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returntothepit >> discuss >> more lulz at terrible deathcore bands on myspace by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Aug 15,2010 4:39am
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 15,2010 4:39am
http://www.myspace.com/abloodbathinboston

Check out the list of bands they've played with on their page. I guess this is so you know they're awesome. I like the asterisks which indicate that they've played with the band more than once. It's good that they had the foresight to include a little section like this. I almost didn't listen to the music on their page until that I saw that they've played with In Alcatraz 1962 a few times.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Aug 15,2010 9:09am
haha, "played with more than one time"

youve played with ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS more than once? WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO, WANNA BE ON MY RECORD LABEL?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Aug 15,2010 9:39am
They look like a bunch of guys who have no idea what's going on. Except the singer - he's a girl.



toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Aug 15,2010 10:32am
I bet they're from New York. I'm only jealous at one band they've played with. Knock on my all you want but that band is After The Burial.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Aug 15,2010 10:51am
i guess i assumed they were from boston? otherwise why the fuck would they name themselves A Blood Bath In Boston, fucking ironic hipsters perhaps... GAY

they all look like they are posing for Emo-core clothing lines by the way, im surprised they arent all wearing low cut V neck shirts




toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 15,2010 11:18am
Meh, just unremarkable in every way.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 15,2010 11:27am
Unremarkable!? Damon, they've played with THIS OR THE APOCALYPSE more than ONCE. That's just downright impressive.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 15,2010 11:41am
you mean impressive*



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 15,2010 12:51pm
Now you get it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2010 12:58pm
ugh



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Aug 15,2010 2:17pm
I'm pretty sure 75% of those bands are from the same shows.



toggletoggle post by remotekilgore at Aug 16,2010 1:49am
MSD: you can sell me a ticket

We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed
Requirements
Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment
Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month
Can sell tickets to friends
Be able to make practice twice a week
Live somewhat near us



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 16,2010 7:49am
"Can sell tickets to friends"

Wow.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 16,2010 7:54am
remotekilgore said[orig][quote]
Cool attitude


bah, we all know that no one under the age of 25 has a cool attitude.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Aug 16,2010 9:48am


I'm so sad. :( :( :(



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Aug 16,2010 9:48am
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]




Left out the lip ring.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Aug 16,2010 10:31am
remotekilgore said[orig][quote]
MSD: you can sell me a ticket

We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed
Requirements
Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment
Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month
Can sell tickets to friends
Be able to make practice twice a week
Live somewhat near us


I like how in requirements it says:

"Reliable transportation (License is a plus)"

So basically the reliable part is mommies? Right? Cause i would call reliable transportation a CAR, and to have a CAR you should have a LICENSE! hahhha



toggletoggle post by DYA is BZZZZZZZZZZ at Aug 16,2010 11:44am
boxxy said[orig][quote]
remotekilgore said[orig][quote]
MSD: you can sell me a ticket

We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed
Requirements
Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment
Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month
Can sell tickets to friends
Be able to make practice twice a week
Live somewhat near us


I like how in requirements it says:

"Reliable transportation (License is a plus)"

So basically the reliable part is mommies? Right? Cause i would call reliable transportation a CAR, and to have a CAR you should have a LICENSE! hahhha


Well, not necessarily - you have to remember, these dudes eventually get kicked out of the basement rec room, at which point they switch to mooching off a succession of impressionable scenester girls - whose parents buy them Maximas or Minis or whatever.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 16,2010 11:50am
lol i love shit like this



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 16,2010 12:09pm
I'm almost bored enough to link them to this thread so I can watch the fight.

But I don't feel like logging onto spamspace.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Aug 16,2010 12:23pm
do it do it. i'd do it, but i don't have myspace.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 16,2010 12:50pm
so who wants to start a joke deathcore band and write songs with lyrics about how deathcore and its scene is retarded. kind of like what cockpunch does with hardcore.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Aug 16,2010 9:24pm
I'm so down.

