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returntothepit >> discuss >> Trollin' nillas on COMPOSTED's YouTube channel by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jul 12,2010 9:01pm
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 12,2010 9:01pm edited Jul 13,2010 9:13am
OK so some guy's getting all snippy with me in the comments section for Land On a Cock.


bennyhillifier

You may read the comments here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWIABNrX5w

...but YouTube's layout when it comes to reading comments is fucking atrocious, so I'll post the conversation thus far here and update everyone as new LULZ come in.


nfldman1976:
christ...I don't think I have ever heard a more shitty song.

Me:
Just because your dad is a homosexual doesn't mean you can take it out on breakdowns.

nfldman1976:
My dad? For the entire song some guy talking about sucking off dino's and landing on cocks? Buddy, you got a lot of nerve talking about my father. Hahaha.

Me:
None of those things are in the least bit gay. Don't take it out on us just because you see a few dudes playing some music in a studio and you have to chime in claiming there are homosexual overtones due to your own battles with incest and sex abuse in early childhood. There are plenty of counseling options available for people like you, you know. You do not have to continue to suffer.

nfldman1976:
what in the fuck are you talking about? Are you a band member? Man if you are you best quit that group. If you say that shit to the wrong person you could be sorry. Its one thing to say a song is shit.....its another to say that someone was involved in incest and sex abuse.. thats a little sick isn't it?

Me:
not in the least. I'm here to help you. And it's not offensive if it's true. I could see people being offended if I was just off making wild accusations, but sexual abuse (especially involving children) is a serious issue and those who have suffered need all the support they can get. I want to help, but the first thing you need to accept is that you liked it when your dad used to lick your asshole at bed time and not take it out on the bands, man. How dare you.

nfldman1976:
Your not a band. Can't you tell that from the number of views you get on your videos?

Me:
You're making perfect sense now. I would expect nothing more from a man who's pubic area is covered with his dad's bite marks.

nfldman1976:
ok ok ok , you win! I'll get help with my abuse acceptance, and you get help with playing decent music.

Me:
Sounds like a plan, Obi Wan. I'll start by listening to all the Lil Wayne songs and rap remixes of Pants On the Ground on your favorites list.
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Composted



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jul 12,2010 9:07pm
$5 says he typed "land on a cock" into youtube.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 12,2010 9:10pm
Oh my goodness.


This thread is already chock full of epic lulz. Well done, Dr. Sweatpants.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 12,2010 9:11pm
Probably. His favorite videos are a "pants on the ground" remix, and some gay commercial rap shit.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 12,2010 9:11pm
timma said[orig][quote]
Dr. Sweatpants.


ahahhaaha. I almost spit water onto my monitor.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 12,2010 9:12pm edited Jul 12,2010 9:12pm
PS: I knew he would be fun to fuck with once I said that there are no homosexual overtones in "Land On a Cock" and he didn't call me on it.
Maybe he thinks the song is about bodyslamming chickens.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jul 12,2010 9:21pm
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2010 9:43pm
best song ive ever heard in my life.



toggletoggle post by JN at Jul 13,2010 1:16am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
best song ive ever heard in my life.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 13,2010 1:19am
JN said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
best song ive ever heard in my life.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 13,2010 1:30am
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
JN said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
blest song ive ever heard in my blurst of times.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 13,2010 8:00am
Just edited the original post to include the latest.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 13,2010 9:15am
and again.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 13,2010 9:22am
while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies*



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 13,2010 11:01am
I dig it, but it's not even a composted song.

PS: thanks Jimbies!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 13,2010 11:03am
Jim, we are no longer friends. That song was my life's work. :(



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 13,2010 11:10am
Here's the song without cock references:
http://www.holladaddy.com/composted/We_Are_NothingMix3.mp3



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 13,2010 12:38pm
the name's Jimbo, muthafucka! I ain't sorry for saying shit!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 13,2010 12:43pm
Life is no longer worth living.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jul 13,2010 12:45pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer)


Same here. I'd love to jam with him, but him being a large pedo and me being a really small boy-like man, I fear rape will ensue.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 13,2010 12:46pm
it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 13,2010 1:00pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer)


Same here. I'd love to jam with him, but him being a large pedo and me being a really small boy-like man, I fear rape will ensue.


