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returntothepit >> discuss >> Human Centipede by thuringwethil on Jan 25,2010 8:50pm
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toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jan 25,2010 8:50pm

bennyhillifier

um . . .

yeah.

this is the most horrifying horror movie concept I've ever heard of.

thank u, interwebz.

clegh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2010 9:23pm
So it looks like he surgically bonds them together in a chain ass to mouth?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 25,2010 11:38pm
good call on this one. ive been wanting to see it



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 26,2010 12:19am
srsly. gtfo.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 26,2010 3:00am

A2M?!?!?



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Mar 31,2010 7:26pm


i suppose it's inevitable....
this movie is coming out....
grosssssssssss
and u know we have to see it on the big screen....



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 4,2010 5:05pm
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/36758/fin...-the-human-centipede-first-sequence

trailer is up.
so nasty. he EXPLAINS TO THEM what he's going to do.
yikes.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 4,2010 6:14pm
so, is this a re-release to theaters? I have friends who claim they've seen this but never reveal where or how. Supposedly it came out in '09 but information on how to get it on DVD is non-existant.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 4,2010 6:35pm
The Coolidge may get this sometime in the future. No guarantees but its been talked about.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 4,2010 7:19pm
well it was screened at a few filmfests, then IFC picked it up so it's gonna be released somehow

it looks fucking disgusting, but then, why is Grand Guignol so popular in the first place?



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 5,2010 8:04am
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
The Coolidge may get this sometime in the future. No guarantees but its been talked about.


You will let me know. yes.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Apr 11,2010 11:34am
Human Centipede at the Coolidge

Fri & Sat, May 7 & 8 @fter midnite!

Exclusive Boston Premiere!

This film has sent people running out of theatres!

Do not eat directly before this screening!

Not for the faint of heart!

"A masterpiece of perverse originality, truly unique." Devin Faraci, CHUD

During a stopover in Germany in the middle of a carefree roadtrip through Europe, two American girls find themselves alone at night when their car breaks down in the woods. Searching for help at a nearby villa, they are wooed into the clutches of a deranged retired surgeon who explains his mad scientific vision to his captives’ utter horror. They are to be the subjects of his sick lifetime fantasy: to be the first to connect people, one to the next, via their gastric system, and in doing so bring to life 'the human centipede'.

Truly one-of-a-kind, Tom Six's twisted biological horror film The Human Centipede confidently goes where few films have dared to go. The sick vision of a demented surgeon (a role portrayed so brilliantly by Dieter Laser it is sure to join Freddy, Jason, and Leatherface in the horror pantheon) is a 100% medically accurate nightmare.

dir. Tom Six, w/ Dieter Laser, Akihiro Kitamura 1h30m



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 11,2010 12:11pm
YESSSS.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 11,2010 4:04pm
holy shit this is going to be FUCKED.



toggletoggle post by lbprovidence at Apr 11,2010 5:39pm
i might actually travel to see this movie.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 11,2010 8:50pm
ep!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Apr 11,2010 9:59pm
Reminds me of Body parts.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 11,2010 10:19pm edited Apr 11,2010 10:19pm
you think this is intense you all need to see men behind the sun.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Apr 12,2010 3:18am
They'd have to be the same blood type, no?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Apr 12,2010 6:08am
I want to see it poop.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 12,2010 7:41am
RTTP field trip.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 12,2010 9:10am
bloblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
"A masterpiece of perverse originality, truly unique." Devin Faraci, CHUD

isn't this the same guy that ran the Gloucester Artspace?



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 12,2010 6:51pm edited Apr 12,2010 6:52pm
swamplorddvm said[orig][quote]
They'd have to be the same blood type, no?


i don't think the doctor gives a rat's ass about blood type. He comes to regret that oversight towards the end, but . . .



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Apr 12,2010 7:37pm
For a truly successful operation they'd have to live a good amount of time.



toggletoggle post by nightmare from the trailer at Apr 13,2010 8:33am
DO NOT WANT



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Apr 13,2010 12:52pm
HAHA I wanna see this reeeeeally bad.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 19,2010 7:47am
http://www.coolidge.org/node/2639

May 7! come out on my birthday but DO NOT EAT beforehand!



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Apr 19,2010 8:43am
Hulu put up another trailer.

I want to die.



toggletoggle post by Fecal Matters at Apr 19,2010 9:09am
Are there any other theaters actually showing this besides this one...??
http://www.coolidge.org/showtimes




toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 19,2010 10:14am
Fecal%20Matters said[orig][quote]
Are there any other theaters actually showing this besides this one...??
http://www.coolidge.org/showtimes



I just needed to tell you, fecal doesn't matter. It just doesn't, gay robot.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 3,2010 2:54pm
FRIDAY!



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toggletoggle post by Snli at May 3,2010 3:29pm
Just watched this last night Comcast on demand. It was pretty decent.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at May 3,2010 3:40pm
might be working friday night...



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 3,2010 3:50pm
My buddy had better not bitch out on this. If I go alone, I'm making Wren hold my hand.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 3,2010 3:55pm
popcorn box with the hole in the bottom ftw.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at May 3,2010 9:59pm
I masturbated and wrote deathcore songs while watching this movie



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 3,2010 10:42pm
Snli said[orig][quote]
Just watched this last night Comcast on demand. It was pretty decent.
that shit for free?



toggletoggle post by Fecal Matters at May 4,2010 8:53am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Snli said[orig][quote]
Just watched this last night Comcast on demand. It was pretty decent.
that shit for free?


