44 situations that his officers will no longer respond to.
Here's a partial list:
* burglary
* theft
* embezzlement
* grand theft
* grand theftog
* identity theft
* false information to peace officer
* required to register as sex or arson offender
* dump waste or offensive matter
* discard appliance with lock
* loud music * possess forged notes
* pass fictitious check
* obtain money by false voucher
* fraudulent use of access cards
* stolen license plate
* embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
* extortion
* attempted extortion
* false personification of other
* injure telephone/ power line
* interfere with power line
* unauthorized cable tv connection
* vandalism
* administer/expose poison to another's
Hey anyone want to take a roadtrip to Oakland? We're gonna steal some dogs and license plates and peoples identitys. And take dumps in the street. I just hope we don't have to register as sex offenders.