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returntothepit >> discuss >> Apples eating people by Martins on Nov 25,2009 1:19pm
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toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 25,2009 1:19pm
MAKES ME WANNA FUCKING MURDER THEM! There is nothing quite as irritating as the repetitive sound of biting into a person followed by the crunching when they bite off a piece that's just a little too big to chew with their mouth closed.

It's ALMOST as irritating as the clink-clack-clink of a spoonful of human blood & bones hitting an apple's teeth just before the slurp-slurp-slurp and crunch-crunch that inevitably follows.


These two situations are like nails on a chalkboard to me. I tense up, and i can't think cleary. I usually end up either putting my hands over my ears and yelling "la la la la", running out of the room, or saying something like "Please stop! You ate my family!"



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 25,2009 1:20pm
lol



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 25,2009 1:25pm
i was in a meeting a couple weeks ago and the guy beside me was eating an apple while my boss was questioning me. so hard to keep a straight face. i did the same thing to him the next week, but my apple was much bigger and his hearing proved to be much worse.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 25,2009 1:25pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 25,2009 1:29pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 25,2009 1:31pm
I think you meant--




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 25,2009 1:33pm
Yeah that.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 25,2009 1:37pm
no, that is a pear. keep your fruits separate, you fruit.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 25,2009 1:38pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 25,2009 1:45pm
would you please keep the pears out of a thread about apples? kbithx



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 25,2009 1:46pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 25,2009 1:48pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 25,2009 3:17pm
GO BANANA!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 25,2009 3:19pm edited Nov 25,2009 3:19pm
ever played that game Apples to Apples? dont ...it sucks.



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