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returntothepit >> discuss >> why can't men use printers or make photocopies by succubus on Dec 6,2009 5:59pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2009 5:59pm



toggletoggle post by RyanPlegics  at Dec 6,2009 6:00pm
Because we end up with glass in our butts every time we try to make a photocopy.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 6,2009 6:06pm
even though there is probably an italian saying that translates in to "a real man would photocopy and print", this is womans work.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Dec 6,2009 6:20pm
I take serious pride in my photocopies, how dare you



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 6,2009 6:23pm
Yeah I'll make a dry toner copier fucking SING. I do pinch harmonics on it and shit.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2009 6:27pm
ok well..then i should have said AARON can't make photocopies...
i haven't asked the dude for much help...but i asked him to make photocopies for me...and then he texts me telling me to use google docs...and then ASSUMES i will use google docs-without telling me...forgets my originals at work...eventually brings them home...and then i go to look at the photocopies and there are NONE



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2009 6:29pm
and so then i ask where are the photocopies and he tells me he figured I'd use google docs..when did i say i wanted google docs? i would have used google docs if i wanted...but i wanted photocopies
if you see him tonight pee on his head



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 6,2009 6:54pm
ITT: PMS



toggletoggle post by demondave at Dec 6,2009 6:58pm
There is nothing colder and more grim than the reaction you could be getting from a Kinko's employee. Trve kvlt black metal



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2009 7:12pm
ITT: Aaron you are incompetent



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 6,2009 7:23pm
succubus said[orig][quote]
ITT: Aaron you are incompetent
"in this site" is ITS not ITT.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2009 7:36pm
you typed ITT
yer just incompetent..and now being an ass



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 6,2009 7:40pm
KICK HIM IN THE TAINT!



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Dec 6,2009 8:34pm
this thread is so false. Women teachers are the WORST at using copiers, FACT



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Dec 10,2009 1:11pm
still false



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 10,2009 1:13pm edited Dec 10,2009 1:13pm
why are women so bad at staying in the kitchen to make me delicious sammiches?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 10,2009 1:53pm
to get to the other side!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 10,2009 1:57pm
the pantry?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Dec 10,2009 2:04pm
Printers and photocopiers are designed and made (and repaired) by men.


But using them is like cooking, except with paper, instead of food. So men can't be bothered with it.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 10,2009 2:09pm
MMM, DELICIOUS LEGAL STOCK



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 10,2009 2:09pm
I like mine with a dusting of cyan toner and some fuser crispies.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Dec 10,2009 2:21pm
People give me money to use printers.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 10,2009 6:39pm
Use a mimiograph machine or you're a pussy!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 10,2009 8:46pm
Women usually only use a copy machine correctly when their tits or asses are on top of it.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 3,2011 2:09pm



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 3,2011 2:15pm
go back to the rev's kitchen and make him a baconater!



toggletoggle post by mutis   at Jan 3,2011 3:59pm
I don't know how to use anything smaller than an LFO.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 3,2011 5:20pm
Nude Tayne.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 5:33pm
only Formula 1 Racing Printers are real.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 5:34pm
oh and...




toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Jan 3,2011 5:43pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]


LMFAO!
I think I need to print this and hang it up at work. Oh wait...



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