Describe yourself and your ideal match:

Looking for a lovely independent woman who doesn't care about her body and will fight with me back to back against an alien race until the end of the world. You will drink Hot Chocolate even when it is hot out.

I'm a Goddamn American. Goddamn. America.

i also want a man to fight the zombie apocalypse with me.

I don't care about aliens or zombies, I just want my dick sucked once in a while.

....and she has to have a cute adam's apple and hung like a clydesdale----------------------->