hi I recently got fired from working at a mobil station for something stupid I did and i don't think many places will take me after this..I need help about getting a job and stuff. I have a lot of opiates and cocane in my system and I know about the GNC store stuff but don't think it will work. please help me I have to sell stuff and might go homeless soon..I don't know how my kids are going to go to school if i can't get a job in this econimy so please help it will be appreciated thanks

You said kids, indicating you have more than one. Have you considered a trip to Thailand for the one you have the least affection for?

well....

1st- your jobs aren't "legally" allowed to say anything bad about you to prospective jobs. That probably won't stop them from saying it, but saying that you worked at a whole different place entirely fixes that. Claim you worked for a business that went under, then there's no one they can call for bad references.

2nd-both cocaine and opiates won't last any longer that 4 days in your system. If you can get an interview scheduled, AND impress them long enough to get a drug test before the 4 days are up.... no nevermind, that won't happen. It will be at LEAST a week before you'd get a drug test, and probably 2 weeks. As long as you DON'T DO MORE DRUGS BEFORE THEN, then you should pass. Which will really depend on whether or not you love these so called "kids" that you have.

hide a kid in the basement. in a cage. hide it from the econimy.

sell your kids for drugs

I got fired for sexual harassment once...still managed to get work.

sells your drugs for kids

thank "ouchdrummer" for being the only one to respond. the rest of you can fuck off I might be homeless soon

ya well dont do fucking coke and when you have kids and get fired from your job over something stupid when you know the economy sucks for jobs. welcome to rttp asshole.

what a joke.. what are you the fucking doorman. i come for advice on getting new jobs before i lose everything this fuckijg twat comes out of nowhere..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs

this is what i call "tough love"....
Tom- I really think one of the unfortunate side effects of doing coke and opiates is that your priorities get moved around. This situation might be just what this guy needs to get some help.

Anonymous dude-
Get help. You don't wanna be quitting those things on your own WHILE you try and get a job. Go to a suboxone clinic, get on it TODAY, and start trying to get a job.

There are no life coaches on internet messageboards specializing in heavy metal and bestiality pornography. Unless you too are looking to specialize in heavy metal and bestiality pornography.

Who the fuck comes onto RTTP for real advice?

Drug addicts.

autotune it!

I also think this is the wrong website to ask for help on... but at least I offered the little i could.

Papa Jimbo will make it aaaall better.

I was being serious when I suggested he sell one of his children into the booming market of South East Asian sex slavery. It's good fucking money, especially if the kid's caucasian.

do more drugs

you cant get unemployment benefits when you get fired. do some volunteer work to make up for it.


also

weed > cocaine

you actually CAN get unemployment.... IF you claim that you got fired unfairly (like, if what you did wasn't so bad that a written warning wouldn't have sufficed.) or if you claim the company was being unfair to you in some way..... which is actually pretty easy to do.

ya its still worth the effort of filing

Yes. I got unemployment from Cumberland Farms once. I was late for work pretty much EVERY day. My manager there was a fat ugly broad who fired me for repeatedly being late. I called unemployment and claimed that she fired me because i wouldn't go out of a date with her. I said that other people were late ALL the time too (which wasn't true) and that she singled me out because i wouldn't go out with her. They didnt' even fight it. it was cheaper to give me unemployment than it was to go to court about it. YEAH!



(this story is not REALLY about me mr. IRS worker, i'm just writting from my fictional personality. SM:9)

ATTN Unemployment Office: This thread

I thought it was the other way around... that you can NOT get unemployment if you quit, but you CAN get the benefits if you were fired or laid off...? Twisted, I know, but I coulda sworn I knew somebody who has been on benefits since New Years after getting canned.

Oh and by the way, annonymous guy. I hope you don't smoke weed cuz that shit can stay in your system 3 weeks or longer if you're smoking regularly....

don't be a jerk, that was a fictional work i just wrote. I never even got fired from cumbys more than that one time.

you're half right, you ONLY are supposed to get it if you're laid off. But you can get it with the exceptions i spoke of earlier. And yes weed lasts a lot longer, but you can definitely cover weed.

Don't tell allston that.

Haha who are these people that come to rttp for advice? People that go to shows or regular posters? Regardless, I'd suggest you clean up your act. You could always live off the grid and move to the wilderness away from society. You won't need drugs.

