Anal Vuvuzuela is seeking members to play soccer themed grind / death metal. We are a drummer & guitarist/vocals and we rehearse in the Boston area. Seeking second guitarist and a bassist. If you would like to audition email anal_soccer_grind@yahoo.com and we will set something up.

I hope this is real, cus this is an awesome idea!

Doodoozeila is a better name.

there is no way this is real.

I'm picturing Exhumed mixed with an army of vuvuzeilas.

only football riffs are real.

you have drums, guitars and vocals, and are seeking guitar and bass but not seeking anyone to play the vuvuzela?

what's next, starting a soccer team and looking for a first baseman, outfielder, running back, and linebacker instead of athletes who play the soccer positions?

Yes, this is real. My drummer just informed me that I spelled the band name wrong AGAIN, it should be ANAL VUVUZELA. We don't need a new band member to play the vuvuzela, sorry.

just what the world needs, another grind/death metal band

a grind/death metal band is like saying I wanna start a tech/hardcore band

Oh sorry we don't have a super kool title for our music like "POWER VIOLENCE", you sound like a couple of old bitches.

Why do you need other members if you already have drums, guitar, and vocals, and are looking to play grind?

Just we need, another band playin death metal and callin it grind...

it's more likely than you think

instead of starting more useless bands, you should just drown yourself in the kitchen sink

::waits for the soccer-themed porn "Vulvazela"::

Rule 34?

Yes, I call rule 34 on vuvuzelas.

I still think the idea is awesome! Then again HavaGrind is still in the works haha.

Good luck Anal Vuvuzela!

You owe Eric Wood $100 for the use of the words "Power Violence" in this thread.

ITT: a whole bunch of people get aril'ed

You look like a hardcore kid so what the fuck do you know about either? Our riffs are more grind, the vocals are more death metal style.

hardcore is closer to grind than death metal

oh wait, I don't care.

http://www.myspace.com/intheshitboston




eat a dick

Oh no, beatdown grind, I should be scared! We have songs about soccer hooligan fights, I guess that makes us beatdown soccer grind death metal super power violence core!!!

Eat a nutsack!

sorry, i couldnt hear you. my band has been busy playing shows and recording. did you say something relevant?

Don't feed the troll.

^^^ LOVE IT!!!^^^

You were SO busy doing these amazing things with your band that you just had to pop into this discussion and start talking shit! More likely you were busy eating a family size microwave lasagna. And no wonder you couldn't hear me with those fucking 22 inch rims in your ears.

this thread is full of lolzy behavior

ROLLING ON DUBZ

uh, glad you thought of me hunny, but I've been in the moutains all day.
Not me, nice try

if you still have signal then YA NOT FAR ENOUGH

I have a signal now because I'm in north Conway nh. It's so fucking crowded up here now, WTF?
funny, all this shit going on when I'm on vacation and now the troll changes his name to accuse me and make Godzilla believe it was me. bunch o pussies on this board.

moar mountains less rttp.

GO!

i honestly can't believe ANYONE would believe this. come on people. If they're new people that no one knows... then how do they know what godzilla looks like? and if someone DOES know them, who are they? They're fucking trolls people! stop arguing with trolls, it's silly.

fap fap fap do a ritual about it squirrel fap fap fap

oh yeah...
ARIL- the "do a ritual about it" pic is NOT mfr. don't lie to me again.

fuck you guys I'm logging in.
I never said it was mfr, what the fuck are you talking about?
This thread wasn't me although it's lol,
I've got no beef with zilla and obviously some pussy fag talks shit about people then tries making it look like it's me,
that wasn't me fapping in the mountains.

oh yeah...
OUCHDRUMMER- stop confusing me with other people or making stuff up

What is this death metal you speak of?

i definitely was not confusing you with ANYONE else jim. When we went to Gorguts together you told me that was mark in that pic. sorry for calling you out online, don't get so butthurt about it.

he prob said it looked like mfr. you fuggin stoners

ARIL, HOW DOES THEY WORK?

I never said that dude. Why would I say someone else is in a pic that's obviously me? That's retarded. You must have misheard something or whatever. I'm not butthurt about it other than people accusing me of doing shit I don't do.

DO THAT SHIT YOU DOOOOOOOO

ITT: someone fed Gizmo after midnight

touche

If I DID say that, I'm baffled on why I would, because I was pretty sure everyone knew that pic was me and I was with MFR half that night. I'm confused duder.

I passed that message around and everyone I know who saw it agreed that Eric Wood definitely didn't write that post, and they were definitely people who'd know better than you or I. Not sure if you're joking around or not, just putting that out there.

He's obviously dead serious.

holy fucking shit

Dead serious about the actuality of that comment, not a chance. Dead serious about making fun of the guy for something else he probably didn't say, who knows.

No way, it happened over MySpace.

It was told to us by j randall that eric wood sent the same message to the weekend nachos kids.

not gonna lie, that was pretty damn good.

lol @ telling Weekend Nachos they aren't powerviolence.

John thoroughly rejects that label and the band's newer records are a clear departure from the sound anyway, it would be like telling me I'm not a black guy.

favorite.

@ouchdrummer yea i kinda figured this is a joke, but i still figured just in case i should toss in a fuck off.

ITT: troll reveals himself

wait what

I would never make fun of something that happened on the internet.

only the godzilla is reall yehah haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ONLY FISH ARE REAL

What is Terrorizer then?

Pay no attention to me. Jesus may not approve, but I just sucked the sperm straight out of a donkey dick on Tuesday. Tasty, but it also means I have no right to say anything, ever.

wow, you're black?

this is some funny shit

this is some funny shit

You got me there dude! you are a genius.

i feel like i should know who this is, but i all i can think is that it looks like Walter White from Breaking Bad