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returntothepit >> discuss >> I hope the Ravens crush the Jets tonight those cunts! by SkinSandwich on Sep 13,2010 7:21pm
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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 13,2010 7:21pm
I fucking hate Rex Ryan more then any coach in the league. Game is on in 5 minutes! Either I missed it or surprisingly nobody has posted anything about opening NFL week! WTF? Pats were killer yesterday.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Sep 13,2010 7:26pm
I want Ray Lewis to make someone cry tonight.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 13,2010 7:42pm
even though I saw the sports tag, I was hoping this was about real airplanes.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 13,2010 7:56pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
even though I saw the sports tag, I was hoping this was about real airplanes.


Like ravens flying into jet engines and the jet crashes and stuff like that? good times.



toggletoggle post by Ray Lewis at Sep 13,2010 8:07pm
hey niggas we at a line change right now i figure i be tweetin rttp my favorite site to all my niggas haha i hope u like that maaaad tackle nigga gotta go back to the game



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 13,2010 8:44pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
even though I saw the sports tag, I was hoping this was about real airplanes.


Like ravens flying into jet engines and the jet crashes and stuff like that? good times.
exactly.



toggletoggle post by Rex Ryan at Sep 13,2010 8:48pm
Can't wait for McDonalds at the half - don't know if I'll make it 50 seconds! LOL! BTW - what the fuck is Ray Lewis doing here!? No way he digs Opeth like me! Bitch.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 13,2010 9:20pm
If only my TV had a Bennyhillifier. Both teams look like a bunch of monkeys fuckin' a watermelon right now.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Sep 13,2010 10:20pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
If only my TV had a Bennyhillifier. Both teams look like a bunch of monkeys fuckin' a watermelon right now.
WIN



toggletoggle post by BSV at Sep 13,2010 10:34pm
Jets offensive looked fucking atrocious tonight.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 13,2010 10:38pm
I enjoy laughing at the Jets' misfortune.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 13,2010 10:49pm edited Sep 13,2010 10:54pm
i feel like i should be backing Vrabel and Cassel tonite but ...kansas city is number one for Failball.


also HAHA @ dirty sanchez and the jetbacks



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 13,2010 10:50pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Either I missed it or surprisingly nobody has posted anything about opening NFL week! WTF?

EFF U

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=71213



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 13,2010 11:06pm edited Sep 13,2010 11:06pm
although kc is lookin pretty ferocious tonight.... could go either way.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 13,2010 11:13pm
I need 6 more fantasy points from Jamaal Charles for a win....and yes, KC's defense is looking really good



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 13,2010 11:17pm
......buuuuuuuuuuuuut Cassel looks like dogshit



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 13,2010 11:35pm
wow SD apparently has no answer for KC's punt returns.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 14,2010 6:44am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
I need 6 more fantasy points from Jamaal Charles for a win
lost by less than a point........FUCK



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 14,2010 8:06am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Either I missed it or surprisingly nobody has posted anything about opening NFL week! WTF?

EFF U

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=71213


thats it, you and I must throw down! Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm sharp.
Congrats to KC BTW. They pulled off a huge win. Good to see Vrabel flying all over the field again, haha. And the Jets lose was fucking epic. I was hoping Rexy would have a coronary.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 14,2010 8:11am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Either I missed it or surprisingly nobody has posted anything about opening NFL week! WTF?

EFF U

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=71213


thats it, you and I must throw down! Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm sharp.
Congrats to KC BTW. They pulled off a huge win. Good to see Vrabel flying all over the field again, haha. And the Jets lose was fucking epic. I was hoping Rexy would have a coronary.

I just noticed you posted in that thread multiple times LMAO



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 14,2010 8:19am
Both games were good



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 14,2010 9:31am
don't worry about rex. that loss was nothing a goddamn snack couldn't soothe.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 14,2010 9:42am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Either I missed it or surprisingly nobody has posted anything about opening NFL week! WTF?

EFF U

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=71213


thats it, you and I must throw down! Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm sharp.
Congrats to KC BTW. They pulled off a huge win. Good to see Vrabel flying all over the field again, haha. And the Jets lose was fucking epic. I was hoping Rexy would have a coronary.

I just noticed you posted in that thread multiple times LMAO


I live in different dimensions. Morgan Freeman told me it was so.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 14,2010 10:09am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Either I missed it or surprisingly nobody has posted anything about opening NFL week! WTF?

EFF U

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=71213


thats it, you and I must throw down! Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm sharp.
Congrats to KC BTW. They pulled off a huge win. Good to see Vrabel flying all over the field again, haha. And the Jets lose was fucking epic. I was hoping Rexy would have a coronary.