I love how they have all the logos of gear they use, as if anyone really cares that they have a Randall RH200 and a Peavey 4x12 they got at the local pawn shop.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 16,2010 9:49pm
The_Rooster said[orig][quote]



I'm so sad. :( :( :(


This fruit would not fare well in prison. Or even at a Composted practice for that matter.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 16,2010 9:54pm
We'd make prison seem like a petting zoo after we're done with that fine young lad.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 16,2010 9:58pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
We'd make prison seem like a petting zoo after we're done with that fine young lad.


I knew I could count on you guys.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 19,2010 1:15am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I'm almost bored enough to link them to this thread so I can watch the fight.

But I don't feel like logging onto spamspace.


Done.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 19,2010 2:07am
*checks watch*



toggletoggle post by Kadoog-a-go-go at Aug 19,2010 11:23am
New ABLUM! I can't wait to get their new ABLUM. You guys wanna go line up around the block with me to get their new ABLUM and have them sign it? ABLUM. Its on itunes and everything. ABLUM.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 19,2010 11:52am
Kadoog-a-go-go said[orig][quote]
New ABLUM! I can't wait to get their new ABLUM. You guys wanna go line up around the block with me to get their new ABLUM and have them sign it? ABLUM. Its on itunes and everything. ABLUM.


hahaha i just noticed that

fucking spelling how does that work?



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Sep 6,2010 3:25pm
Hey I am glad you all enjoy my band enough to talk about it this much . I am glad we are getting so much publicity. It's cool how we have like 20 torrent sites, I want everyone to listen to us so maybe we will get somewhere.. And we are all between the age of 17-18 now, that stuff you guys are trashing was posted 2 years ago. We don't check our myspace much anymore either. Thanks though



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 6,2010 3:27pm
People still use myspace?



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Sep 6,2010 3:45pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
we are all between the age of 17-18 now,



soooo you're all 17 then?



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Sep 6,2010 3:56pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
remotekilgore said[orig][quote]
Cool attitude


bah, we all know that no one under the age of 25 has a cool attitude.


I'm living proof of this.

</month-long delay>



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 6,2010 4:13pm
dertoxia said[orig][quote]
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
we are all between the age of 17-18 now,



soooo you're all 17 then?


Haha



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Sep 6,2010 4:53pm
No some are 17 and some are 18 dickass..



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Sep 6,2010 7:08pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
Hey I am glad you all enjoy my band enough to talk about it this much . I am glad we are getting so much publicity. It's cool how we have like 20 torrent sites, I want everyone to listen to us so maybe we will get somewhere.. And we are all between the age of 17-18 now, that stuff you guys are trashing was posted 2 years ago. We don't check our myspace much anymore either. Thanks though


bova?



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Sep 6,2010 7:35pm
Dickass?



toggletoggle post by spaldino on phone at Sep 7,2010 5:10am
A cum bath in butttocks.... what a load of brazen faggotry



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 7,2010 11:04am
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
No some are 17 and some are 18 dickass..


You guys should post pictures of yourselves here with your shirts off. You're all hot and I'd gobble all yall knobs. ya heard?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 7,2010 11:07am
GOBBLE DEM SHITS



toggletoggle post by Pires at Sep 7,2010 11:42am
"I'm glad we're getting so much publicity"

LOL. Yea.

RTTP. Come here to get noticed.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 7,2010 11:52am
Pires said[orig][quote]

RTTP. Come here to get taken down a peg.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 7,2010 12:12pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]

RTTP. Come here to get pegged with a strapon.



toggletoggle post by kilgore at Sep 7,2010 2:29pm
here's another one:

http://www.myspace.com/daysofwasteinc

These guys played at Ralph's a few weeks back. Someone's creepy uncle drove them there.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 7,2010 3:20pm
i'm patiently awaiting the day a band like this makes a "breakdown" so heavy that it shatters the bones of every "deathcore" band and fan in existence.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 7,2010 5:13pm
deathcore is so metal....



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Sep 7,2010 5:45pm
living off your parents is so metal....



toggletoggle post by mutis  at Sep 8,2010 10:09am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
so who wants to start a joke deathcore band and write songs with lyrics about how deathcore and its scene is retarded. kind of like what cockpunch does with hardcore.


I'm down, this sounds awesome, except I don't want to listen to it, so I don't think this will work out. Actually now that I think about it, fuck off, I can't stand deathcore.

