honestly, 13 going 30 is a masterpiece compared to this bullshit

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363282/
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/n/newyorkminute.php

looks like the worst thing ever.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/new_york_minute/
trailer

someone needs to bitch slap all the fans of these girls. they need to crash and burn in a big way.

13 going on 30 looks cute

i really wanna see vanhelsing though

i hope van helsing does well so a castlevania movie can come out... that would fucking rule.

the whole first time I saw the trailer, I was saying it had to be castlevania.

Castlevania movie would be awesome! Vanhelsing looks better than Hellboy though.

the_reverend said:

yep i remember!

How are they cramming the Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein's monster stories into one 90-115 minute movie? I don't see them spending enough time on any one part to build up enough story to make the movie decent. It's a special-effects wankering, but at least the visuals look really good.

we're going to need guns.
lots of guns.

I wanted to close with saying "welcome to the Gaytrix" but I didn't/forgot.

The movie looks like an over-embellished version of Monster Squad.

"WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS!" "We have to blow a hole in Dumbo?"

I actually want to see Hellboy, heard it was a good time. I'm going to fucking see Kill Bill 2 this weekend, though. I just bought the first one. No good special features, though.

Oh, and I would do dirty, nasty things to the Olsen twins. Think German scheisse films.

the olsen twins arent even hot

sucks that they got nose jobs