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returntothepit >> discuss >> Craigslist Taco???? by Troll on Nov 30,2009 10:59pm

post by Troll at Nov 30,2009 10:59pm edited Nov 30,2009 11:02pm

I recently broke up w/ my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for over a week and I need to flush my radiator, bad!
Can I put out a "pink taco" wanted ad on Craigslist or will I get kicked off?
Serious.

post by RichHorror

at Nov 30,2009 11:04pm

Yes, they have a section just for people who want to get laid and never speak to the person again.

post by Troll at Nov 30,2009 11:08pm

*sigh*
thats a relief.

post by Troll at Nov 30,2009 11:12pm

How's this?

"Wanted: SWM seeks supple young vixen for frivolous intercourse.Size and race no issue. Must have real female vagina. Sorry gents, no post-ops :("

post by sxealex

at Dec 1,2009 2:19am

1 week? wtf that does not constitute a sorely needed flush

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Dec 1,2009 2:29am

Troll said	[orig][quote]
How's this? "Wanted: SWM seeks supple young vixen for frivolous intercourse.Size and race no issue. Must have real female vagina. Sorry gents, no post-ops :("

Nds moar dick pix

post by the_reverend

at Dec 1,2009 2:48am

no post-ops? what are you gay now?

post by douchebag_patrol at Dec 1,2009 5:28am

http://worcester.craigslist.org/stp/1481841495.html

post by Troll at Dec 1,2009 7:23am

^ funny, yet disturbing.

post by aril at Dec 1,2009 7:33am

Yea man, one week ain't nothin'

post by the_reverend

at Dec 1,2009 8:43am

Methuen... has DreamingInExile been found?

post by the_reverend

at Dec 1,2009 9:27am

and asked my work-girlfriend and he knows that dog.

post by pam

at Dec 1,2009 9:34am

sxealex said	[orig][quote]
1 week? wtf that does not constitute a sorely needed flush

Yeah I was a little confused there, too. Especially a flush that will probably earn you some sweet STDs.

post by Troll at Dec 1,2009 2:02pm

I'm a sex addict, a week is too long.
Not to mention I can't spank it cause I'm in an upper body cast w/ two broken arms!
My balls look like two obese smurfs!

post by the_reverend

at Dec 1,2009 2:17pm

get a dog and get some peanut butter?

post by the_reverend

at Dec 1,2009 2:17pm

and you got dumped and got an upper body cast?
are you tiger woods?

post by largefreakatzero at Dec 1,2009 2:37pm

Troll said	[orig][quote]
I'm a sex addict, a week is too long. Not to mention I can't spank it cause I'm in an upper body cast w/ two broken arms! My balls look like two obese smurfs!

If serious about injuries, story please.

post by Yeti at Dec 1,2009 3:18pm

yes, do tell, especially since you are able to type so well.

post by Troll at Dec 2,2009 9:16am

I type w/ my toes so it would take too long to tell the whole story.

post by largefreakatzero at Dec 2,2009 9:18am

Pics or it didn't happen.

post by ouchdrummer

at Dec 2,2009 9:25am

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
It didn't happen.

Fixd

post by largefreakatzero at Dec 2,2009 9:29am

Yup

post by ouchdrummer

at Dec 2,2009 9:40am

i know who this hornball is.

post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 22,2010 1:12am

http://worcester.craigslist.org/cas/1646091746.html

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