Sometimes, Mike blankly stares at me--and for a brief moment I don't know if I'm going to be raped or he's going to tell a joke.

It's exhilarating, really.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 13,2010 1:13pm
I must argue with that statement. While mike obviously enjoys the pleasures of youngens, yall be too old for 'em.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 13,2010 1:28pm
Thanks fellers. Arrowhead: We should definitely jamizzle out some day. And for the record I'm not a pedophile. I'm in it for the jokes... plus 15 year old girls are seriously hot. RAWR.

timma said[orig][quote]
Sometimes, Mike blankly stares at me--and for a brief moment I don't know if I'm going to be raped or he's going to tell a joke.


That WAS the joke, sillypants mctickletimes.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 13,2010 1:32pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it.


its not rape if she's wet



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 13,2010 1:34pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it.


its not rape if he's wet


fixd



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 13,2010 1:37pm edited Jul 13,2010 1:45pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it.


its not rape if he's wet


fixd


its not rape if he's already bleeding from the ass



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 13,2010 2:18pm
Composted exists solely for the act of brotherly love, so anyone who gets "raped" in this band didn't read the fine print.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 13,2010 2:28pm
I read ohnry ancient Chinee scrohs and zee Sunday funnys page.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 13,2010 2:29pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies*


regardless of whether or not this song is a joke, the drums are NO JOKE SON. fucking love that fill at 2:00, i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns, what the fuck mike!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 13,2010 2:31pm
i didn't say it was a joke, i said i don't like it.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 13,2010 2:32pm
naw i hear ya, i just think most people assume its just a joke song, but when you listen to the drums mike lays it down



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 13,2010 2:52pm
As stated a while ago when this song first surfaced, it was originally meant to be on a TYAG full length, but then we broke up and were going to use it for a studio project. But, after 3 days straight in the studio with no sleep, a 4 am vocal session produced this retardation, and the rest is history.



toggletoggle post by cock lander at Jul 13,2010 4:05pm
all over the nation



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2010 7:23pm
Summer jam '09



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 14,2010 7:56am
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns


haha that one's nothing too fancy. Just a couple of 5 stroke rolls, all single strokes though. alternating. I'll just write it out in a little bit. Better than working.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 14,2010 8:01am



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 8:27am
that image was blocked. :(



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 14,2010 10:22am
Your work doesn't like Holladaddy.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 10:38am
Yep, it's funny cause when i try to open porn, my computer says stuff like:

BLOCKED
"this material has been deemed inappropriate, and classified as pornography."

..... and when i try to open your stuff it says:
BLOCKED
"this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom."



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 14,2010 10:42am
Who says I can't do both?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 14,2010 10:43am
I just sends you's a PM Jimbo.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 14,2010 10:46am
You sent him a Penis Montage?

Gross, dude.



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jul 14,2010 10:46am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]


BLOCKED
"this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom."


win.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 10:50am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
I just sends you's a PM Jimbo.

I just sends yous a pm. dildos.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 14,2010 10:51am
It's not a penis montage, it's a prostate massage.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 14,2010 10:58am
pussy manipulation?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 14,2010 11:02am
brodown said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]


BLOCKED
"this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom."


win.


:*(



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 11:05am
Oh, so now you goes to crys-babys-land? I have tissues for you, dildos.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 11:09am
that's right. I don't care if you think it's funny or not, i LOVE metalocalypse, and will continue to speak like swissgard.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 14,2010 11:18am
My opinion on Melocalypse has changed a lot. I still stand by my early claims that show was retarded. The early stuff was not funny at all. The newer shit I've seen is pretty awesome though. It's more about doing ACTUAL funny things and not just cliche metal things (which aren't funny usually).



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 14,2010 11:21am
i think the show is pretty funny, but the thing that pisses me off the most about it is that somehow people think by watching that show that they are an expert on Death metal. for example if i tell someone who doesnt listen to metal, that i play in a death metal band, the first thing they say is "oh nice, yea i watch metalocalypse too!"



