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returntothepit >> discuss >> FEMALE FRONTED BANDS! by MetallicaGurl on Nov 24,2010 1:38am
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toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 1:38am edited Nov 24,2010 2:44am
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:

*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION

email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 24,2010 1:40am
oh this is going to be a good one...



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 24,2010 1:51am
I play bass and love dio and emperor but I need to know some info about you first, very important

how big are yo boobies, and can I motorboat em?



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 24,2010 1:53am
nevermind

Yellowteeth are a deal breaker for joining a band





toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 24,2010 1:58am
Cryptopsy (newer)!?!?

I actually laughed out loud.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Nov 24,2010 2:19am
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Cryptopsy (newer)


Obvious troll makes troll obvious.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Nov 24,2010 2:25am edited Nov 24,2010 2:25am
And I hereby claim this thread in the name of Van der Graaf Generator.

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 2:25am
???? I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Nov 24,2010 2:26am
This thread. It now pertains exclusively to Van der Graaf Generator.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 24,2010 2:32am
benny hillify that shit.



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 2:33am
This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. Email if interested! K Thnks



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Nov 24,2010 2:35am
Now, now. Van der Graaf Generator will ease your pain.

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 24,2010 2:38am
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. Email if interested! K Thnks


Only the most brutal survive more than a week on RTTP all fall eventually. If you are real you will more than likely be wiser to learn RTTP etiquette on your feet or go to craigslist

TITS OR GTFO

also, Metallica is raviolis.




toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 24,2010 2:38am
CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 2:39am
Um, it would make me feel better if I was taken seriously :/...but cool videos. Added to list of influences.



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 2:42am edited Nov 24,2010 2:43am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. Email if interested! K Thnks


Only the most brutal survive more than a week on RTTP all fall eventually. If you are real you will more than likely be wiser to learn RTTP etiquette on your feet or go to craigslist

TITS OR GTFO

also, Metallica is raviolis.



check pixxx LOL



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 24,2010 2:45am
now that tits have been sacrificed all you need to do is forget everything you know about metal

and accidentally the whole thing



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 24,2010 2:45am
cryptopsy newer speaks to me, bro. i love cryptopsy newer. none so vile was crap CRYPTOPSY NEWER!



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 2:50am
FUCK YEAH!!!!1



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 24,2010 3:01am
Only nightwish and opeth are real

Burzum is an newb

David Myatt



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 3:05am
Opeth IS real! <3



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Nov 24,2010 3:10am edited Nov 24,2010 3:11am
DO A CRYPTOPSY NEWER ABOUT IT, FAGGOT

Oh, and lest I forget...

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2010 3:15am
cool thread bro



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Nov 24,2010 3:24am
I love when this happens



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2010 5:46am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]


David Myatt



toggletoggle post by Slag at Nov 24,2010 6:02am


















toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Nov 24,2010 6:16am
an image of OP's house




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 24,2010 7:52am
NEVAR FORGET




toggletoggle post by blue  at Nov 24,2010 8:23am
As I lay dying + kittie + new cryptopsy + archgoat = recipe for greatness



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2010 8:23am
aw, how cute. putting Emperor with As I Lay Dying and Kittie is a blasphemy punishable by death in 37 countries.



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Nov 24,2010 8:27am
Self-destructing trolls are the raddest and kewl kewlest ever



toggletoggle post by lord worm at Nov 24,2010 8:36am
Cryptopsy newer was only fucking cool when I wore bolo ties you stupid cunt! Send me naked pictures of your dad now!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 24,2010 8:50am
lord%20worm said[orig][quote]
Cryptopsy newer was only fucking cool when I wore bolo ties you stupid cunt! Send me naked pictures of your dad now!


This made me lol.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Nov 24,2010 9:25am
Good thread, bro.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 24,2010 9:33am
Step aside, guys. I'll handle this.

MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:

*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION

email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)


Kill yourself, you fucking whore.



toggletoggle post by SLAG NLI at Nov 24,2010 9:43am
This reeks of a certain BM troll.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 9:44am
needs moar tits



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Nov 24,2010 10:05am
This is for you, honey:



Even trolls need better teeth than that.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 10:23am
thats a shit-eating grin if i've ever seen one



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2010 10:44am
i want to see a band made entirely out of female fronts.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 11:00am



toggletoggle post by bunghole destroyer at Nov 24,2010 11:00am
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:

*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION

email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)



i will join your band if i can make ass smoothies in your shithole and piss in your face



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 24,2010 11:22am
troll aint me



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Nov 24,2010 11:45am edited Nov 24,2010 11:56am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
troll aint me


I thought at first Slag was waiting for us to be accused of being hobby rockers.

