were the victims of a severe natural disaster. It was around 2:30 am last night, we were getting busy as usual, throwing down beers at the speed of sound. 14-15 degenerate losers were walking around aimlessly into empty rooms they've already been in a million times. One individual decided to address the "central vaccum" problem we have been recently wrestling with. Upon opening the basement door, he innocently flicked the lights on, only to bear witness to the unforgiving wrath of mother nature herself. Minutes slowed down to seconds, seconds turned into suffering. This man blinked twice to remind his brain what he was now exposed to, the most treacherous, ungodly, deepest abyss of a basement any human being could imagine. FLOOD

Images of the band members' equipment quickly flashed into his mind.
He knew that at least Scott and Kevin were so hammered, they would not take kindly to such news. He knew Tim was sleeping because of his joke of a work schedule. He decided to turn to young Nate, his closest ally and trusted companion. At this point, Scott and Kevin were seen playing air guitar to Malevolent Creation's masterpiece, entitled simply, "Eternal." They were then seen laughing and pointing at the flow of people with no shoes on descending into the great abyss. One of them remarked, "Look at these assholes. Ripping their socks off, pulling their pants up like clamdiggas. We don't need this shit."

A Triple Recitifier Mesa Boogie shot up, clocked at 80mph into a dry, clean towel. This was then followed by the various body parts of a $1200 brand new drum set touched by only 6 human hands and for only 3 seconds at a time.

Casualties:
Various expensive guitar pedals: $800
Chords and Mic: $200
Hearts: $0

To play tonights show drunk as possible and not giving a fuck: PRICELESS
Come see Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers bitches!

oh fuck :(

sorry guys

that hurts

I think I poured about 2 or 3 gallons of water out of Nate's amp alone. Shitty.

OH god it was horrible, it was like a scene out of Band of Brothers. Like some scene in a war movie when the bodies and chaos is shown in slow motion. We'll find out what really still works tonight...Who knows how we'll sound.

that sucks ass.
I've always been worried about that.
thankfully, the new place I'm getting, the "basement" is build on the roof of someone elses house. waters would have to raise 24' + sea level.
I'm not sure what the global warming maps show, but I'm thinking around 2070, I'll have some bitchin' sea-shore property.
beach party bingo at my house then.

i offered them the use of various pedals at the show but pete's stamp collector assortment of obscure pedals are hard to replace by the average citizen, so good thing for the classic metal zone!----- come to the show tonight... exit 55 off of 95 Byfield, Mass....madhouse!@yellow school center for the arts.

Buy some cheap water alarms. That's what I have scattering my basement. If the slightest drop of water hits any of the sensors it will let us know by deafening us

Slainte