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 14,2010 11:43am
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
i think the show is pretty funny, but the thing that pisses me off the most about it is that somehow people think by watching that show that they are an expert on Death metal. for example if i tell someone who doesnt listen to metal, that i play in a death metal band, the first thing they say is "oh nice, yea i watch metalocalypse too!"


At which point you forcefully place a drum stick in their bunghole sideways, I hope.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 14,2010 11:46am edited Jul 14,2010 11:56am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
My opinion on Melocalypse has changed a lot. I still stand by my early claims that show was retarded. The early stuff was not funny at all. The newer shit I've seen is pretty awesome though. It's more about doing ACTUAL funny things and not just cliche metal things (which aren't funny usually).



I haven't seen any of the new stuff. But that was totally my take on the early stuff. I looked at it from a neutral, "Is this funny?" basis. And it failed. I was bummed, too, because it was the same crew who did Home Movies. Home Movies is easily one of my favorite adult swim shows. So I thought it was a big fall off in quality.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 14,2010 11:50am
I liked the first few episodes but probably on novelty value alone. After that it got unfunny as shit. Just saw some newer episodes the other day and it's greatly improved; I noticed Brian Posehn co-wrote some stuff so I'm guessing that's why I liked it.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 14,2010 1:09pm
Proof positive that all negative reviews of Metalocalypse online calling it degrading to metal are by people that only watched the pilot episode and deemed the entire show a failure without giving it a chance to develop.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 14,2010 1:11pm
proof positive that ALL negative reviews blah blah blah?


This argument has problems.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 14,2010 1:12pm
Proof positive that Mark Richards and I didn't like the show at first. He likes it more now and I don't watch adult swim anymore so I don't care.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 1:23pm
there's no reason to discuss whether or not the show is funny, that's obviously all personal opinion. I find it funny as shit, and i hope it stays on the air for 20 seasons.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 14,2010 1:33pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
proof positive that ALL negative reviews blah blah blah?


This argument has problems.


And people wonder why I don't try to be humorous on this board much. Look at what happens.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 14,2010 1:35pm
I'm the sultan of serious.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 14,2010 1:39pm
This is a hostile takeover.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 1:43pm
guys, guys, guys! *separates brian+lamp* i know it's hard to get along, and the easy way out is to fight with small knives wearing tight jeans... but that's NOT the answer. The answer is:




YOU GOT TO PRAY, JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY, YOU GOT TO PRAY! DUM DEE DEE DUM DEE DEE DUM DEE DEE DUM YOU GOT TO PRAY JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY *dances like an idiot*




..... you see what i mean?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 14,2010 2:00pm
So if I run straight up a brick wall and execute a flawless backflip off of it, all my problems in life will be solved? Where do I sign up?



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 14,2010 2:02pm
I'll be honest--I did not see M.C. Hammer being introduced into this thread at any point.

How naive of me.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 2:25pm
timma said[orig][quote]
I'll be honest--I did not see M.C. Hammer being introduced into this thread at any point.

How naive of me.


you obviously don't know me as well as you thought you did.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 14,2010 2:46pm
I know you better than you know that I know that you know better than me.

On an unrelated note--COD today, perhaps?



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 14,2010 2:48pm
timma said[orig][quote]
I know you better than you know that I know that you know better than me.

On an unrelated note--COD today, perhaps?


on which platform?! whats your gamer tag again?



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 14,2010 3:08pm edited Jul 14,2010 3:45pm
Jimbo and I play on PS3 at his place (split screen).

I'm not a "cool kid" and play on 360 though. Gamertag is Timma Wang



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 14,2010 3:41pm
MW2 fo' life beotch!



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jul 15,2010 3:27am
Ha ha! That guy trolled one the videos I posted from a Composted show. He must really hate you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6bP0Rj7Zlo




toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 15,2010 10:01am
haahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 15,2010 10:44am
Lamp said[orig][quote]
So if I run straight up a brick wall and execute a flawless backflip off of it, all my problems in life will be solved? Where do I sign up?


all along the key to life has been right in front of your face. how many times have you been told to do a barrel roll?



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