Really, you're just dilluting what you've got stored in there... but true nonetheless.

It is still ludacris that companies care about weed. I work in a corporate environment and most of these people smok or have smoked.. they're all alcoholics though.

you talking about weed in you're pee? If so, then no... it's not diluting. That's what you do with water. I'm talking about masking it. Which is what you do with drinks with high levels of Creotine. thank you.

Nothin better than smoking in a suit and tie, right Jim?

god damn right.

some guy is suiing walmart for firing him after testing positive for pot on a drug test. the guy has fucking brain cancer and is legally able to smoke in that state as well as having a clean record at work and never smoking on the job. the world fucking sucks.

yea I saw that onth news.. What a shame. might help of he wasn't a hick and didn't look like a crackhead. But regardless, he shoud be allowed to do it. Let's hope CA votes yes this November.

that's fucking unbelievable. and ya know, the worst part is, he probably can't even support himself while the lawsuit is going on, and Walmart will probably drag it out for years. By the time it's over, the dude will be dead, and won't have had the medicines/treatment he needed up till then.

Dillution is what most products are based on. They all claim the same thing and make shittons of money off said claims when really, you probably could have got the same effect from your kitchen sink. Testing companies/labs know about this so you can actually fail for pissing too clean.
The thing about the creatine drinks / products is that they metabolize in your system to make it look like you didn't dillute your urine when actually that's mainly what you did.

Walmart pays shit anyway. Poor guy would probably earn a better living selling his stash. I'm sure it'd improve his quality of life.

You came to the wrong place....TROLL

Fire your children. Inject welfare. Sleep in ATMs.

What Tom said. Get off drugs, stay in milk and drink lotsa school. Fool.

I love the idea of someone skipping every social network available and going straight to RTTP. Please don't ruin that vision for me.

Don't tell them.

All we can tell you is that tanks didn't exist in World War I.

ummmmm don't put them down as a reference or for work experience...lol

also, weed and cocaine are two completely different drugs.

dam ive been crushing up buds and snorting it for years and NOW you tell me this??

lol

no really, that's not right. Believe what you want, but when you're only drinking 20oz of something it doesn't really count as "dilluting" does it? No. It doesn't. Sure there are bullshit drinks out there that tell you to drink a full glass of water 40 min before, 20 min before, and 20/40 minutes after you drink IT and YES those are dillutants, but there are definitely drinks that work on covering up the THC. Which BY THE WAY is NOT what companies claim and make money off of, companies claim that there drinks will "clean you out" or "purge your system". THAT is the bullshit claim that doesn't actually exist.

Hi, I do coke and have made bad life choices...someone feel bad for me.

You're the highest paid actor on television and a 9/11 truther. What's wrong with that?

hookers and blow till death son!!!

I should've had my nuts cut off as an infant to never allow a douche-bag like myself to have offspring, but instead I will contribute to a further decay of civilization for upcoming generations. Thanks for letting me live life to the fullest.

Quit being a faggot get a job with no drug test. Plenty out there.

tell them you excel at barrel rolls.

oh and good job doing coke and opiates and getting fired for something stupid when you have kids. you deserve what you get.

It's in my resume. It should be in everyone's.

glassy barrels and sticky afghani?

GET ON IT.

KILL YOURSELF

Do you have any special talents or skills? If you do, maybe there's another way to make money.

My wife and I have a three year old daughter, and it's only because I have an unconventional job that we've been able to make things work. While it's as hard as fuck to get a reasonable number of hours a week, being essentially my own boss, it gave me the time to watch our daughter for the first two years of her life while my wife was at work full-time, but still be able to bring in some money to the household. Now that my wife has been unemployed for over a year and still can't find a job (she was "overqualified" to be a cashier at her last interview), once her unemployment runs out, I'll at least still have an income to keep a roof over our heads and food in our daughter's stomach. The negative side of course is that if work dried up for me, I would not get an unemployment check at all, but it's incredibly unlikely that all my students would quit at the same time.

Not sure if the self-employment suggestion would apply to you, but since no one else mentioned it, I thought I'd bring it up.

Good luck dude.

dude, hes a drug addict. He has NO skills.

He might have MAD skills!

Quite possibly. I actually feel exactly the way about this that Tom does, and almost said the same, but I decided to be nice in my comment since he has kids and I have a kid and kids don't choose to have all these crazy cirumstances in life thrust upon them.