I just noticed you posted in that thread multiple times LMAO


I live in different dimensions. Morgan Freeman told me it was so.
remember, he built the Batmobile



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 14,2010 12:12pm
Monday Night Observations:

- The Jets/Ravens game was so bad it defaulted to good. If either quarterback could do anything right that game could have been a blowout in either direction. Watching Flacco float passes 10 feet over wide open receivers got old real quick. He's still got that loopy college throwing motion that he has to get over. Sanchez, on the other hand, is hopeless. The Ravens secondary is in the worst shape it's ever been in, and he can't even look past his check down receivers. As soon as the Ravens decided to cover Tomlinson sneaking out to the flat, goodbye third down conversions.

- What we saw in this game was 2 opposite ends of terrrrrible offensive coordinating. Schottenheimer (true to his legacy) was more conservative than Trent Lott at a Christian singles picnic. Meanwhile it's 3rd and 1 on a critical drive with the Jets missing their best NT, and the Ravens are calling play actions bombing it out down the field and running posts to the sidelines that Flacco hadn't even come close on all night. At one point it looked like they were throwing it deep just to try and draw more penalties because it was the only way they could move the ball.

- What the hell was with that white dude losing ten yards and almost coughing up a safety on a punt return? I won't even bother looking up his name because he won't be there next Sunday.

- Let's talk about discipline. When a receiver drops a pass it's bad hands, and bad focus. When a receiver catches a pass, looks at the first down marker, and steps out of bounds in front of it... that's bad coaching. When you tell a guy all off season he's in the best secondary ever, and then he can't stop a receiver without koala-bear-ing his arm... that's bad coaching. It's proof positive how much time this off season was spent on discipline and football fundamentals, and how much time was spent flexing in the mirror.

- The Dustin Keller brain fart was a pretty great icing on the cake, but it was really just the last in a series of things that blew up in Rex Ryan's face. He had been bragging all week that he was going to use Braylon Edwards as a special teamer to block kicks, because letting balls bounce off his hands just comes naturally to the guy, and what happens?

- A minute and a half left in the game, the Jets have the ball with 1 time out and all they need is a field goal to win it... and where are the Jets fans??? First game in a new stadium. New team. Celebrity quarterback. Celebrity coach. And what did you see every single time they cut to the crowd... some dink in face paint hanging his head in misery. No Fireman Ed, no Jets fanatics, no nothing. If that had been New England you'd better believe that place would have been electric until the last microsecond of that game. What a pathetic town that deserves a pathetic football team.



toggletoggle post by SAN DIMAS HIGH FOOTBALL RULES! at Sep 14,2010 12:49pm
YEAH BABY! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOOOOTBALL????? WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAH BABY! FOOTBALL!!!!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 14,2010 1:05pm
KRIS JENKINS BLOWS OUT KNEE, OUT FOR THE YEAR:

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/nfl/news/story?id=5571834

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 14,2010 1:08pm
whoops



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 14,2010 1:59pm
I absolutely NEVER like to celebrate an injury to any professional athlete. These guys work hard their entire lives to cultivate their bodies and minds to a craft, and it saddens me when promising players go down even when they play for teams I don't especially enjoy.

EXCEPT when it's the team that laughed and celebrated while their fans partied in the streets over Tom Brady's ACL tear. To me it's unforgivable, and given the way things have turned out since then, the football gods have certainly had their say in what the Jets deserve. Here's to pissing on New York's parade one more time.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 14,2010 2:01pm
Karma's a bitch.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 14,2010 2:07pm
Ryan Grant is out for the year too, which is going to take a big bite out of their status as superbowl favorites.

Buried in news of losing their star running back is the fact that Green Bay gave up 3 sacks in the game, and their offensive line has yet to magically fix itself like Peter King might want you to think.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 14,2010 2:15pm
i don't think grant is as big a loss as people think. he's a solid but unspectacular RB, not particularly fast or skilled . that said, he compliments the passing game and doesn't turn the ball over. brandon jackson isn't a huge dropoff from grant. better to lose grant than jennings, finley, or driver.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 14,2010 3:12pm
broken ankle for Grant I'm guessing?

if so, I knew right away

btw, anyone see him leave the field after that hopping on one leg to the locker room...if I was a member of Green Bay's front office, I'd be pissed off about that...get the man a cart



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 14,2010 3:29pm
I believe it's a high ankle sprain Rustyhowser M.D.

