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returntothepit >> discuss >> Due to Impending Layoffs Police Officers Will No Longer Be Responding to Certain Crimes by FuckIsMySignature on Jul 14,2010 5:47pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 14,2010 5:47pm
As if Oakland isnt fucked up enough. Expect to see this spreading to other cities in the not too distant future.



http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/...nd-Dont-Call-the-Cops-98266509.html



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jul 14,2010 5:55pm
Oakland said
44 situations that his officers will no longer respond to.
Here's a partial list:

* burglary
* theft
* embezzlement
* grand theft
* grand theftog
* identity theft
* false information to peace officer
* required to register as sex or arson offender
* dump waste or offensive matter
* discard appliance with lock
* loud music
* possess forged notes
* pass fictitious check
* obtain money by false voucher
* fraudulent use of access cards
* stolen license plate
* embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
* extortion
* attempted extortion
* false personification of other
* injure telephone/ power line
* interfere with power line
* unauthorized cable tv connection
* vandalism
* administer/expose poison to another's



Allright!!! Party on!!! Excellent!!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 14,2010 5:56pm
FUCK YEAH LOUD MUSIC



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 14,2010 5:56pm
God damnit, beat to it hahahaha.



toggletoggle post by Heterosexual Lamp at Jul 14,2010 6:03pm
shaddup



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jul 14,2010 6:03pm
Hey anyone want to take a roadtrip to Oakland? We're gonna steal some dogs and license plates and peoples identitys. And take dumps in the street. I just hope we don't have to register as sex offenders.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 14,2010 6:05pm
i'm down for a lovely riot-filled vacation. ROADTRIP!



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jul 14,2010 6:09pm
We should poison people too. i think that sounds like a good time.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 14,2010 6:10pm
"dump waste or offensive matter"


i already do this out here... uh oh.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jul 14,2010 6:24pm
shit im callin the cops



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 14,2010 7:32pm
Finally... I can discard an appliance with lock and not be worried about getting arrested.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 14,2010 7:45pm
In Soviet Oakland, police calls you!



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