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New site? Maybe some day. 
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It's sin that no body has ever done before. Breaks boundaries. Kinda like what Coheed and Cambria did for emo. Or what Archaeon did for slam. |
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some cunt ate an apple a long fucking time ago, and now were all fucked.
its a huge load of horseshit that dates back to the times when people were stupid enough to punish kids for the sins of their ancestors, (or in this case mythological progenitors)
don't be afraid to be "blasphemous" in the face of monumental stupidity |
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my kid hasn't been baptized or christened or any of that crap. |
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you could go the Jewish route and have a bris... |
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| my kid hasn't been baptized or christened or any of that crap. |
That's what YOU think... |
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and if you don't cut that shit, get ready to clean your kids dick until he's 18 |
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Just do what the norse and the celts did, take a sprig of oak dip it in goat blood and splash the child!
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Original Sin was a band in the late 80's that had Josh Silver from Type O Negative in it. so no, don't baptize. |
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| and if you don't cut that shit, get ready to clean your kids dick until he's 18 |
as an man who has an unbutchered hog, i disagree. cleaning your own cock is really easy, there is minimal extra effort to clean the natural dick, you've just been brainwashed by the "circumsize or die" maniacs |
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Slice your ding-ding or you are a pussy. |
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| and if you don't cut that shit, get ready to clean your kids dick until he's 18 |
I have cut friends who've said that it's really easy to keep clean, and that they've always been on top of it.... but i also know dudes that are almost my own age that admit to not keeping it clean enough.... gross.. |
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Baptism is a silly ritual that means nothing, kind of like communion, confirmation, etc.
In theory circumcizing your kid is also fucked, then again, I like my dick the way it is now - all set with any extra flappage. |
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I was cut, my brother was not. I'm not going into details, but I endorse the cut dick 155% |
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| I was cut, my brother was not. I'm not going into details, but I endorse the cut dick 155% |
lots of snoodling going on in your house? |
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i meant between you and your brother since one is cut and one is not |
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i'm so glad i'm cut. i don't have to worry about a scabbard, i'm always ready for battle. |
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..if you could only find someone to fight.. |
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Uncut. It's better for snoodling. |
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Lol leave it to rttp to turn a baptism thread into one about circumcision and snoodling with your brother. |
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i never had a brother, so i missed out on the snoodling :( |
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys have been so busy!!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did have Vincent circumcised. I think I would have preferred not to but his brother is and I thought the chances are better that they'll be longlife friends if when they take baths together as kids they match. No one will feel insecure this way. But back to my original question ~ i wonder why anyone would baptize today? |
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Ladies love the baby elephant trunk, 4 out of 5 fellatrixes agree. |
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neither of my kids are baptized. I think religion is a personal decision, not something that you pass down like a grandfather clock or something |
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| I need a little help from my friends in defining "Original Sin". I will be very GRATEFUL if you can help me. |
A long time ago, a bunch of chimpanzees got especially smart, but not nearly smart for their brains to be able to comprehend the concept of their own demise, so they came up with stories about old men in the sky and glorius afterlives, and then started killing each other over it. Many of their offspring were dunked underwater in the insanity.
Then they all blew each other up.
THE END |
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My question ~ Why are there still people out there that think it's necessary? To the point that they are wasting their time being concerned about my baby because I'm choosing not to? |
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Because if you're right, then it brings into question their beliefs, and all of a sudden they're not immortal, and they've been lying to themselves all their lives.
Can't have that. |
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And I've been in a similar position, BTW, my wife asked me to consider it for our daughter just to make her parents happy, even though we're both agnostic.
Needless to say, she was not baptized, and would be over my dead body. Actually, even not then.
What I don't get about devoutly religious people is that they're SURE that the family and local community and religion they happened to be born in therefore must be the only true and right religion out of the thousands that exist, and everyone else is going to hell, even though every other devout person from every other religion is equally sure of the same thing - and none of them find this odd or the least bit suspicious. |
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I just want everyone to realize the truth so then we can all just move on already. |
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| I need a little help from my friends in defining "Original Sin". |
tl;dr: U R born sinful and therefore need saving by some camel salesman who took too many bong hits and saw the universal mind.
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A long time ago, a bunch of chimpanzees got especially smart, but not nearly smart for their brains to be able to comprehend the concept of their own demise, so they came up with stories about old men in the sky and glorius afterlives, and then started killing each other over it. Many of their offspring were dunked underwater in the insanity.
Then they all blew each other up.
THE END |
This thread was stupid until this post. |
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Woman made adam eat apple. god got pissed and made women suffer with painful birth and menstruation. and all humans with death.
But "god" is not real. so don't worry. Just don't be greedy or cruel to others in life. |
 
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