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returntothepit >> discuss >> Portsmouth rated one of the prettiest towns in america by the_reverend on Oct 22,2009 3:41pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 3:42pm
worcester fucks you back



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 3:42pm
I'm sorry but some of the towns surrounding Worcester are way better than Portsmouth.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 22,2009 3:43pm
worcester sucks dick for five dollars



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 22,2009 3:44pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm sorry but some of the towns surrounding Worcester are way better than Portsmouth.
Says you aril, but let's see you put that in your magazine. Oh wait, you don't have a magazine. And printing one off zines in your pjs doesn't count.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 3:45pm
i like my dirty ugly city



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 3:46pm
You have no idea what I write for. Remember Rev, I was an Engrish major. Useless major, but one nonetheless.



toggletoggle post by portsmith nh at Oct 22,2009 3:46pm
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 22,2009 3:46pm
well, I can see your ip...

aril, ghost writer to the stars.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 3:49pm
Middleboro > Portsmouth



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 3:51pm
Hell, NASHUA is better than Portsmouth.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 3:51pm
i'm sure the city of portsmouth is pretty but its inhabitants are hideously ugly.


... although i do like Water Country.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 3:52pm
has water country gotten any better? I haven't been there in 10 years



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 3:53pm
water country has collapsed



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 22,2009 3:53pm
i believe the magazine. i was in portsmouth a couple weekends ago and it is one of the most beautiful cities i've ever been to.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 3:56pm
by the way, i'm joking. I like portsmouth. top 10 prettiest city in America, though? no way. they're all out west. lemme put that in my magazine clip and shoot it through your head rev.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 22,2009 3:57pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
top 10 prettiest city in America, though? no way. they're all out west.
this statement i also agree with. portsmouth is great, but the west is greater.

needles, CA or you're a pussy



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 22,2009 4:13pm
aril thinks nashua is better than portsmouth... either the funniest thing he has posted to date or he's smoking cigars without taking the plastic wrapper off.



toggletoggle post by portsmith nh at Oct 22,2009 4:15pm
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 4:35pm
nashua is more like massachusetts . that's why it's better . massachusetts is cooler , massachusetts is smarter, massachusetts is deeper, massachusetts is richer, massachusetts is just plain better.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 4:38pm
...and gosh darn it massachusetts like me



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 22,2009 4:39pm
I think you mean nashua is darker, like massachusetts



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 4:40pm
i was mocking rhinoplasty. most ingenius troll on this site



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 22,2009 8:21pm



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 22,2009 8:28pm edited Oct 22,2009 8:28pm
What makes it even more beautiful are all of the Mass. and NY license plates cruising about and buying up all of the real estate. Gotta love Capitalism!! More liberals=more douchery. Town is a shithole inhabited by transplants.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 22,2009 9:03pm
Predictable post by the hose-man



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 22,2009 9:28pm
Portsmouth has the aesthetic of a British city minus the german bombs...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 11:31pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
What makes it even more beautiful are all of the Mass. and NY license plates cruising about and buying up all of the real estate. Gotta love Capitalism!! More liberals=more douchery. Town is a shithole inhabited by transplants.


nh is full of douche bags with annoying vanity plates.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 22,2009 11:38pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Hoser said[orig][quote]
What makes it even more beautiful are all of the Mass. and NY license plates cruising about and buying up all of the real estate. Gotta love Capitalism!! More liberals=more douchery. Town is a shithole inhabited by transplants.


nh is full of douche bags with annoying vanity plates.


Mass is full of know it alls that could not fight their way out of a paper bag



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 22,2009 11:41pm
mass is full of cosmopolitan faggots desperately seeking social affirmations.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 11:41pm edited Oct 22,2009 11:42pm
ON BEHALF OF SMASHINGTWOTITS I CHALLENGE NEW HAMPSTERBEER IN A GAME OF CHESS





toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 22,2009 11:44pm
I challenge you to a wood chopping contest you city slickin cosmopolitan queyahhh



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 22,2009 11:52pm
I CHALLENGE YOU FAGACHUSETTS TO LIVE ON YOUR OWN WITHOUT THE PRAISE OF YOUR FAGGOT FRIENDS... THE FUCKING GAYEST CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER STATE IN AMERICA... THE RED SOX SUCK. FUCK YE



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:04am
Mass is full of disco drugs... FAGGOTS



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:05am edited Oct 23,2009 12:05am
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
I challenge you to a wood chopping contest you city slickin cosmopolitan queyahhh


MA accepts this challenge



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:05am
and your a pussy



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:10am
yeah mass... what a superior culture... Hardcore fucking sucks and the only faggots that give a fuck about mass hardcore bands(with the exception of BFB) are people from Mass!!!! Revocation is the great death metal hope and they sound more like Unearth than death metal... I'd rather listen to the Bruisers any day of the week...What a piece of gay dogshit state you live in...



