For the last time, no you can't bring your faggy little snowboard. You fucked off enough in high school, I don't need you wasting my money on lift tickets and bumming rides off whatever faggot fuck up friends you make in the middle of fucking nowhere, New Hampshire. For your mother's sake I hope you fall off a covered bridge and drown like one of those MIT zipperhead slopes who try to walk across the Charles River when it's not frozen.