Srsly though, I wonder if they sell prosthetic ear lobes the size of clown shoes. Or we could glue shriveled walrus vaginas to our ears.



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Sep 8,2010 12:35pm
kilgore said[orig][quote]
here's another one:

http://www.myspace.com/daysofwasteinc

These guys played at Ralph's a few weeks back. Someone's creepy uncle drove them there.


So I played the 1st song on the myspace page, about halfway thru the 1st verse i was just knew this song would have clean vocals, skipped ahead abit and bamm, gay clean vocals. This ended my listening experience.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Sep 8,2010 1:20pm
yeah man... my experience with them was more like Minute of Waste...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 8,2010 1:36pm


crabapplecore



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 8,2010 3:19pm
Krabappelcore



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Sep 13,2010 10:41am
The_Rooster said[orig][quote]






Someone get this shit on Totallylookslike.com. Fucking miracles.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 13,2010 5:55pm
We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)



toggletoggle post by Troll Police at Oct 13,2010 5:57pm
terrible. go increase your gauges.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 14,2010 10:37am
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)


Send us pictures of yourself naked.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 14,2010 10:39am
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)


looks like someone needs A BBIB! CWUTIDIDTHAR??



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Oct 14,2010 10:41am
Only open taste and buying stuff from houses is real.



toggletoggle post by lazybastardthathatesdeathcore at Oct 14,2010 11:36am
Gotta love when people think their band getting bashed is the best publicity ever...



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Oct 14,2010 12:21pm
So what's the deal with socks that don't even reach your ankles? These pussy niggaz better learn only half-shins are real.



toggletoggle post by Lester__Burnham at Oct 14,2010 1:32pm
i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Oct 14,2010 1:40pm
Lester__Burnham said[orig][quote]
i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show


I dunno what shows you used to go to, but there've ALWAYS been faggots like this at shows.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Oct 14,2010 1:40pm
(and no, they didn't get "smashed" when they walked in the door.)



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 14,2010 9:06pm
Except if you walked into one of my shows, you would be the one getting smashed. And I like the Acacia Strain song title as that guy's name, and HES BASHING ON DEATHCORE. hahahaha. You guys are too funny.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Oct 14,2010 9:16pm
you wouldnt smash shit... you would break a nail and pout.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Oct 14,2010 9:18pm
Did he just say funky butt lovin?



toggletoggle post by GUY at Oct 14,2010 9:37pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Did he just say funky butt lovin?



Hahahahaha, well done



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 14,2010 11:08pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)


Get your facts straight, my computer's from 1996, asshole.

And seriously, where are the fucking n00dz?



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 14,2010 11:12pm
You guys have no legit comebacks, or any real shit to talk about. It's just on the spot, random shit that you say, and then your "cool" friends laugh at. If anything, you..guys (more like kids)..would be the nerds of any population..Just as you're now. So until you can actually prove anything about us sucking shit, other then us playing music you don't like, shut up. You guys trying to bash on a younger band, just isn't happening. You fail at this, and at life.. Look at all you fucking creepy old ass dudes living in basements talking shit to TEENAGERS hahaha. It's funny. Get a life. Thanks again for spreading the word!



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 14,2010 11:17pm
Go home, faggot.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 14,2010 11:21pm
Fuck your faggy music. Listen to real death metal.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 14,2010 11:27pm
Anyone who plays metal (in any form) is a nerd.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 14,2010 11:30pm
Don't cheapen my mockery, geek.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 12:30am
I do listen to Death Metal?. Some of my favorite bands are Black Metal/Death Metal... Dimmu Borgir, Carach Angren, Devourment, Behemoth..So all of you: get your head out of your ass. We play what we enjoy. You.. listen to what you enjoy. So sit down, shut up, and turn on your favorite bands and keep to your own. Until then, keep spreading the word about my band. Thanks. \\m/



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2010 12:32am
Do you like horseflies?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Oct 15,2010 1:51am
ITT: Crabcore for dinner.



toggletoggle post by xmikexx at Oct 15,2010 7:33am
Lester__Burnham said[orig][quote]
i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show


miss the days when the people smashing the faggots would get smashed themselves.

