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returntothepit >> discuss >> HOW TO GET YOUR STUPID COLLEGE BRAT NEIGHBORS TO TURN OFF THEIR MINDLESS HOUSE MUSIC IN FIVE EASY STEPS by sir coughsalot on Nov 27,2010 4:22pm
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toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Nov 27,2010 4:22pm
HOW TO GET YOUR STUPID COLLEGE BRAT NEIGHBORS TO TURN OFF THEIR MINDLESS HOUSE MUSIC IN FIVE EASY STEPS:

Step 1: Rifle through all your old toys and useless crap that you had to buy until you come across that bottle of concentrated stink bomb juice you bought in Salem ten years ago.

Step 2: Find that eye dropper you bought for psychedelic purposes.

Step 3: VERY CAREFULLY empty almost the entire contents of the stink bomb juice into your eyedropper.

Step 4: VERY QUIETLY walk upstairs and empty the entire contents of the very full eyedropper underneath your stupid fucking neighbors front and back door. The guy you bought the stinkbomb juice from told you one or two drops would be sufficient for an entire restaurant to clear out but just to be sure we're giving the neighbors who would've heard you outside their apartment if they weren't blasting retarded bassy thump-thump music at least 3/4's of the bottle.

Step 5: Enjoy the immediate peace and serenity.




toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Nov 27,2010 4:29pm
goodstuff



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Nov 27,2010 4:43pm
why thank you



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Nov 27,2010 4:43pm
and i did it all in my robe and slippers



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 27,2010 4:51pm
You goan git it.



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Nov 27,2010 4:54pm
some guy from the national grid just knocked on my door asking me if i noticed anything because the guy upstairs thought he smelled gas in his apartment



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 27,2010 5:05pm
hahah



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 27,2010 6:02pm
sir%20coughsalot said[orig][quote]
some guy from the national grid just knocked on my door asking me if i noticed anything because the guy upstairs thought he smelled gas in his apartment


win



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Nov 27,2010 6:16pm



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