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returntothepit >> discuss >> Texts from last night (Revisited) by SkinSandwich on Aug 23,2010 10:42am
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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 23,2010 10:42am edited Aug 23,2010 10:50am
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

Site changed a bit. i don't remember if before you could look up area codes, but you can now. Some funny shit as always.

(508) We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?

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you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests


Good times....






toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 10:48am
"(541):
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests"

this is fucking genius. seriously, i luv this idea.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 23,2010 10:49am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
"(541):
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests"

this is fucking genius. seriously, i luv this idea.


Haha, not sure who is a teacher of some sort on here, is it you? If so do this.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 10:55am
Well not in the "teaches groups of kids all at once" sort of way, although i do have drum students who i teach individually. I GOT IT!!! When someone doesn't practice i can send them home with a guitar center flyer with some cheap drum machines highlighted.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Aug 23,2010 11:19am
My uncle teaches mortuary science in CT and has been stapling Walmart applications to failed exams for years.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 11:41am
fucking pure unadulterated genius.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 23,2010 11:51am
Site is so cash.



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