Oh, and...

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2010 1:31pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:

*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION

email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)


Madam, please excuse my uncouth colleagues and their barbarous treatment of this thread. I have 10+ years of drumming experience, and I'd love to play in your band. I love Kittie, and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good. If you wouldn't mind sending me some samples of music you have written along with a portfolio of 8x10 nude photographs of you blowing Ratt's Stephen Percy.

Thanks.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 1:33pm
ahahah holy shit.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 24,2010 2:00pm



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 24,2010 3:12pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good


hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 24,2010 3:21pm
Only None So Vile is real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2010 3:23pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Only Born So Vile's shoes are real.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 24,2010 3:23pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.


Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 24,2010 3:25pm
Whenever I see Josh's RTTP name now I think of the time Monica from HBBSI was introducing herself to him and she prounced his name "bornso-ville". Like it was a town. Hi, I'm from Bornsoville.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2010 3:27pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Whenever I see Josh's RTTP name now I think of the time Monica from HBBSI was introducing herself to him and she prounced his name "bornso-ville". Like it was a town. Hi, I'm from Bornsoville.


Flo Mounier of the Upper Bornsoville Mouniers. Charmed.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 24,2010 3:28pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.


Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.


BMF does rule though. It was all downhill from there.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 24,2010 3:42pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:

*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION

email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)


Madam, please excuse my uncouth colleagues and their barbarous treatment of this thread. I have 10+ years of drumming experience, and I'd love to play in your band. I love Kittie, and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good. If you wouldn't mind sending me some samples of music you have written along with a portfolio of 8x10 nude photographs of you blowing Ratt's Stephen Percy.

Thanks.


Nicely done.



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 3:56pm
How can U say that newer Cryptopsy sucks? Sure I like None So Vile too like the rest of you but coming from a band standpoint, they really progressed in their later years. And I don't care what U say, KITTIE FUCKING ROCKS! We're not out to make the next moooooooo mooooooooo mooooooooo death metal grind album. Our music is going to revolutionize metal. Leaders, not followers.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Nov 24,2010 3:57pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Our music is going to revolutionize metal.


aka deathcore



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 3:58pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
moooooooo mooooooooo mooooooooo death metal





toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Nov 24,2010 3:59pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Leaders, not followers.


also I'm the only true Leader here!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Nov 24,2010 4:14pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Only None So Vile is real.


WHISPER SUPREMACY!!!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 24,2010 4:16pm
GRRL POWER!



toggletoggle post by blue  at Nov 24,2010 4:16pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.


Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.


BMF does rule though. It was all downhill from there.


if 'from there' you mean 'after ...and then youll beg,' then yes.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 24,2010 4:18pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
How can U say that newer Cryptopsy sucks? Sure I like None So Vile too like the rest of you but coming from a band standpoint, they really progressed in their later years. And I don't care what U say, KITTIE FUCKING ROCKS! We're not out to make the next moooooooo mooooooooo mooooooooo death metal grind album. Our music is going to revolutionize metal. Leaders, not followers.


New Cryptopsy sounds like generic, over-produced deathcore. The vocalist is terrible. Clearly they are trying to break into the teenage market which means watering down their music terribly and sounding like Beneath the Massacre. Kittie is terrible. There really is nothing else that needs to be said about that. And Revolutionizing metal at this point is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum...there's no way you can win, because just about everything has been done at this point and originality is hard to come by.

All of this added together means that this cannot be a serious thread, at all. Trolling troll is raviolis.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 24,2010 4:21pm
blue said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.


Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.


BMF does rule though. It was all downhill from there.


if 'from there' you mean 'after ...and then youll beg,' then yes.


I like and then you'll beg and whisper supremacy, but they do not add up to BMF or NSV in my opinion. Which is what I mean but downhill. Still good, but not nearly as good.



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 24,2010 4:32pm
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS!!!!!!1 ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND MUSICIANS TO START A BAND WITH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU TEAR IT TO SHREDS WITHOUT EVEN BEGINNING TO HEAR IT! YOU THINK YOUR ALL TOUGH SHIT PUTTING DOWN KITTIE AND CRYPTOPSY WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BANDS? THEY HAVE AN EQUAL PART IN OUR SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR SO SPECIAL AND "KNOWLEDGEABLE" WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO START YOUR OWN FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!! NOT SO EASY HUH???????? AND I'M NOT A WHORE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! JUST COS I LIKE TO SHOW MY TITS DON'T MAKE ME A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THIS, WE'LL SHOW YOU ALL.

