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returntothepit >> discuss >> GRAVESIDESERVICE ARRESTED! by fat ass hole on Dec 21,2009 11:20pm
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toggletoggle post by fat ass hole at Dec 21,2009 11:20pm
Band members were arrested for harassing people into taking unwanted surplus copies of their latest release. Vocalist suffered the heaviest penalty, after causing a scene when the counter crew at Olneyville NY System refused to recognize his "celebrity" status for a 10 percent discount. The vocalist crammed a copy of Popes Pears down the foreigner's throat and was taken into custody shortly thereafter.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 22,2009 12:40am



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Dec 22,2009 2:51am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 22,2009 4:53am



toggletoggle post by OLD SCHOOL JUGGALO at Dec 22,2009 6:54am
fat%20ass%20hole said[orig][quote]
Band members were arrested for harassing people into taking unwanted surplus copies of their latest release. Vocalist suffered the heaviest penalty, after causing a scene when the counter crew at Olneyville NY System refused to recognize his "celebrity" status for a 10 percent discount. The vocalist crammed a copy of Popes Pears down the foreigner's throat and was taken into custody shortly thereafter.



THIS ACCOUNT IS CLEARLY A FABRICATION.

THE VOCALIST WOULD HAVE EATEN THE PEARS HIMSELF, NO FUCKING WAY HE'D WILLINGLY GIVE AWAY FOOD TO SHITBAG CRIM-ALIENS, OR ANYONE ELSE.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Dec 22,2009 9:40am
fat%20ass%20hole said[orig][quote]
Band members were arrested for harassing people into taking unwanted surplus copies of their latest release. Vocalist suffered the heaviest penalty, after causing a scene when the counter crew at Olneyville NY System refused to recognize his "celebrity" status for a 10 percent discount. The vocalist crammed a copy of Popes Pears down the foreigner's throat and was taken into custody shortly thereafter.


Not for nothing, but this probably was the best story posted on RTTP.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Dec 22,2009 12:59pm



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Dec 23,2009 12:27am
this is totally false !!! i don't eat at that place ever .



toggletoggle post by mike_network   at Dec 23,2009 2:13am
Olneyville NY System= 300 feet from my house. i am the local celeb around these parts



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 23,2009 9:02am
Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.

Dylan Ruskin of Brain Drill said
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my asshole.




toggletoggle post by rhinoplasty at Dec 23,2009 11:15am
that was very gay



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Dec 23,2009 11:34am



toggletoggle post by rhinoplasty at Nov 9,2010 4:39pm
still gay



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 9,2010 5:24pm
only NY system on chalkstone is real



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Nov 10,2010 6:51am
I want mine topped with chili cheese fries or your fired



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toggletoggle post by Scott from Xasthur at Oct 4,2013 3:18pm
Lock them up and throw away the key.



toggletoggle post by BIG FAT GUY IN SPANDEX at Oct 4,2013 3:48pm
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWW!!!



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