DUE TO THE DEPARTURE OF THE ALMIGHTY GODZILLA WE ARE RECRUITING ANY LARGE SCALE VILLAINS TO FILL THE VOID. MUST BE OVER 40 FEET TALL AND WEIGH MORE THAN 8 TONS. JOB PERCS INCLUDE DESTROYING BUILDINGS AND RAVAGING HUMAN WOMEN 1/20 YOUR SIZE.
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PS: NO STAYPUFF MARSHMALLOW MEN. THEY ARE PUSSIES WITH FANCY HATS