Thanks



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 4:38pm
only way i will believe this is a real person is if someone can find me their facebook profile.



toggletoggle post by deathchick   at Nov 24,2010 4:41pm
female fronted awesome multi-styled bands are for posers



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 24,2010 4:53pm
someone slap this broad with a dildo in the face. the dildo should have the words "cryptopsy newer" and "brush your goddamn teeth" running down the sides of the shaft.



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Nov 24,2010 5:04pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
only way i will believe this is a real person is if someone can find me their facebook profile.


Me too



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 24,2010 5:07pm
Only Arch Enemy is femalefronted



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2010 5:48pm
So you DON'T want me to drum for your band??

I'm really good. Just watch my demo video:

bennyhillifier

I'm good with meandering banter too if you need a guy for that.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 24,2010 5:56pm
So if the RttP population is all male and the typical response is "(do this) or you are a pussy" to getting someone to do something, should I say to this girl "Fuck off with your horrible band idea or you are a dick?"



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 5:57pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
So if the RttP population is all male and the typical response is "(do this) or you are a pussy" to getting someone to do something, should I say to this girl "Fuck off with your horrible band idea or you are a dick?"


yes.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 24,2010 5:57pm
dick is bro is also acceptable.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 24,2010 5:58pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS!!!!!!1 ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND MUSICIANS TO START A BAND WITH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU TEAR IT TO SHREDS WITHOUT EVEN BEGINNING TO HEAR IT! YOU THINK YOUR ALL TOUGH SHIT PUTTING DOWN KITTIE AND CRYPTOPSY WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BANDS? THEY HAVE AN EQUAL PART IN OUR SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR SO SPECIAL AND "KNOWLEDGEABLE" WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO START YOUR OWN FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!! NOT SO EASY HUH???????? AND I'M NOT A WHORE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! JUST COS I LIKE TO SHOW MY TITS DON'T MAKE ME A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THIS, WE'LL SHOW YOU ALL.

Thanks


This post confirms fakeness of troll.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 24,2010 8:14pm
deathchick said[orig][quote]
female fronted awesome multi-styled bands are for posers
AND RAVIOLIS!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Nov 24,2010 11:01pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS!!!!!!1 ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND MUSICIANS TO START A BAND WITH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU TEAR IT TO SHREDS WITHOUT EVEN BEGINNING TO HEAR IT! YOU THINK YOUR ALL TOUGH SHIT PUTTING DOWN KITTIE AND CRYPTOPSY WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BANDS? THEY HAVE AN EQUAL PART IN OUR SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR SO SPECIAL AND "KNOWLEDGEABLE" WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO START YOUR OWN FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!! NOT SO EASY HUH???????? AND I'M NOT A WHORE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! JUST COS I LIKE TO SHOW MY TITS DON'T MAKE ME A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THIS, WE'LL SHOW YOU ALL.

Thanks


This post confirms fakeness of troll.


i can't tell if it's that or if she's getting trolled herself.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Nov 24,2010 11:11pm
I'm in the minority here when it comes to Cryptopsy. I can't stand anything they've done.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 25,2010 5:12am
FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!!

new meme is meme



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 25,2010 7:24am
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!


Now I know it's fake.

deathchick said[orig][quote]
female fronted awesome multi-styled bands are for posers


hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 25,2010 8:10am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
aw, how cute. putting Emperor with As I Lay Dying and Kittie is a blasphemy punishable by death in 37 countries.


Agreed.

This troll is boring.



toggletoggle post by mike29 at Nov 25,2010 9:29am
Archgoat and All That Remains???!!!!! This isn't a joke? Really? Only Monarch is real. And Hekseri.



toggletoggle post by Malacandra at Nov 25,2010 12:21pm edited Nov 26,2010 11:31pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:

*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION

email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)


Well, if you don't get your own band together, this band could use a girl like you:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBgvQ360lnY&feature=related

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 25,2010 1:08pm
MetallicaGurl said[orig][quote]
I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!


This just made an unattractive person even less attractive.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 25,2010 6:49pm
please tell me dya or aril or someone got bored and created this troll



toggletoggle post by MetallicaGurl  at Nov 25,2010 8:58pm
yeah that's right.....AN AWESOME FEMALE-FRONTED METAL BAND....obviously this was the WRONG board to ask about this cos you guys have CLOSED MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even you "chicks" make me sick.....treating this like a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'M DONE WITH THIS...GOING NOWHERE AND YOUR NOT HELPING!!!!!! WHEN U SEE MY FEMALE FRONTED BAND TOTALLY KICKING ASS YOULL ALL SEE!!!!!!!!! WHTEVS YOU DON'T MATTER ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!! PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 25,2010 10:13pm
smoke myatt



toggletoggle post by Jerry LOLer at Nov 26,2010 12:06am


Haven't been this hopeless for a boner since I walked in on Gold Dust's kidney dialysis. UGHHH.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 26,2010 3:40pm
ITT: Boring troll or a seriously retarded person who does not know when to give up.

