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returntothepit >> discuss >> Insidious Reign: The Story of Archaeon by Forged Productions on Dec 1,2009 1:51pm
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toggletoggle post by Forged Productions at Dec 1,2009 1:51pm
Introducing the true, heartfelt story of the once great metal band and their rise and fall from the top of the metal food chain.

Archaeon, a group of friends whom banded together in the name of true extreme metal. A group of musicians that no man could break the chains of. Together they slayed audiences with what only could be called the most monsterous performances in metal history.

It all started in a sleepy Massachusetts town where two young men bonded together to create a band that would truly change the course of metal history.



“The greatest stage presence I’ve ever seen”
-Bova

“If you frequent Return to the Pit and consider yourself a metal fan, you better get your ass up and your ears open for this epic film”
-The Reverend

“I watched Archaeon blossom into something great only to see the greatness of each individual player tear the band apart”
-Jim


COMING SOON 2010



toggletoggle post by jenette at Dec 1,2009 1:52pm
With a special cameo appearance by Yuqi Hu!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 1,2009 1:59pm
ITT: PURPLE TELECASTERS



toggletoggle post by thetruthaboutmuffdivers at Dec 1,2009 2:00pm
What the fuck was up with that album cover anyways?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 1,2009 2:01pm
Forged%20Productions said[orig][quote]

“If you frequent Return to the Pit and consider yourself a metal fan, you better get your ears up and your ass open for this epic film”
-The Reverend



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:11pm
Hahahaha, what? Who's directing?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:12pm
thetruthaboutmuffdivers said[orig][quote]
What the fuck was up with that album cover anyways?


Mark Richards drew it so that it would look awesome. We were going to make brown/beige shirts with the cover on it but then we broke up.



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 2:15pm
Lol what is this



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:16pm
lawl aril



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 2:17pm
?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 1,2009 2:18pm
Doth thou perceiveth an accusation against Heir Aril?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:20pm
aril probably wouldn't waste his time and he's not funny enough



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 1,2009 2:21pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
Hahahaha, what? Who's directing?


if its not Michael Bay than i'm not interested.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 1,2009 2:21pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
thetruthaboutmuffdivers said[orig][quote]
What the fuck was up with that album cover anyways?


Mark Richards drew it so that it would look awesome.


Oh, I thought you wanted to be awFUL. I'd like to go back in time to when I started that cover and slap myself in the dick.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:25pm
God dammit, Richards. I told you his foot looked weird.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 1,2009 2:26pm
The foot is the only good part.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 1,2009 2:26pm
I'll be at the premier sporting skinny jeans, pink strat and underage scene girlfriend.

Also, I lol'd so hard at this in the middle of class. wierd looks ftw.



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 2:28pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
aril probably wouldn't waste his time and he's not funny enough


I wouldn't waste my time on this and I use my phone to post.
I'm more funny in real life tough gauy.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:29pm
Forged%20Productions said[orig][quote]


It all started in a sleepy Massachusetts town where two young men bonded together to create a band that would truly change the course of metal history.


That sentence is the best.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 1,2009 2:29pm
Carlos and Jackson?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:30pm
aril said[orig][quote]
Martins said[orig][quote]
aril probably wouldn't waste his time and he's not funny enough


I wouldn't waste my time on this and I use my phone to post.
I'm more funny in real life tough gauy.


You're about as funny in real life as an NWO.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:30pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Carlos and Jackson?


I was thinking Lefman and Carlos' cousin.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:30pm
After they moved in together.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 1,2009 2:32pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
I'll be at the premier sporting skinny jeans, pink strat and underage scene girlfriend.

Also, I lol'd so hard at this in the middle of class. wierd looks ftw.


when you get back around here, winter break... i got a sick pop punk project for you.
since i am not good enough to play slam metal.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:34pm
I hope the trailer mentions something about the slam in Insidious Reign.



toggletoggle post by Rhinomcgunksmartins at Dec 1,2009 2:36pm
This thread started funny but sucks now. I used to direct movies , but I make more money than graveside , I have a hotter girlfriend , I'm just plain better .



toggletoggle post by blue  at Dec 1,2009 2:41pm
Lol at 'not good enough to play slam metal'



toggletoggle post by Forged Productions at Dec 1,2009 2:42pm
Update:

Interviewees include such names as:

Arillius (under the pseudonym "Jim")
Steve "Destroy You ALOT"
Bova
Seth Putnam
Wren Leader
Richard Horror
Pat Flynn


Its wonderful how so many people could be touched by one musical group.


STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 1,2009 2:50pm
will composted end up in the dvd deleted scenes?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 2:51pm
There's a gay sex scene with all of Composted.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 1,2009 2:51pm
Chiodos could not be reached for comment.



toggletoggle post by Forged Productions at Dec 1,2009 2:54pm
MORE UPDATES:

Mass Slamstars COMPOSTED have agreed to provide half of the soundtrack of this film. The other half will be of rare, unleased, BRUTAL tracks from the one and only ARCHAEON!

Plus MORE INTERVIEWEES ADDED!

Henry Rollins
Wrench
Ghaal


Stay tuned for more!


-Forged Productions Team



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 1,2009 2:54pm
There's 2 hours of lifting footage that Carlos put on Facebook in the bonus section.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 1,2009 2:58pm
Rumors are floating around about this being a double feature with the much anticipated, "TYAG: Breehind the Music"



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 2:58pm
I've never met anyone in this band. The only thing I'd say in the interview is stuff about curious fatties and pink strats



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 1,2009 3:00pm
and TESTOSTERONE.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 1,2009 3:00pm
ahhhhh breehind the music haha. i lolled



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 3:03pm
Special bonus disc: the martins diet. learn how to lose weight in seconds !



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 3:04pm
Lol carlos' Testosterone shirt



toggletoggle post by Forged Productions at Dec 1,2009 3:06pm
aril said[orig][quote]
I've never met anyone in this band. The only thing I'd say in the interview is stuff about curious fatties and pink strats


We regret to inform you that the comments you made during your interview are now copywritten material of Forged Productions. Said comments include "When Archaeon first started out and I eventually saw them live, I found Grant strangly attractive" and "I never knew what true metal was until I saw Martins shred like the beast he is"

Again, we thank you for your contributions to this picture.


-Forged Productions Team



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 3:08pm
You son of a bitch.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 3:08pm
Really, you think I shred? Awesome.



toggletoggle post by martins the shredding squareenix beast lover at Dec 1,2009 3:11pm
lol haha wow gauyz lol I'm sp flattered haha what about the secret grant and martins sex tape lol haha gauyz this is too much



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 3:12pm
hahahaha almost definitely has to be aril



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Dec 1,2009 3:12pm
Jim I actually am pretty sure that I met you when I was in Mortalis.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 1,2009 3:15pm
copywritten? as in, you wrote the copy? they should've been copyrighted so you'd own the rights.



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 3:18pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
Jim I actually am pretty sure that I met you when I was in Mortalis.


who knows probably. I remember someone in that band and his friends used to worship my band for some unknown reason. rhinorocker was it? Can't remember



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 1,2009 3:30pm
"Breehind The Music" is the only thing worth a shit in this thread.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 1,2009 3:42pm
Rhinorocker (jamey) was out of mortalis a while before i joined. Luke (who i replaced) was also obsessed, he was the one who was friends with matt oles. I'm pretty sure i have a video of abaroth jamming on my other computer.



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 1,2009 3:51pm
that video is a drunken aril in a medieval monk outfit. Delete that immediately.
as far as mr oles, well, I'd rather not say.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 1,2009 3:55pm
I heard Jesus was hoping to be interviewed but was told he was too much of a nobody to participate.



toggletoggle post by TommyLee at Dec 1,2009 4:59pm
I partied with those boys. Gave one of 'em the hep.



toggletoggle post by Bobby McFadden II at Dec 1,2009 5:03pm
I heard Archaeon had an original name



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 1,2009 5:05pm
Well you heard wrong.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 1,2009 5:12pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
"Breehind The Music" is the only thing worth a shit in this thread.


I was pretty proud of "PURPLE TELECASTERS", but whatever, I'll just sit here alone in the dark.



toggletoggle post by Bobby McFadden II at Dec 1,2009 5:18pm
I heard dya's jokes usually sit in the dark



toggletoggle post by Castle McGroovey at Dec 21,2009 11:43am
Archaeon is a GAY band, especially Grant wants to suck Carlos dick.



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