Grant kind of sucked. He'd bust out a 100+ yard game every now and then to give the Packers enough reason to think he's still a feature guy, but they should have been looking for a handcuff for him. They're signing Dimitri Nance (undrafted rookie from AZ State) off the Falcons practice squad.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 14,2010 3:33pm
out for the year with a high ankle sprain...what a pusssssssssssssssss



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 14,2010 3:41pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I absolutely NEVER like to celebrate an injury to any professional athlete. These guys work hard their entire lives to cultivate their bodies and minds to a craft, and it saddens me when promising players go down even when they play for teams I don't especially enjoy.

EXCEPT when it's the team that laughed and celebrated while their fans partied in the streets over Tom Brady's ACL tear. To me it's unforgivable, and given the way things have turned out since then, the football gods have certainly had their say in what the Jets deserve. Here's to pissing on New York's parade one more time.


AMEN



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 14,2010 4:14pm
Maroney was traded...don't know for what yet



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 14,2010 4:26pm
Maroney and a 6th rounder to Denver for a 4th rounder



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 14,2010 4:29pm
i heard the grant injury was a torn ligament in his ankle



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 14,2010 4:30pm
enjoy that thin air, kool-aid man



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 14,2010 4:30pm
ABOUT TIME



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Sep 14,2010 7:11pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Monday Night Observations:

- The Jets/Ravens game was so bad it defaulted to good. If either quarterback could do anything right that game could have been a blowout in either direction. Watching Flacco float passes 10 feet over wide open receivers got old real quick. He's still got that loopy college throwing motion that he has to get over. Sanchez, on the other hand, is hopeless. The Ravens secondary is in the worst shape it's ever been in, and he can't even look past his check down receivers. As soon as the Ravens decided to cover Tomlinson sneaking out to the flat, goodbye third down conversions.

- What we saw in this game was 2 opposite ends of terrrrrible offensive coordinating. Schottenheimer (true to his legacy) was more conservative than Trent Lott at a Christian singles picnic. Meanwhile it's 3rd and 1 on a critical drive with the Jets missing their best NT, and the Ravens are calling play actions bombing it out down the field and running posts to the sidelines that Flacco hadn't even come close on all night. At one point it looked like they were throwing it deep just to try and draw more penalties because it was the only way they could move the ball.

- What the hell was with that white dude losing ten yards and almost coughing up a safety on a punt return? I won't even bother looking up his name because he won't be there next Sunday.

- Let's talk about discipline. When a receiver drops a pass it's bad hands, and bad focus. When a receiver catches a pass, looks at the first down marker, and steps out of bounds in front of it... that's bad coaching. When you tell a guy all off season he's in the best secondary ever, and then he can't stop a receiver without koala-bear-ing his arm... that's bad coaching. It's proof positive how much time this off season was spent on discipline and football fundamentals, and how much time was spent flexing in the mirror.

- The Dustin Keller brain fart was a pretty great icing on the cake, but it was really just the last in a series of things that blew up in Rex Ryan's face. He had been bragging all week that he was going to use Braylon Edwards as a special teamer to block kicks, because letting balls bounce off his hands just comes naturally to the guy, and what happens?

- A minute and a half left in the game, the Jets have the ball with 1 time out and all they need is a field goal to win it... and where are the Jets fans??? First game in a new stadium. New team. Celebrity quarterback. Celebrity coach. And what did you see every single time they cut to the crowd... some dink in face paint hanging his head in misery. No Fireman Ed, no Jets fanatics, no nothing. If that had been New England you'd better believe that place would have been electric until the last microsecond of that game. What a pathetic town that deserves a pathetic football team.

Agreed, including about Kris Jenkings blowing out his knee is perfectly fine to laugh about due to the Jets being classless assholes.
I really think if the Pats game and this game are an indicator of the future, we just might see some funny high scoring shit in the future.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 14,2010 10:16pm
Jets 24
Patriots 20

LULZ....



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 14,2010 10:17pm
now your just being delusional



toggletoggle post by GRAMMAR PORLICE at Sep 14,2010 10:33pm
YOU'RE



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 14,2010 11:15pm
That is where the LULZ came in. Barring any freak injuries this week on the Pats they should handle the jets pretty well.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 15,2010 9:42am
haha at the pace the Jets are going it'll take them half a season to score 24 points.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 16,2010 4:11pm



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 16,2010 4:17pm
looks like the slouch is going to burn revis island



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 16,2010 4:23pm
Last night I had the most realistic simulation of this game because I'm going to miss it. Tecmo Super Bowl for NES predicted the Pats will win by 14.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 16,2010 4:39pm
that's what happens when you don't go through training camp



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 16,2010 5:43pm



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