You decide.



toggletoggle post by Hated 4 Lyfe at Nov 26,2010 3:49pm
As I've said before.... you guys on here a bunch of toothless cocksuckers. You get all defensive evertime a girl comes on here with ambitions. My dear, I am not like that. I have a much larger set than these bozos.

We in HATED are actually looking for a new singer! You probably know that we are WORCESTER's FINEST METAL... so you would have to perform at your top level. Contact us @ http://hatedmusic.com/main.htm

HATED 4 LYFE - WORCESTER's FINEST METAL



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Nov 26,2010 3:58pm
Mandatory ''HATED'' tattoo across your tits or you're a penis.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Nov 26,2010 4:06pm
Hated%204%20Lyfe said[orig][quote]
a bunch of toothless cocksuckers


But that's the best kind!



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Nov 26,2010 4:10pm
ITT: posbleak knows what's up



toggletoggle post by Hated 4 Lyfe at Nov 26,2010 4:50pm
Hated%204%20Lyfe said[orig][quote]
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Nov 26,2010 4:58pm
I will straight up rape you



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Nov 26,2010 5:07pm
U A BITCH! GO TO YOUR ROOM WITH NO DESSERT!



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Nov 27,2010 12:13am
mike29 said[orig][quote]
Only Monarch is real.





toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Nov 27,2010 1:18am
Huggs not Druggs.

I knock Kittie like wood.



toggletoggle post by madukes at Nov 27,2010 8:37am
holy crap "metallicawhore" first off, you call yourself a whore, even in an email name, expect people to do the same. second, there is nothing wrong with having your own ambitions and liking music that other people don't. but if your gonna start a band and "kick ass and show us all" er something, then fucking do it already and stop bitching on this thread your wasting your time, but also doing a service by providing entertainment to the masses. so thank you. but stop being such a chic and whining cause people don't take you seriously. it only makes it worse. so if your gonna fucking do it, then do it. just stop fucking whining. and Kittie.... seriously? lolz

tits or gtfo



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 27,2010 9:23am
this bitch can have any guitarist or bass player or drummer if she just posts a picture her of her tits, including face as any nigga can just post tits




toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 27,2010 9:23am
I just noticed this bitches eyes are spaced far apart like oprah, she must be part retard.

the one above not the poster.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 27,2010 9:31am
I appreciate this troll's attempt at revitalizing this message board, but I'm afraid that can't happen. Board went down the toilets in a flash.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 27,2010 9:36am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I appreciate this troll's attempt at revitalizing this message board, but I'm afraid that can't happen. Board went down the toilets in a flash.


You're just mad because you secretly like Crytopsy Newer.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 27,2010 9:44am
No, I'm just mad because Life At Zero doesn't play shows anymore.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 27,2010 10:23am
We're hard at work at our new Loverboy cover project, aptly named Coverboy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 27,2010 12:44pm
"Those are Loverboy lyrics, Er. And Loverboy has always sucked."



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 27,2010 12:56pm
There are no women in metal.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Nov 27,2010 1:47pm
only amy miret and lori from nuclear death are real.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 27,2010 1:47pm
Hated%204%20Lyfe said[orig][quote]


HATED 4 LYFE - WORCESTER's FINEST METAL


lolwut?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 27,2010 1:56pm
pam said[orig][quote]
There are no women in metal.


their job is to ruin it for the men.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 27,2010 2:00pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
There are no women in metal.


their job is to make the men sandwiches and give them blowjobs.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 28,2010 4:33pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
So you DON'T want me to drum for your band??

I'm really good. Just watch my demo video:

bennyhillifier

I'm good with meandering banter too if you need a guy for that.


Uh this isn't you. Stop lying...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 29,2010 7:21am



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Nov 29,2010 11:36am
Hypocrisy newer



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Nov 29,2010 12:57pm
I like how the MetallicaGurl (seriously? are you 16 in 1999?) thinks she's being shit on just for being a girl.

You are not a special fucking flower, RTTP rains feces upon everyone. Especially new people who don't know any better..



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Nov 29,2010 12:57pm
PS: How the fuck has this thread gotten so far without a single mention of Bova and Saint to Sinner?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 29,2010 2:52pm
anonymous said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
So you DON'T want me to drum for your band??

I'm really good. Just watch my demo video:

bennyhillifier

I'm good with meandering banter too if you need a guy for that.


Uh this isn't you. Stop lying...


lol u got me! ^_^

retard.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Nov 29,2010 2:54pm
13 Winters



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