despite what you have heard, shallows and flats has not broken up. however we are doing a bit of lineup changing. we have gotten a new drummer,mark. and our former drummer has left the band via-e mail to pursue being a woman. expect shit to hit fans this feburary.

is this the same mark that was in a sealed envelope?

mAybe im not sure. tall thin kid, red hair, etc.

derek, your penis is small

I heard there was a board game that proved otherwise.
http://www.watchtomhumponline.com/2001/december/31/index0003.html

i got my sex change via-email. i like cocaine.