$7 on demand sunnn!!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 4,2010 9:00am
ghey...I'd rather see in at Coolidge if I get the opportunity



toggletoggle post by Dangle*terd at May 4,2010 9:31am
watching new horror flick in comfort of own home w/ lots o'greenary present=not ghey.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 4,2010 9:43am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
ghey...I'd rather see in at Coolidge if I get the opportunity


you and me on Friday man. order your ticket now!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 4,2010 10:55am
I may have to help my buddy prepare for a bachelor party...but if not, I'm there



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 4,2010 11:24am
keep me informed



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 4,2010 12:06pm
Yup, saw this listed on demand last night. Going to order it tonight and watch it with my 14 year old son and scar him for life. I will take my parent of the year award now, K? Thanks.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 4,2010 1:17pm
Guess I know what I'm watching this week.



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toggletoggle post by pam   at May 5,2010 1:24pm
Watched this last night. Hilariously bad acting and dialog but it was pretty fucking disturbing. Thumbs up.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 5,2010 1:28pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Watched this last night. Hilariously bad acting and dialog but it was pretty fucking disturbing. Thumbs up.


looks disturbing.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 5,2010 1:38pm
boxxy said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
Watched this last night. Hilariously bad acting and dialog but it was pretty fucking disturbing. Thumbs up.


looks disturbing.


There's basically no way to watch someone sob into someone else's asshole without imagining being sewn to someone's asshole. O_o



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 5,2010 1:43pm
makes me want slurm



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 5,2010 11:18pm
Pretty mediocre. If you went into the film without knowing the gimic it may have been shocking but it's been so hyped who doesn't. Would have worked way better trimmed down to an hour like an episode of Masters of horror.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at May 6,2010 9:15am
Well, I'm working Friday night! Come by and say hello!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 9,2010 11:01am
Movie sucks. Not even good for shock value. The first 60 minutes are a setup to a bad porn. I'd rather throw my money away donating $10 to haiti.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 9,2010 11:04am
it was alright but not nearly as shocking as i thought it was going to be.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at May 9,2010 11:27am
wow, you guys are jaded!

did you have to SEE the doo-doo or anything BEYOND the ass-cutting scene to believe it? Yucky!



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at May 9,2010 2:21pm
semi-original and fucked up idea, however, execution was amateur. was hoping for more/better. still ended on a rather dismal note



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at May 10,2010 7:53pm
did you guys expect a car chase from this?

I've seen Martyrs, Inside, Irreversible, Funny Games, even Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and this still haunts me.

I am glad that some of it was hilarious, though. Kinda breaks the mirror.



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toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at May 10,2010 7:59pm
yes, I see, Wren!
may try to recruit a few holdouts for next time.

but all told.........



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at May 10,2010 8:18pm
car chase? don't know what that even means. I expected it to live up to some of its hype (for me). That's all.

Martyrs, Inside, Irreversible . . . all superior movies and more fucked up than Human Centipede.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at May 10,2010 9:28pm
i get the sense that he was holding back because he just wanted to stick our toe in the water for the ocean that is to come with the second movie

I mean ppl WHO I'VE SPAKEN WITH WHO WERE DISAPPOINTED wanted to see actual poop (and maybe even a poop car chase) before they'd get horrified. To me, the concept is bad enuff.

The hype happened after the film was edited and made. Last year.

Fuckit, I give up (for now), hehehe.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at May 10,2010 9:31pm
BTW, Tom Six is considered the worst director in Holland. This latest is inevitably his gimmick-y "Citizen Kane," but it strikes me that he's the first to admit that.



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at May 10,2010 9:42pm edited May 10,2010 9:43pm
he's better than Uwe Boll. His movies are like poop car chases.



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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 3:22pm
put it on, but I'm not really paying attention to it. I can't believe the asian dude is the head. nikon camera too.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 3:23pm
probably so he can have a good convo with it. I'm also not sure why he wants them to have eyes in the middle.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 3:26pm
and what does it matter if the last girl is wearing a diaper?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 3:27pm
will farts come out their noses?



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at May 18,2010 8:15pm
and yet again, it's at the Coolidge this weekend!

http://coolidge.org/node/2639



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 8:21pm
he had to pump fluids into the middle people cause they aren't sucking the pee I don't think.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 8:21pm
did the asian dude void his bowels when he died?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 8,2010 1:45pm



toggletoggle post by Dangle*terd at Jun 8,2010 2:16pm
FEED HER!!!!!FEED HERRRR!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jun 8,2010 9:10pm
It's on my on demand for $7



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jun 9,2010 9:26pm
I am going to watch this movie right now..wish me luck



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jun 9,2010 11:02pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Watched this last night. Hilariously bad acting and dialog but it was pretty fucking disturbing. Thumbs up.


the dr is a creeper, movie is pretty ducked
up so far



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jun 9,2010 11:04pm
*fucked up
haha



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Sep 20,2010 8:34pm
so Seth McFarlane is going to be THE NARRATOR in the sequel, according to IMDB

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1530509/

go Stewie!



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Sep 24,2010 6:38pm
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player...bcpid88218671001?bctid=614634466001

Part II trailer is up. Kinda annoying until the last ten seconds.



toggletoggle post by DaveMaggotCOTDS   at Sep 24,2010 7:04pm edited Sep 24,2010 7:07pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 6,2010 5:04pm
.



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sphincto at Oct 6,2010 5:48pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
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OOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEAHH!

And i just watched this movie last nite, awesome flick



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Sep 21,2011 7:41pm



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