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returntothepit >> discuss >> BOOBTOUCHER by boobtoucher on Apr 23,2004 10:04pm
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toggletoggle post by boobtoucher  at Apr 23,2004 10:04pm
This is what I do on Friday nights when the_network has no shows...I work...stay at my parents and drink till I fall asleep cuz I have to work Sat. morning. Sometimes, I luck out and get some extra little fun drug or two. Then, I come on RTTP and hope other people talk as well. My parents have all the movie channels so its a pretty good time. I get to catch up on Soprano's, Enthusiasm, etc. So, cheers to eveyone else and good luck on your trip avoiding reality. Whether that trip consists of weed, coke, booze, pills proclaming your straight edge superiority, reading comics, masturbating, bitching on message boards, calling ex-girlfriends and making a fool out of yourself, making up riffs, dissecting stupid metal solos, etc. BOO-YAH!

Oh yea, tomorrow night at the_network compound (95 Toland Rd. Dover, NH), 2 hot ass strippers!!! come one, come all, bring your vices and your dollar bills.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 23,2004 10:19pm
strippers, reheeeeeeeeeally? looks like i might have plans for tomorrow night!



toggletoggle post by boobtoucher  at Apr 23,2004 10:38pm
seriously partner! doors @8 bitches from 9-11...booze all night

you, the rev, succubus...lets do this thing



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 23,2004 11:48pm
aaron, you in?

will hoser be there?



toggletoggle post by birthrites   at Apr 24,2004 1:07am
yeah! FUCK yeah!



toggletoggle post by boobtoucher  at Apr 24,2004 1:14am
hoser better be in who are you birthrite??? u in?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 24,2004 3:46am
wait rev and i are stripping?

whoah



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 24,2004 4:17am
I'll be in CT..
but this would be freaking hilarious.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Apr 24,2004 4:47am
Pictures!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 24,2004 11:37am
DeOdiumMortis said:
Pictures!


i might be able to handle these duties!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 24,2004 12:39pm
try..but i dunno if they will let you...it depends i guess...i've known strippers to do a lot more than "strip"..but still had issues getting their pics taken..heh

anyhow, I'd go but I feel odd going without the_reverend =(



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 24,2004 12:43pm
you mean you'd feel queer.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 24,2004 12:44pm
there's always no flash/sneaky pics...

this is where having a tiny camera comes in handy! bwahaha!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 24,2004 1:05pm
hAh!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 25,2004 1:27am edited Apr 25,2004 1:29am
OMFG, I just got back from the networks house party... though they had nothing to do with the party or the strippers, some guy was going into the service and it was a party for him...

I got some sick fuckin pictures and movie clips, I think! with no flash.

3 girls, 1 good looking, 1 okay but with a cottage cheese ass, and the other one looked like my ex's mom. but they were naked and that's all that matters. hahaha.. Started out with $20 lap dances around the room (if it were $5 i would have done one)...then for some money one of the girls put both of her hands in her vag, then put a cup of water in it and sprayed it all over some dudes face a few times and I got this on video! then for $200 two of the girls did a double headed dildo in a bunch of different positions for about 5 minutes. wasn't worth 200, but i didn't have to pay a dime!

oh yeah, $3 to suck on the old ones nipples... they were huge nipples too.

the other girl did private dances in the other rooms. Tim got one for $60 and got a souvineir on his jeans from it

after this, no one had any money left so they packed up their stuff and left. then we all watched a couple of network shows on tape, one in ny, the other in maine... and MESHUGGAH at last years metalfest.

HOSER showed up just after the strippers left... I'll post some of the highlight pics, not sure about the videos though.

good times! thanks kevin for posting about this!




toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 25,2004 1:26pm
where are the pics??



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 25,2004 1:36pm
anonymous? wow, someone is afraid of being perverted?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 25,2004 2:00pm
wow... strippers have gotten a bit more um.. outragious...
haven't they?
I guess they have to keep up with the internet and all.

Though, I think 2 strippers using a double dong in your living room might require some sanitizing... there were probably crab, herpes, and skabbies sprayed all over that place.



toggletoggle post by flyingpoopdestroyer  at Apr 25,2004 2:06pm
the chick that did the squirty thing had the nastiest, worst looking fake tits ever. EVER!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 25,2004 2:29pm
i don't think those were fake... they looked pretty real. the old blonde one possibly had fake ones though.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 25,2004 2:34pm
you should have felt them..then you would know

wasn't it you Tom who let the stripper with fake boobs feel them? or was that The Mexican?
i forget...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 25,2004 2:34pm
oops i mean she let YOU feel hers...damn my head hurts..



toggletoggle post by retzam at Apr 25,2004 2:39pm
hahahaha

Tom, when are you going to post the pictures?



toggletoggle post by flyingpoopdestroyer -nli at Apr 25,2004 10:57pm
yeah, i guess they could have been real. i dunno. the best part of the night was when kevin snuck lamb of god into the cd player while the girls were in the middle of the dildo show. that made my night.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 26,2004 12:34am
yeah, none of the prep guys cared because there were naked girls!



toggletoggle post by boobtoucher  at Apr 26,2004 10:37am
the_reverend said:

Though, I think 2 strippers using a double dong in your living room might require some sanitizing... there were probably crab, herpes, and skabbies sprayed all over that place.


No more than usual though i suppose...



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 26,2004 3:53pm edited Nov 26,2004 3:53pm
retzam said:
hahahaha

Tom, when are you going to post the pictures?


SINCE MY SITE'S BACK UP... HERE ARE THE STRIPPER PARTY PICS WITH THE NETWORK... HAHAHA


http://www.watchtomhumponline.com/?p=image...lery&a=day&year=2004&month=4&day=25



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Nov 26,2004 9:24pm
jesus christ, you NH peeps know how to hang. i should start takin 3 hour trips up north to party



toggletoggle post by $ilky at Nov 28,2004 10:20pm
Dover NH doesn't fuck around.



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