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Oct 23,2009 12:12am
I like the landscape of MA, but hate the people



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:20am
Seriously, I have been around the country and I can say with the utmost sincerity ... Massachusetts has some of the biggest douche bags per mile than any other state. It's shocking how much these people rely on plastic ego chasing faggotry.... Cosmoplolitan social and city affirmations to the tenth degree. Go spend a few months in the woods you fucking drama queen high school girls... FUCK YOU!!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:32am
what the hell does this have to do with hardcore music. i hate hardcore music. i thought we were talking about choppin wood.


generalizations for the win?



toggletoggle post by Four years ago at Oct 23,2009 12:33am
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
yeah mass... what a superior culture... Hardcore fucking sucks and the only faggots that give a fuck about mass hardcore bands(with the exception of BFB) are people from Mass!!!! Revocation is the great death metal hope and they sound more like Unearth than death metal... I'd rather listen to the Bruisers any day of the week...What a piece of gay dogshit state you live in...


I HAVE AN EXCELLENT IDEA! SINCE THIS GENERIC SECOND WAVE BLACK METAL THING IS GOING NOWHERE LET'S WRITE A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH ABOUT CROWLEY, THROW IN SOME CLEAN VOCALS, ADD AN OI OR THREE AND CALL IT AVANT GARDE.

THIS PLAN IS TOO BRILLIANT TO FAIL AND I'M SURE I'VE READ ENOUGH NIETZSCHE CLIFF NOTES TO SKATE BY WHEN INTERVIEWERS ASK ME HOW WE CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:33am
I'd win... No generalizations needed Mass boy...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:34am
wow dude you really got a fuckin bug up your ass huh.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:39am
Four%20years%20ago said[orig][quote]
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
yeah mass... what a superior culture... Hardcore fucking sucks and the only faggots that give a fuck about mass hardcore bands(with the exception of BFB) are people from Mass!!!! Revocation is the great death metal hope and they sound more like Unearth than death metal... I'd rather listen to the Bruisers any day of the week...What a piece of gay dogshit state you live in...


I HAVE AN EXCELLENT IDEA! SINCE THIS GENERIC SECOND WAVE BLACK METAL THING IS GOING NOWHERE LET'S WRITE A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH ABOUT CROWLEY, THROW IN SOME CLEAN VOCALS, ADD AN OI OR THREE AND CALL IT AVANT GARDE.

THIS PLAN IS TOO BRILLIANT TO FAIL AND I'M SURE I'VE READ ENOUGH NIETZSCHE CLIFF NOTES TO SKATE BY WHEN INTERVIEWERS ASK ME HOW WE CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA


But the difference between you and me is... I don't hide behind a false screen name and you do... My band is like far beyond mass and all it's homosexual back patting and sucking up... Dig it? I ban Mass, Mass don't ban me bitch... The beautiful thing is people dig us outside of mass, ya dig?



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:41am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
wow dude you really got a fuckin bug up your ass huh.


Nah, I'm just trying to get your goat... Good for a laugh. Mass is still gay though



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:41am
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
.. My band is like far beyond mass and all it's homosexual back patting and sucking up... Dig it?


LOL WUT



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:43am
i hoped that was the case... people seem to take shit to seriously these days. states are always gonna say they are better than their neighbors... its just like sports rivalries i guess.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 23,2009 12:46am
Soooo...

How 'bout Portsmouth, huh?



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:48am
Think of it as a sociological experiment. I only believe half of what I'm saying. I like stirring it up... Drank too much



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:49am
lol new england is wicked pissed...at itself



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2009 12:50am
pisss drunk that is



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 12:53am
yup... Honestly though, Revocation sounds like Unearth... They ain't no Dismember.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 23,2009 1:06am
Seriously if your defintion of death metal is some fucking gay ass metalcore faggotry from mass you should all be shot in the back of the head and kicked into a ditch SS style with no pity or no remorse... Terrible, just fucking terrible...



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Oct 23,2009 1:08am



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