No need for violence at shows. faggots, scene sluts, metal elitists should all be treated the same.




toggletoggle post by xmikexx at Oct 15,2010 7:39am
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
I do listen to Death Metal?. Some of my favorite bands are Black Metal/Death Metal... Dimmu Borgir, Carach Angren, Devourment, Behemoth..So all of you: get your head out of your ass. We play what we enjoy. You.. listen to what you enjoy. So sit down, shut up, and turn on your favorite bands and keep to your own. Until then, keep spreading the word about my band. Thanks. \\m/


You should know better than to argue with a bunch of 30-40 year old metal elistists on this site. This is like dessert for them. Most of them have no jobs, beat their kids or molest them, Then listen to black metal at night, head bang with the remaining hair they have.

U should post your bands shit on bridge9 or some others sites where people actually care about music.



toggletoggle post by Martin S at Oct 15,2010 8:44am
I wish I was into deathcore when Archaeon was still around, maybe we'd have been more popular. :(



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 10:09am
Yeah. I just have to set these dudes straight. No need to bash on something when it's purely just because they "don't like it because it's gay" or something annoying like that. If you're into our genre, cool. If not, no big deal, just go listen to something else.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2010 10:10am
I'm sorry, but you're worse than DuckDuckGoose destroying metal.



toggletoggle post by Martin S at Oct 15,2010 10:13am
Only deathcore is real. REAL GAY



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2010 10:17am
This is why younguns need to take a conservative approach to metal before its core values dwindle into oblivion. No pun intended. lmaoroflLOL!!!1



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 15,2010 10:33am
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
Yeah. I just have to set these dudes straight. No need to bash on something when it's purely just because they "don't like it because it's gay" or something annoying like that. If you're into our genre, cool. If not, no big deal, just go listen to something else.


Haha, a 17 or 18 year old kid trying "set dudes straight" on the internet? Good luck.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 15,2010 12:02pm
Guitarist4ABBIB is my new favorite troll. A++



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 12:04pm
You all can keep bashing. Just remember..I'm out playing shows having a great time while you all have shitty jobs and listen to your music when you get home to your basement apartment. I'm making money playing in these "lame core bands". So I think you should just give up on it. Keep spreading the word.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 15,2010 12:05pm
More. You're on a roll. Tell us how what you do is "real" and we wouldn't know!



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 12:08pm
Today my band is playing at Sonar in Baltimore with: Devourment, Cattle Decapitation, Knights of the Abyss, Burning the Masses, Decrepit Birth.. and others. It's a different band I'm now, check them out, I play drums for them:

www.myspace.com/asthekingdomfalls



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 12:13pm



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 15,2010 12:17pm
Wikkid sikk, young buck.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 12:56pm



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Oct 15,2010 1:11pm
Dude, when I was your age I also thought I was the shit. I can't imagine how much of a douche I woulda been had my band actually made money. I'm sure your band is great and all (I didn't bother to listen), but truthfully, deathcore is just another pop-core fad that will be unpopular again in 5 years.

Also, my job is awesome. I make good money doing what I love. I also have a house.

As long as journalists continue to call deathcore "metal", I will continue to make fun of it.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:26pm
Just go make fun of journalists then? Haha.. and that's my picture!! Omg, I'm gonna be famous. =)))) You guys, I can't repay you in anyway. I am going to be the next big sensation.

And btw, the band I play drums for is more on the Death Metal side. We have some breakdowns, but not that many. The new stuff we are recording is a lot more Death Metal as well, I'm sure you all would like it.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 1:28pm
No one here cares.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2010 1:29pm
only borecore is real.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:30pm
http://www.myspace.com/menstrualsweatpantsdisco

Look how cool he looks. Hahaha



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 1:31pm
Look how cool you look, trying to "expose" someone that everyone on this board already knows in person. Go back to school.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:32pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
And btw, the band I play drums for is more on the Death Metal side. We have some breakdowns, but not that many. The new stuff we are recording is a lot more Death Metal as well, I'm sure you all would like it.


