MAKES ME WANNA FUCKING MURDER THEM! There is nothing quite as irritating as the repetitive sound of biting into an apple followed by the crunching when they bite off a piece that's just a little too big to chew with their mouth closed.

It's ALMOST as irritating as the clink-clack-clink of a spoonful of milk & cereal hitting someones teeth just before the slurp-slurp-slurp and crunch-crunch that inevitably follows.


These two situations are like nails on a chalkboard to me. I tense up, and i can't think cleary. I usually end up either putting my hands over my ears and yelling "la la la la", running out of the room, or saying something like "could you shut the fuck up with your god damn apple over there buddy?!" and of course to everyone else around, they didn't even notice the noise, never mind got as enraged as i did.

Plus the skin is just riddled with toxins.

Never eat the skin. Just don't use the toe knife to peel it.

I would throw up NOW.

Apple skins are great.

And Jim, I take it the SM is at -10?

Pires-
me, or other jim?

Eating apples around jimbo just jumped to number one in my list of new year's resolutions.

You. Damn "other jim" posting at the same time.

Eat Apple Jacks - it's an annoying Jimcorpse two-fer.

Me? or other,other jim?

this is especially annoying at work when people call in whilst chewing food on the phone. makes me wanna snap everytime.

You sir have ruined my rttp experience. You're such a mean person!

It does seriously fucking bug me out though. The only thing that even comes close is wet socks.......

Eating a bowl of Apple Jacks and socks in milk?

Lol.

ewww

Jim, I'm gonna ruin your RttP sexperience.

new reality show on the food network

wet socks...I'll kill a bitch.

note to self:

make sure to be a stage potato and eat plenty of apples when boarcorpse or useful idiot it playing.

why not be a stage apple and eat a potato during their set?

that could also work although the taste of raw potatoes isn't exactly my thing.

ITT: remiroc is not creed

i don't believe i am rev.

thats good cause you would be terrible at qwibbidy assements.

Win.

pesky toxins like vitamin c.

NOT ALLOWED TO EAT APPLES WITH THE SKIN... NOT ALLOWEDDD!!!

mmm a pesticide a day keeps the doctor away

Frank's reaction when he hears Dennis swallowed apple seeds fucking gets me every time.

Jimbo, I'll have a fucking cornucopia next time I come over. I love eating fruit like a gorilla.

OM NOM NOM NOM