010 5:29pm
I thought all news belonged to Huey Lewis?



toggletoggle post by B-rad-ness at Nov 30,2010 5:40pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
I thought all news belonged to Huey Lewis?


MINT



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 30,2010 8:26pm
Hey, I want a new drug.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 30,2010 9:38pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
Aril, that's the second time you said this was old news- what the hell discovery is this if you already were aware of it?


Stop trying to poop on the new meme.

No, but really. There's been some discoveries in the past few weeks. I know they've found oxygen on yet another moon. But it could be another planetary find, close to earth. Also, they're looking into massive amounts of xrays/gamma rays coming from our galaxy's core. Who knows, NASA is a smoke show anyway.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 30,2010 10:09pm
what about like a week ago when they found 2 25,000 light year globs.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 1,2010 7:40am
in b4 discovery that aliens use Linux and are therefore immune to Will Smith's Mac virus



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 1,2010 8:48am





toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Dec 1,2010 11:38pm
This could be about finding evidence of life on Titan. If that's true then it's the most important discovery of all of human history.

My fear is that this could just be about those scientists who found life at the bottom of some stupid lake that is sulfur based, not carbon based. But that announcement was already made and wouldn't make sense for NASA to hold their own press conference for it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 8:57am
this is being announced today right?



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 2,2010 9:03am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
this is being announced today right?


nope... postponed until further notice. BIG BROTHER STRIKES AGAIN.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 9:05am
fuckin gay



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 9:41am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2010 9:52am



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 2,2010 10:03am
i was kidding. it happens at 2pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 10:08am
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
i was keeeeeedding.





toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Dec 2,2010 10:10am
They found life on Mars.




toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 2,2010 10:18am
I'll be in class while this is airing, so someone needs to post a link so I can watch the video when I'm home.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 2,2010 10:40am
it's going to be Omicronians searching for McNeill.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 2,2010 10:42am
Reptilians.



toggletoggle post by LPCustom at Dec 2,2010 12:49pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
They found life on Mars.



This Wins.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2010 1:49pm



toggletoggle post by Kadoog-a-go-go at Dec 2,2010 2:02pm
arsenic-based life forms on Earth.



toggletoggle post by Analnomous at Dec 2,2010 2:03pm
It was just the damn lake based organism.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 2:04pm
lame



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 2,2010 2:05pm
old news



toggletoggle post by Kadoog-a-go-go at Dec 2,2010 2:07pm
this lady's a douchebag.



toggletoggle post by Analnomous at Dec 2,2010 2:07pm
NASA fails again.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 2,2010 2:09pm
Analnomous said[orig][quote]
It was just the damn lake based organism.





toggletoggle post by Kadoog-a-go-go at Dec 2,2010 2:09pm
It is sort of awesome, 'cause it finally proves what we should have assumed in the first place: life on other planets wouldn't need the same shit Earthlings need to survive. Blah.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2010 2:12pm
go thermophiles.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2010 2:12pm
go chemophiles.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2010 2:13pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 2:17pm edited Dec 2,2010 2:18pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
http://www.theonion.com/articles/universe-admits-to-wronging-area-man-his-entire-li,18556/?utm_source=recentnews





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2010 2:17pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 2,2010 2:21pm
Big deal, microbes can live off of poison. Hitler took poison and he is still alive. This is nothing new. yeah, that cunt on the news conference was a cunty cunt that cunts.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Dec 2,2010 3:03pm
Y'all are lame: this is actually pretty damn cool.

Not only does this give us the opportunities to expand our rubric in searching for life but we could possibly create bio-energy differently, process heavy metals at contaminated sites.

And my favorite: create a TRULY sterile environment! if these bacteria can really subsist only on arsenic then it might be possible to engineer organisms and observe their interactions, evolution, whatever... totally independent of most known life, since it wouldn't be able to survive in that environment.

But ya know, still a new discovery. If they still absolutely need some phosphorus then its much less exciting.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 2,2010 3:06pm edited Dec 2,2010 3:07pm
NASA is a smoke show; or rather, to rephrase (assuming you're thinking NASA is a hot chick): NASA likes to blow smoke in the air.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Dec 2,2010 3:06pm
yeah this is one of those discoveries that gets to biology's roots, almost like evolution or DNA. does this bacteria have any fire-shitting relatives?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2010 3:06pm
what strange calories their are in arsenic-phalic bateria.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Dec 2,2010 3:07pm
was in the cold war too BRO.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Dec 2,2010 3:12pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
what strange calories their are in arsenic-phalic bateria.


You win.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 2,2010 4:17pm
Newer studies are showing that organisms that survive in arsenic lakes are more likely to be homosexual.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 2,2010 4:30pm
Man, what a letdALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-ORGANISM



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 2,2010 4:35pm edited Dec 2,2010 4:38pm
Kadoog-a-go-go said[orig][quote]
It is sort of awesome, 'cause it finally proves what we should have assumed in the first place: life on other planets wouldn't need the same shit Earthlings need to survive. Blah.


I hate it when people say there can't be any life on another planet because the atmosphere couldn't support life. Yeah, maybe it can't support human life, but how the fuck would they know what extraterrestrials need to survive?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Dec 2,2010 4:52pm
NASA's geobiologist Pamela Conrad thinks that the discovery is huge and "phenomenal," comparing it to the Star Trek episode in which the Enterprise crew finds Horta, a silicon-based alien life form that can't be detected with tricorders because it wasn't carbon-based. It's like saying that we may be looking for new life in the wrong places with the wrong methods. Indeed, NASA tweeted that this discovery "will change how we search for life elsewhere in the Universe."
http://gizmodo.com/5704158/

star trek wins again.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 4:54pm
shhhh dont let wren know.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2010 4:55pm
this is all just further propoganda to fuel the anti-carbon climate change whore agenda. anything to get their new tax across.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Dec 2,2010 6:16pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
NASA's geobiologist Pamela Conrad thinks that the discovery is huge and "phenomenal," comparing it to the Star Trek episode in which the Enterprise crew finds Horta, a silicon-based alien life form that can't be detected with tricorders because it wasn't carbon-based. It's like saying that we may be looking for new life in the wrong places with the wrong methods. Indeed, NASA tweeted that this discovery "will change how we search for life elsewhere in the Universe."
http://gizmodo.com/5704158/

star trek wins again.


The end of this press conference was nerdtastic, the lead author actually started talking technically about her experimental methods and then this woman busts out the Star Trek.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Dec 2,2010 10:44pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
i really hope this isn't a let down.


sure is NASA in here



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