Spinny 5 is way better than any band you'll ever be in. Sit on that, hotlips.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:33pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
http://www.myspace.com/menstrualsweatpantsdisco

Look how cool he looks. Hahaha


I win because I'm wearing pants in my photo and there are no bowling trophies around. I suggest from here we trade pictures of ourselves naked. I have one in the chamber that I'm looking to squeeze out. I need some young meat to stare at.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:34pm
So I called it right from the beginning?.. 40 year old has-beens, saying random shit that only their friends think is funny. Goddamn, I called it perfect. I am proud of myself.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:36pm
Today I learned I'm all washed up and 40. I also learned that slippercore is awesome and that people get really pissed off when I post pictures of them looking stupid while asking for cockshots.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:37pm edited Oct 15,2010 1:38pm
whats the name of your fabulous band?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:37pm
Composted.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:40pm
Except.. you have confused pissed with amused. I haven't been effected by any of this, I am just trying to show you that you're stupid. I hope you have realized (if you hadn't already, I'm sure you have though). Enough has been said. Thanks for spreading the word about not only my band(s), but me as well! I hope someone makes me famous



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:41pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Composted.


i said fabulous band... not garbage band.





toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:42pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
Except.. you have confused pissed with amused. I haven't been effected by any of this, I am just trying to show you that you're stupid. I hope you have realized (if you hadn't already, I'm sure you have though). Enough has been said. Thanks for spreading the word about not only my band(s), but me as well! I hope someone makes me famous


YOUR BAND NAME. GIVE IT TO ME.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:42pm
also post music or you are officially outted as troll faggot.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:43pm
nevermind i found it.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:43pm



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 1:43pm
Man, I wish I was young and naive again.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 15,2010 1:44pm
ITT: confused pissed with amused



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:45pm
tunes arent bad... but i still think you and your band mates are semen depositories.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:45pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
Except.. you have confused pissed with amused. I haven't been effected by any of this, I am just trying to show you that you're stupid. I hope you have realized (if you hadn't already, I'm sure you have though). Enough has been said. Thanks for spreading the word about not only my band(s), but me as well! I hope someone makes me famous


I am super enraged because I care what people say. I will now commit suicide. You have cut me deep, gay looking man.

PS: You're not getting famous from showing a group of friends your band to laugh at. That only happens to me.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:46pm edited Oct 15,2010 1:46pm
also band name needs more prepositions



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:48pm
Fuck: Why would I be outted as a troll? This whole thread was started on bashing my band, so I came in to put some of my own insight in on it.

And really, I don't care if you like my band(s). They still have more exposure then any of your shit projects. Just telling the truth.. Thx again.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:48pm
THAT'S IT. FIGHT ME



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:49pm
Guitarist4ABBIB said[orig][quote]
Fuck: Why would I be outted as a troll? This whole thread was started on bashing my band, so I came in to put some of my own insight in on it.

And really, I don't care if you like my band(s). They still have more exposure then any of your shit projects. Just telling the truth.. Thx again.


cool wanna play a show together?



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:51pm
Lol. If you were being serious, I probably would play a show with you.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:51pm
ha i wasnt.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:52pm
I figured. haha



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:52pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ha i wasnt.


Win.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 1:52pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
THAT'S IT. FIGHT ME


I'm going to spank you with my lips.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 1:53pm
Clearly you do care if we like your band(s). Otherwise, you wouldn't have gone out of your way to defend your bands to a messageboard full of opinionated dickheads that don't like deathcore.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:54pm
only redundancy is real



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 1:54pm
No this is just a past time activity. It's funny. I tell all of my friends to come read it. It gives a good case of the LOLS to them. Thanks for the laughs though haha



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:55pm
those laughs now cost $80,000.00. pay up.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:56pm
I believe you mean LULZ



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:56pm
On a serious note: Living close to Baltimore, what do you think of The Wire? Best show on television.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 1:57pm
Get me McNulty's autograph you fucking asshole.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:57pm
WIREJACK.

this thread is now about The Wire. Discuss:




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 1:57pm
Fenway South ftw



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 15,2010 1:58pm
Best troll EVER! I'm thinkin either Jim or xmikex. Maybe Aaron. Hats off to you, opportunistic sir!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 1:58pm
Even Omar wouldn't fuck these homos.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 1:58pm
I still need to watch season 1 all the way through. I want to learn to love The Wire.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 1:59pm
I can teach you.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 1:59pm
I'll teach you how to love The Wire tight right way, Mark.

