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returntothepit >> discuss >> a proclamation of truth by The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert on Mar 18,2010 11:33am
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toggletoggle post by The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert at Mar 18,2010 11:33am
I, Casbert, have been informed by my advisors that I shall retake this land. From this day on, I, the great warrior Casbert, officially proclaim this kingdom as mine. DestroyYouAlot has been demoted to dungeon slave; his master abilities are stripped. From this day on, Richard Horror shall be knighted and known as Sir Richard Horror and he shall serve this great kingdom. Those who oppose such rulings shall be exectued in public. Those who adhere to my leadership shall prosper and serve this great kingdom. From this day on, I, Casbert, officially promote Blessed Offal as jester of this kingdom. His new role shall be respected and understood.
I, Casbert the Great, officially declare war on this "Bova" I have heard so much about. This "Bova" is an enemy to all, and shall be banished for life. Those of you who oppose this ruling shall be executed.
This is now the Kingdom of Casbert. Good day.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Mar 18,2010 11:48am
This thread was a good read.



toggletoggle post by The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert at Mar 18,2010 12:33pm
Cosbert approves of that statement.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 18,2010 12:36pm
I shall stand with the Army of Bova in defiance of your unjust proclamation of LIES.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2010 12:39pm
We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!



toggletoggle post by The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert at Mar 18,2010 12:43pm
Fuckismysignature is hereby expelled from this jurisdiction. He shall be executed at the next "Scaphism" show.



toggletoggle post by The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert at Mar 18,2010 12:51pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!


SILENCE you miserable fool! You are a dungeon slave. Mop the fucking floor!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 18,2010 12:58pm
prepare for battle!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 18,2010 1:08pm
you don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Casbert, you and all your silly anti-Bova k-nnnnnights!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2010 1:52pm
The%20True%20Neutral%20Human%20Warrior%20Casbert said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!


SILENCE you miserable fool! You are a dungeon slave. Mop the fucking floor!


Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!



toggletoggle post by The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert at Mar 22,2010 9:44am
It is with regret that I must inform you of the demotion of GoatCatalyst. He, from this day forth, shall be a soup chef in the grand kitchen. His duties will pertain to that of a slave, much like that of DestroyYouAlot. His demotion comes at an opportune time; a time where we need all the best warriors on the battlefield.
Good day all.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 22,2010 9:50am
I like to beat off on sleeping, unsuspecting women. Oh yes.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 22,2010 9:53am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
I like to beat off on sleeping, unsuspecting women. Oh yes.


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