YETI, get on this!

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/19.../Top-10-biggest-dicks-in-metal.html

Tracii Guns - 8.5 inches - (L.A. Guns)
Fred Coury - 8.5 inches - (Cinderella)
Rikki Rockett - 9 inches - (Poison)
Dani Filth - 9 inches (Cradle of Filth)
Zach De La Rocha - 9 inches (Rage Against the Machine)
Jerry Cantrell - 10 inches (Alice in Chains)
Joey Castillo - 10 inches (Danzig)
Phil Anselmo - 10 inches (Pantera/Down)
Tommy Lee - 10.5 inches (Motley Crue)
Peter Steele - 11 inches (Type O Negative)

judging by that famous pic, pretty sure steele's junk ain't 11 inches. this list is false

I was gonna say. It's gotta be 8.5 at most.

-rockstar penis institute

Yeah, if I know anything, I know Peter Steele's cock and it was not 11 inches.

Everyone knows he was black on the down low... Dani Filth is the surprise though. He's so short! So adorable! Naw, not adorable, I take it back. Did I mention he's a SHORT MOTHERFUCKER!?

And there was a similar list on Metal Sludge only waaaay longer(tehee). It included tiny pricks too. Kerry King's wanger is only 6 inches if I remember correctly... the Gods frown upon this.

Mine is identical to Peter's peter, that's not 11 inches.

shit just got real son.

For some odd reason I'd think these lists would be all false and fabricated by some whorebag chick who fantasizes. Unless stated in band interviews or whathaveyou, the actual size would be drastically exaggerated by word of mouth.
-rockstar penis institute

Where are the Plaster Casters when you need them?!

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No mention of Alec John Such? This thread is the wishful speculation of faggots.

Yeah, the size of Peter's cock was greatly exaggerated by a lady friend. She insisted it was a foot long, and showed me the Playgirl clipping, and I wasn't impressed. It was more like "cool dick, bro.." and then I showed her my very attainable and dignified 3.5

take extenze and stretch it out or you're a pussy

everyone knows penis measurements are not relevant unless you have a raging hardon.

-small penis institute

everyone knows that girls don't care about your penis unless you are rich.

Now that I'm in a non-work(school) environment, I can see that if Peter Steele is 10 inches, I'm 12. Fuckin' inaccurate measurements!

ITT: people comparing their cocks with Steele's

You calculate the aspect ratio (A), then measure with a piece of thread to account for curvature.

U=2(P/4.3)