TOMORROW, YOU.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 1:59pm
My hero!



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 2:00pm
Note to self: wear chastity belt to Rich Horror's Party Machine.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 2:00pm
Never heard of it. Sorry.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:01pm
Rent it. HBO show about Baltimore police / gangs / politics / schools.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 2:01pm
RAPEJACK




toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:06pm edited Oct 15,2010 2:07pm
On a serious note. Here are some facts about this thread

1) I started it, and although I said "terrible" I really didn't hear the music, but assumed. It happens.

2) You guys look kind of trendy and annoying. No offense. Hey, I look fat and retarded.

3) The whole "bands we've played with more than once" is just laughable. It is. I'd get rid of it from the myspace.

4) Asking young boys for cockshots is hilarious. I don't care what you say.

5) If you're gaining popularity as a band, good for you. I myself know I'm in a genre and SUB-genre that will go nowhere unless I'm willing to throw my life away touring full time and never furthering the career that I enjoy.

6) I JUST listened to the tracks while writing this. Nothing fantastic. Recording / performance sounds solid. Doesn't seem ALL that creative, but I don't really listen to the genre so take that with a grain of salt.

7) I'm bored at work on a Friday.

8) The Wire is awesome.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 2:07pm
ITT: MSD goes soft.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:08pm
I don't give a SHIT, Richards. Send cockshots.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 2:09pm
markworkingrichards said[orig][quote]
ITT: MSD goes soft.


The kid must be 18.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 2:09pm
Don't dare me, I'll do it.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:10pm
Doubledare.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 2:10pm
SENT.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:11pm
ITT: Composted can't look each other in the eyes anymore.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 2:11pm
POAST DIX PIX PLZ



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 15,2010 2:13pm
Cut to 2 years from now when all the 18 year olds who like this muff cabbage realize they can't afford to go to shows because of bills and not living at home and the scene of the same 50 kids don't show up anymore.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:14pm
Rich Horror's Halloween show. Composted as Suicide Silence.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 2:15pm
If the Pantera band drops off you're in. I hate everyone that much.



toggletoggle post by Brett Favre at Oct 15,2010 2:16pm
Did someone mention cockshots??



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Oct 15,2010 2:19pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Rich Horror's Halloween show. Composted as Suicide Silence.


Looks like you, me, Evan need to lose a collective 300 lbs.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:20pm
Fat Suicide Silence then.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2010 2:21pm
Composted as Crowbar as Suicide Silence



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:21pm
Done.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 2:25pm
Suicide Loudness



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2010 2:29pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2010 3:20pm
ITT: the blossoming of the CSDO of "deathcore".



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2010 3:25pm
are you afraid of it?

no, i just don't like deathcore.

you would if you had gauged ears.



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Oct 15,2010 3:41pm
Okay haha. Thanks again anyways. And about the whole gauged ears thing.. many Death Metal bands have gauged ears.. but okay.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Oct 15,2010 3:48pm
I don't get the gauged ear thing. By the time you're in your 50s, they're gonna look like wrinkled old vaginas.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2010 4:12pm
Only the death metal image from 1985-1993 is real.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 15,2010 4:13pm
Im pretty sure they all have wrinkled vaginas with slightly oversized clits anyway...



toggletoggle post by mutis  at Oct 15,2010 5:31pm
It's wrinkled vagina envy...



toggletoggle post by LmfaoatDM at Nov 2,2010 2:03pm
Yall got ownt haha lawl



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Nov 2,2010 3:25pm
garbage.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 2,2010 4:06pm
Myspace still exists?

BTW, where can I find whores on the interwebz now that craigslist gave into the pressuh!!? I need a dose of whore farts.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 2,2010 6:11pm
only street corner whorebags are real



toggletoggle post by Guitarist4ABBIB at Dec 6,2010 8:08pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 6,2010 8:17pm
Only Redtube is real....



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 7,2010 7:45am
deathcore needs to be cast into the blastfurnace.



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