...but YouTube's layout when it comes to reading comments is fucking atrocious, so I'll post the conversation thus far here and update everyone as new LULZ come in.
nfldman1976: christ...I don't think I have ever heard a more shitty song.
Me: Just because your dad is a homosexual doesn't mean you can take it out on breakdowns.
nfldman1976: My dad? For the entire song some guy talking about sucking off dino's and landing on cocks? Buddy, you got a lot of nerve talking about my father. Hahaha.
Me: None of those things are in the least bit gay. Don't take it out on us just because you see a few dudes playing some music in a studio and you have to chime in claiming there are homosexual overtones due to your own battles with incest and sex abuse in early childhood. There are plenty of counseling options available for people like you, you know. You do not have to continue to suffer.
nfldman1976: what in the fuck are you talking about? Are you a band member? Man if you are you best quit that group. If you say that shit to the wrong person you could be sorry. Its one thing to say a song is shit.....its another to say that someone was involved in incest and sex abuse.. thats a little sick isn't it?
Me: not in the least. I'm here to help you. And it's not offensive if it's true. I could see people being offended if I was just off making wild accusations, but sexual abuse (especially involving children) is a serious issue and those who have suffered need all the support they can get. I want to help, but the first thing you need to accept is that you liked it when your dad used to lick your asshole at bed time and not take it out on the bands, man. How dare you.
nfldman1976: Your not a band. Can't you tell that from the number of views you get on your videos?
Me: You're making perfect sense now. I would expect nothing more from a man who's pubic area is covered with his dad's bite marks.
nfldman1976: ok ok ok , you win! I'll get help with my abuse acceptance, and you get help with playing decent music.
Me: Sounds like a plan, Obi Wan. I'll start by listening to all the Lil Wayne songs and rap remixes of Pants On the Ground on your favorites list.
PS: I knew he would be fun to fuck with once I said that there are no homosexual overtones in "Land On a Cock" and he didn't call me on it.
Maybe he thinks the song is about bodyslamming chickens.
while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies*
Thanks fellers. Arrowhead: We should definitely jamizzle out some day. And for the record I'm not a pedophile. I'm in it for the jokes... plus 15 year old girls are seriously hot. RAWR.
while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies*
regardless of whether or not this song is a joke, the drums are NO JOKE SON. fucking love that fill at 2:00, i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns, what the fuck mike!
As stated a while ago when this song first surfaced, it was originally meant to be on a TYAG full length, but then we broke up and were going to use it for a studio project. But, after 3 days straight in the studio with no sleep, a 4 am vocal session produced this retardation, and the rest is history.
i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns
haha that one's nothing too fancy. Just a couple of 5 stroke rolls, all single strokes though. alternating. I'll just write it out in a little bit. Better than working.
Yep, it's funny cause when i try to open porn, my computer says stuff like:
BLOCKED
"this material has been deemed inappropriate, and classified as pornography."
..... and when i try to open your stuff it says:
BLOCKED
"this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom."
My opinion on Melocalypse has changed a lot. I still stand by my early claims that show was retarded. The early stuff was not funny at all. The newer shit I've seen is pretty awesome though. It's more about doing ACTUAL funny things and not just cliche metal things (which aren't funny usually).
i think the show is pretty funny, but the thing that pisses me off the most about it is that somehow people think by watching that show that they are an expert on Death metal. for example if i tell someone who doesnt listen to metal, that i play in a death metal band, the first thing they say is "oh nice, yea i watch metalocalypse too!"
i think the show is pretty funny, but the thing that pisses me off the most about it is that somehow people think by watching that show that they are an expert on Death metal. for example if i tell someone who doesnt listen to metal, that i play in a death metal band, the first thing they say is "oh nice, yea i watch metalocalypse too!"
At which point you forcefully place a drum stick in their bunghole sideways, I hope.
post by brian_dc at Jul 14,2010 11:46am edited Jul 14,2010 11:56am
My opinion on Melocalypse has changed a lot. I still stand by my early claims that show was retarded. The early stuff was not funny at all. The newer shit I've seen is pretty awesome though. It's more about doing ACTUAL funny things and not just cliche metal things (which aren't funny usually).
I haven't seen any of the new stuff. But that was totally my take on the early stuff. I looked at it from a neutral, "Is this funny?" basis. And it failed. I was bummed, too, because it was the same crew who did Home Movies. Home Movies is easily one of my favorite adult swim shows. So I thought it was a big fall off in quality.
I liked the first few episodes but probably on novelty value alone. After that it got unfunny as shit. Just saw some newer episodes the other day and it's greatly improved; I noticed Brian Posehn co-wrote some stuff so I'm guessing that's why I liked it.
Proof positive that all negative reviews of Metalocalypse online calling it degrading to metal are by people that only watched the pilot episode and deemed the entire show a failure without giving it a chance to develop.
there's no reason to discuss whether or not the show is funny, that's obviously all personal opinion. I find it funny as shit, and i hope it stays on the air for 20 seasons.
guys, guys, guys! *separates brian+lamp* i know it's hard to get along, and the easy way out is to fight with small knives wearing tight jeans... but that's NOT the answer. The answer is:
YOU GOT TO PRAY, JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY, YOU GOT TO PRAY! DUM DEE DEE DUM DEE DEE DUM DEE DEE DUM YOU GOT TO PRAY JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY *dances like an idiot*